You have been fired

The Brotherhood of Dada are going to be one-upped something bad.

The Gamer!
All my criminal activities are recreations of video games, like throwing barrels at Batman while he climbs up the tower to save the woman I kidnapped.

Well, i'm a damn big fan of history.

I'm going to call myself Antiquarian and steal museums. To stop that meddlesome bat-thing, i will make use of history's finest weapons. He will never see it coming when i shoot him with a fucking smoothbore cannon hidden in the back of a carriage

Jesus make this a comic with these three and only the IT guy is left crying over his dead friends. Wait make it better all of them are former employees of Wayne Enterprises, Inc.

Fapman. I only rob pornographic material from the many sleazy and seedy porno stores in Gotham and then jerk off all over as my calling card.

I name myself the MAZER, and I use an experimental super device that rearranges all of Gotham city into a giant maze, and Batman has to traverse the maze to reach me. I fight him with a portable omega beam-like ray gun that doesn't move in a straight line. My big weakness is that my dad beat me when i was young for crossing the street at a red light, and because of the trauma I can't walk in a straight line for more than 5 feet.

>IT guy is left crying over his dead friends
>Wacky villain deaths in campy BTAS batman
Haha, no.

>I will throw piss at Batman and kick him in the teeth
This is totally and utterly based fpbp

No, it's just Jarate

It would work if implied or if it was beyond.

Jarate? Mon Dieu!!

Call yourself "The Minotaur" and team-up occasionally with Maxie Zeus.

I guess I rob banks and if Batman tries to stop me I'll tell him the Joker will die if any harm comes to me or if I'm arrested or detained in anyway, that should keep him off my back

The Tabman.

I am Vengeance. I was Popular in the 1980s.

I'm going to take over the united states government and rule it as a dictator to force it to switch to the metric system. I'll wear a cape with a big 10 on it and call myself the meter master.

I plan to be one of those "villain with a just cause" type of villains, and when batman catches up with me I'll monologue at extended length about how he knows the world would be better if I succeeded and how inefficient the imperial system is because the units don't relate to each other in clean ways. While he's listening to that I'll have a henchman shoot him in the throat with a sniper rifle.

Mr Nuemann, you have been fired from Odyessy Tech despite being the original creator of all of the tech.

Oh. K.

>Adapts the name No man , and uses my tech to blind the giants of fat cat capitalists; with Bruce Wayne being very high on my list. And when my victims ask who has blinded them, they shout "No man! No man has blinded me!"

If I had to deal with the Batman, I would use my tech to disable his own tech, and mess with his hearing and vision. After all, if he's blind as a bat, and can't hear a thing, he certainly can't fight me...right?

Beyond is all sci-fiyey, so it wouldn't work. The villains there aren't "insane weirdos that get fired and go on a rampage", they're insane punks with a weird style.

I am Larry David but evil so just regular Larry David. I would annoy Batman with my complains over modern society and how he doesn't solve shit.

I am the Eggman, and when I was a kid my dad forced me to survive exclusively on eggs for a month, because of this I have learned 1999 uses for eggs, and I use them to commit mass amounts of crime all over Gotham. I come equipped with an eggun, the yolkcannon, eggrenades, and I drive around (and live) in a giant egg with wheels I call the carton.

So basically, you're that one lawyer woman that says batman is the fault for all the villains in gotham but changes her opinion when they kidnap her and force her to defend batman in an "court"?

I am The Walrus. Want to team up?

>I am a freaking feminist.

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I am this guy and I am planning to do a mass shooting.

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what's your twitch?

I'm always up for a team-up. What do you bring to the table?

Well my crimes are water tematic, mostly putting tobogans around the city. I am not that evil, just annoying. Better try with the Larry David guy.

The big guy. I like to break people's backs. my Opus Magnum would be crashing a plane on the city, with no survivors.

the goker

Work at a sporting goods store take there bats become Batman

the Larry David guy doesn't really seem like a "team player", you get me?

Larry David guy would sue Batman over some petty shit like Batman landing on his car.

yeah but how could i possibly incorporate eggs into that? Do you want me to sit in court with you all day? It's supposed to be a team up

I would be The Bank Bender and I would bend banks and bankers and all money lenders in two. When I ran into Batman I would plead with him and try to make him understand that I am just like him, but targeting a more sinister enemy of justice. While I plead I would prepare to bend him. Failing that, I would bend myself in hopes of traumatizing him so that maybe he would continue my work in some new form.

>While I plead I would prepare to bend him. Failing that, I would bend myself

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i try to run batman over....with a truck!

ah but the difference is I ate asparagus beforehand so the piss would smell really really bad

Here's my best shot, I'm bored as hell.

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The Plumpinator.
I wear a chicken nugget mask and scrounge the streets for prostitutes. Then I inject their faces and genitals with cooking oil syringe from an injection revolver. Oh and I cover them with hot sauce and kick them in the stomach. In case I face Batman I have an injection minigun filled with expired cooking oil and grease from random diners to slow him down.

That sounds extremely painful.

Now this triad of thieves just needs a name like I dunno the b sharps!

MAXIMUM

GEMS MY DEAR user I MUST BLING UP GOTHAM AS I BACKHAND BATMAN WITH MY ICED UP HANDS!!!! I'LL CRACK THE BOY WONDERS SKULL WITH MY PLATINUM CANE!!! BATGIRL WILL BE MY BOTTOM BITCH AS I BRAND HER ASS PURE GOLD!!!!

I'll become Payola. Due to a misunderstanding with the mafia, word around the underground is that there's going to be a dance party held in the bat cave with all of Gotham's big names attending. If I don't make it happen, I'll be on the shitlist of every bad guy in Gotham. So I'll use my technology to play a different song on repeat on every radio in Gotham. Then I just have to find out which song is stuck in Batman's head and I'll know the location of the Batcave!

Trips of truth

I dunno, he sounds like a big guy

Call me Crystal

I am a disgraced 55 year old male crystallographer who has tech that lets me alter crystals. I will wear a suit of armor made of indestructible crystals that looks like a glass knight and a mix of crystal proteins allow me 3 times normal strength and speed. As revenge for having my work was taken from me I will destroy valuable crystals. Things like burning the bank or museum diamonds to ash with a laser or melting the trace metals out of rubies and emeralds making them lose their color. Also high tech crystals like in lasers and CNC bits won't be safe. I put my life into creating value in crystals so I could afford to retire, but was denied such gains when Lucius Fox bought out my little lab as part of some dark project and fired me for "mental instability". So I will see that such value is lost for all. Be you some crook stealing crystals like Matches Malone or some crystal hoarder lie Bryce Wane or incompetent crystal tech owner like Lucius Fox, all will be denied the value of crystals by Crystal.

I don't have a plan for the Batman as I was so consumed by my research and out of touch with reality that I never noticed him and didn't think he was real till he threw a Batarang at my face. After thinking things over in prison I realize it must all be Batman's fault. Only someone who had my work could have cracked my the way he did armor and only someone rich could have all those bat themed gadgets. So obviously Lucius Fox is Batman, but killing him won't be good enough I'll just threaten him in an overly theatrical manner demanding a duel. I will instead work to trap Batman in a crystal coffin so that he will end up in the distant future after everything he loves is gone. Let's see what he thinks of being stranded in the year 3022 ... Occasionally I might try to steal Kryptonian crystal tech, though I am sure it is inferior to my own.

If I'm unemployed, it'd be having a hard time paying rent. Probably get evicted too, with all the bills I have to pay for my pills.

I'll live on the cheap! And make a life for myself!

I'LL BE... THE MURDER HO-BOW!

Basically Green Arrow if he was poor, it'd be robbing convenience stores for food, and being hired for hobo stuff or security. I'll also loot anything of value that I can, like stealing Batman's batarangs and selling them on the street.

The Guzzler: I can eat all kinds of meat, even human. I used to grew up in a very poor home and I usually strave so I've been forced to eat whatever I find. Some days we could save enough money to eat something decent, like pork meat but it was something really special that we couldn't eat everyday. One day I was extremly hungry, there wasn't anything to eat in the house and I was only thinking about the delicious taste and smell of meat and realized that humans are made of meat. So I grab the biggest knife we had and went to my parents bedroom, I chop them and started to eat them without even cook the meat. I then escaped the house and never return.
Several years later I managed to get a job in a pork farm that specialized in sell meat to different butchers around the big city. I couldn't help myself when I was starting to feel hungry so I killed a pig and eat it, sadly, the owner of the farm busted me but I luckily escaped.
Nowadays I just tramp around Gotham, everytime I feel hungry I just eat whatever meat I can get, animal, human, even death one. I try to pretend I'm normal using civilian clothes, a grey shirt, blue trousers, brown shoes, but I have a big coat to hide an extremly large amount of knives of different shapes just to prepare my feast.
I don't want a revenge on Gotham, I just don't want to starve anymore and taste all the kinds of flavors in the world.
I wonder what taste does Batman have?

Early era's batman where everything was pretty silly; I'd be similar to the condiment king, except bagels and cream cheese. Call me the Bagel Baron! And my plan to off the bat would be to trap him in a giant raw bagel and bake him alive!

I would be the Grammar Nazi.

Kleptomaniacally kidnapping could-be-anyone cretins and challenging them to preponderances of prosaic problems, punching the patellas of poor performers. Batman would bow, bereft of boulevards to bat out the boors booted in my brain bending Broadway.

Chrome-plated commas, cast in crucibles, would fly fiercely at the fallow, foibled face of Gotham’s ghastly gaoler.

The shitposter. I paste poster board sized pictures of shit on walls and when batman shows up I call him a faggot.

This one is good

I could really see this being real in Golden Age

> that Batman villain that was just a tranny
> the other Batman villain that look like a child
> in the Brave and the Bold the tranny villain fell in love with the child villain

What did they mean by that?

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