It's over Xiaolin Losers. Now that I have the Keyboard of Shitposting Shin Gon Wu, there is nothing you can do to stop me. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*cough* *cough*
AHAHAHAHAHA!
Xiaolin Showdown
Grayson Gutierrez
Gabriel Peterson
Jack how is this going to help us get more Shen Gong Wus ?
Anthony Gonzalez
My plan is to use the Keyboard of Shitposting to spread false rumors of racism and sexism in the Xiaolin temple. I will have thousands of keyboard warriors doxxing those losers and ruining their entire lives. The best part is I don't even have to leave my room, and while they are dealing with the social backlash they will be too occupied to gather any more! Hahahahahaha!
Leo Ramirez
Not so fast Jack Spicer! While you were distracted, I used Mobile Phone of Manipulation to spread the false rumor that you have a fetish for poop and that Wuya has intercourse with pie, (though that last one may or may not be true, as she is a girl and girls are naturally stinky).
My fellow anons are already saying that I am based and blue pilled!
Noah Gonzalez
It's redpilled not bluepilled.
Caleb Sanchez
THAT TOO!
Jonathan Foster
This is a blessed thread.
John Nguyen
Wow, that plan is dumber than a prairie dog in a rodeo
Hudson Richardson
Ohh yeah well I used the Wifi Router of Disconnection to disrupt your signal to the internet and prevent your message from sending. Everything you saw was ny Jackbots replying to you on a private server to give you the illusion of victory!
Ethan Smith
That's what you think! I saw this coming and used the Yea Forums pass of faggotry to only make you think my Wifi was disconnected!
If I were feeling extra spiteful today, I would post a funny picture of Pepe the Turtle to rub victory into your nostrils.
Jack Jackson
I heard this in their voices so clearly
Anthony Long
Well I planned ahead, and used the Wirecutters of Montezuma to sever your DSL connection to the temple so that you couldn't even access the internet. Then I used the Wiretap of Jinping to hack into your computer and fill it with CP. Now the FBI is on their way at this very moment!
Nathan King
You are a clever one Jack Spicer, but unfortunately for you, I used the reversing mirror when you were not looking and all the CP has instead been downloaded onto your computer, to which the FBI will arrest you instead.
Not only that, but also I have taken, how you say, a dump on your dining room table, just so the FBI will be sure about your poop obsession.
Caleb Rogers
Unfortunately for you the files I placed on your computer were a retrieval virus and now that you reflected it back it pulled all of Kimiko's onlyfans images. Youve lost baldy. I Jack Spicer Boy Genius now have ultimate leverage against you! Hahahahahaha!
Hunter Ramirez
What is this Onlyfans you speak of? Is that a new Shen Gong Wu? Why does Kimiko get one and not I?
Leo Carter
Ask Kimiko baldy! Jack out!
Aiden Phillips
This fucking thread
Brayden Smith
NOOOO! I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THIS ONLYFANS IS! I WILL GIVE YOU ALL OF RAIMUNDO'S SHOCK VIDEOS (Whatever those are) SUCH AS 2 FEMALES 1 CHAMPAGNE GLASS! I BEG YOU SPICER!
Logan Torres
Bump
Mason Nelson
This thread is glorious.
Jaxon Lee
My god
This thread
Grayson Williams
>just sneaking the Reversing Mirror into an otherwise incoherent thread of fake Wu
David Lewis
Hey Jack, does Wuya have an Onlyfans? Not that I care or anything but, it would really help if you could give me her screen name.
Luke Murphy
best thread on Yea Forums since months. thank you op.
Bentley Jones
Never you bald loser. You want this one then bet all your shin gon wu for it.
Gavin Ross
Omi I'm you from the future, don't look for what Onlyfans is, it'll ruin your life and ruin your dick
Dominic Brooks
Piece of shit you don't deserve her.
Lincoln Brooks
Very well Jack Spicer. I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown. If you win, you get all my Shin Gon Wu, but if I win, you will show me what this Onlyfans is.
The Showdown will be, whoever can get dubs first wins. Do you accept?
I apologize, but I must know what this is. My dick will just pay the price later.
Evan King
You're on baldy. I call, SHAOLIN SHOWDOWN!
Benjamin Jones
Get ready to go down loser. Then I'll take all your wu!
Lincoln Bailey
You gonna move or not?
Hunter Torres
what was his fucking problem?
Ryan Reed
his entire fanbase is horny teenage fujos
Luke Cook
man, no way a show like this would get away in today`s politically correct scene
the fact that a tiny, yellow skinned, slit eyed asian boy that beats people up with kungfu is the main character would get it attacked by a horde of SJWs
Cooper Torres
What happens if someone entirely unrelated gets the dubs, though?
Brandon Thompson
Then random user gets the Shen Gong Wu. I guess.
Michael Rogers
I cast my first attack. Look at them!
Jeremiah Taylor
you would've gotten a trip not a dub, now stop this
Brandon Nguyen
Hahaha foolish coomer. I pride myself in challenging my girlfriend to get me hard and make me cum.
>Porn makes you last longer and not get you hard to ugly people and fat girlfriends with boring vanilla sex
I do not see the problem.
Levi Gutierrez
I claim these dubs in the name of Chase Young.
Carter Clark
fuck you
Gavin Brooks
HA baldy, you missed. Roll of the century coming right up.
Easton Lee
Jack you moron. How could you fail!? Get me my Shen gong dubbs!
Michael Robinson
I cannot stop. As long as Jack continues his quest of evil, I must continue my path of righteousness!
View these Jack!
Benjamin Butler
Time for my victory sunhead!
Easton Wood
Fucking Jesus.
Threads like these make visitinf this site worthwhile.
Thanks OP
Bentley Diaz
Lil feller ya can't let him win!
Jack that's two times you screwed up. Might as well roll ov'r and show em yer belly.
Dylan Roberts
So close, but so so far cowboy.
Carson Murphy
amateurs
observe
Jaxson Hill
Posting in effort to achieve dubs
Wyatt Richardson
... You know what... This is getting weird. I'm using monkey staff. Fuck all of you!
Aaron Allen
1 off I see
Joseph Cooper
Do not worry Clay. I will catch the w's!
Jack your failure is in my hand!
Colton Long
I cannot believe I have missed them yet again.
Who is this person? And why does he have the triangle hair.
Luke Barnes
I'm a monkey and I don't give a shit about your mumbo jumbo! Watch Wuya!! I'm about to have fun unlike those losers!!!
Luke Nguyen
It seems the monkey has one
Alexander Murphy
>It's 'your failure is AT hand' Omi.
Omi no!
Aaron Long
MONKEY FUN TRIUMPHS!!!
Anthony Watson
I liked the PS2 game.
Juan Young
wtf i forgot what this show is about.
Was it shaolin kid and 3 other kids looking for talisman base on 12 zodiac that have special powers?
Levi Cruz
..... Jack, when did I say you could procure Shen Gon wuu. Perhaps Katnappé would be better for apprenticeship, someone who can follow instructions.
Mason Collins
[Woosh]