Why Does G.I. Joe struggle to adapt?

It’s nowhere near as successful as Transformers with its various games, movies, and cartoons. You’d think a simple concept like “spec ops organization fights terrorist” would be easy to make appealing to a modern audience. Especially, in the age of CoD and everything else that happened in the 2000s. I thought this movie was a great attempt, but apparently it was hated by all the adults at the time. My dad seemed to enjoy it, though.

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You need to have someone at a high level that actually likes and understands the property, or at least understands it. This rarely happens.

at first glance I thought the joes were the top four

>nooo Ninjas can't be white let's cast the least charismatic Asian actor imaginable and have him play a white character who is supposed to be wearing a mask all the time anyway

I think most of the cartoons were good for the time they got made but at the GI Joe Renegades they haven't really tried a new cartoon since then I believe .

Sigma Six?

I like it..

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I thought all three movies were alright, the kind of thing I would have thought was really cool when I was like 11. It's obviously a property for kids with all the OTT characters, villain schemes and spy-fi tech, you shouldn't take it too seriously and try to make a gritty CoD story out of it. If most adults don't like it then uhhh good.

CoD wasn’t gritty back then. That started with MW2. I was referencing the first Modern Warfare.

Bayformers had style, and presented a nightmarish and hallucinatory hyper-consumerist America with grotesque caricatures and robot ultraviolence. Did the GI Joe live action movies have anything at all?

I don’t know. Despite having it on DVD I’ve only seen it a few times.

When people think of GI Joe, they think of the 80s.

None of the movies have captured the look of the cartoons, toys, or comics -- in terms of costume, color palette, etc. They try to make it all "realistic" when that's not what audiences want. They want colorful spectacle.

They should just get Paul Verhoeven to make a Joe movie.

Came before Renegades

>They should just get Paul Verhoeven to make a Joe movie.

Dangerously based

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BE A HERO

I like where this is going.

Haha she pretty.

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Retaliation did well enough and then...they did jackshit for several years and then they decided to reboot so they did Snake Eyes and nobody fucking cared. On the upside that made Paramount lose a lot of money.

Baroness huh.

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Legit this movie is a guilty pleasure for me. Aside from the stupid Baroness/Duke romance and CC getting caught right at the end when he should’ve gotten away, I feel like it was closer in spirit to the 80’s cartoon than people wanted to admit.

Holy shit I forgot that reboot existed

Now THAT is a big brain idea.

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Who is Baroness Huh?

>I feel like it was closer in spirit to the 80’s cartoon than people wanted to admit.

There's a lot of sequels that go for a fan pleasing turn that don't get enough mention. The second Bay produced TMNT movie is another example.

I just want a hot Baroness

>presented a nightmarish and hallucinatory hyper-consumerist America with grotesque caricatures
so like GTA? holy shit, now i know what franchise he should adapt next, it's too perfect.

as dangerously based as my GTA idea?

of course, it's Sienna Miller after all.

YFW the first Transformers movie is a better GIJoe movie than the actual two Joe movies.

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At least Nichol's leaks were nice.

I blame the reality of America spending over a decade waging war with real life terrorists souring fantasy of the concept.

>Keep waiting for him to become the fucked up mute he is in everything
>Oh clearly he'll get fucked up by the sunstone...oh they're done
>Oh maybe he'll get fucked by the sneks and achieve peace before he's deaded
>No....oh well then what is it.....
Turns out it's fucking nothing, he's just some fucker who never shuts the fuck up and wears bike gear

Did that Snake eyes movie come out? It feels like a fever dream

Yes, I believe it released last year or in 2022.

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Because the US has basically been the bad guy for the past few dozen wars we've been in, so the patriotism has been sucked out of the country.

They work only as a parody now.

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Instead of just making a third movie, they wasted a decade trying to develop one that would launch a 'Hasbro Cinematic Universe' before giving up and releasing a reboot during the Covid lockdowns.

Agreed on this, and the sequel was mostly an improvement in every way, but the size of the audience for a GI Joe movie appeared to mostly just be existing fans, and they both got overshadowed by bigger blockbusters.

That second TMNT movie deserved to do a lot better, it looks like nobody went to see it because of negative reactions to the first one.

i liked this movie, was a lot better than the second that's for certain

Have y'all read the Scioli TF crossover? You should.

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Transformers is for fags.

they kept making them and then ending them for that Paramount BIG MOVIE MONEY game.

Resolute was pretty good. Renegades was better. Both needed to be nourished.

Best live action Joe is the 90s adverts

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>Paramount BIG MOVIE MONEY game

As someone who has not seen these movies and have no prior knowledge (other than knowing GI Joe is a synonym for an action figure), this looks BORING

I did watch Action Man growing up - would it be a fair comparison if someone took Action Man and made him into a gritty, "realistic" Jason Bourne Type character?
This is kino - there are 0 action movies for kids nowadays

Street Fighter movier is a very good adaptation of G.I. Joe

Street Fighter movier is a very good adaptation of G.I. Joe.

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Kids have Call of Duty now

so basically like the sequel then? because they tried to be muh gritty-grimdark with the concept.

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Because the American military are bad guys for wanting to stop terrorists.

>Because the American military are bad guys for wanting to bomb civilians.
Fix'd.

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>make destro Le evil man
Lame.

>Let me draw bad...IRONICALLY
This shit would've been badass if Don Figueroa drew it.

The movie wasn't bad except for two things. The Joe uniforms fucking sucked. And they completely mishandled Cobra Commander.

>Don Figueroa
Literally, who?

hated how Snake Eyes just looked like a body sprayed painted black dude with glasses.

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All my liberal friends are absolutely jubilant over the war in Ukraine tho.