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I commit three days to a single comic and now I’m flooded with more comics! This cannot stand! Time to unload a lot of them on you all! Let’s start with some 4komas, the most American comic format! Remember to read it from top to bottom! This is Sonic Adventure Spoof!
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Unofficial Sonic Storytime: Various Stories #27
I'm here to chew bubble gum and kill Chaos and I'm all out of bubble gum.
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
Well Mr. Officer, if you want to give Sonic shit then why didn't YOU do anything about it? Oh that's right, you couldn't!
Don't worry. If Tails dies, he'll just fly in a few seconds later like always.
YEAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Why use the train? That's stupid. Sonic would never do that.
>cops being hypocritical retards
Checks out.
D'oh!
ENTER EGGMAN
It's Chaos again! And this is the last page of this. But the artist did a couple other comic pages.
Y'know, it sometimes strikes me how... odd SA1's plot is. And i can't really explain what's weird about it.
To be fair, Tails, you are well enough to have attitude about it, ya snarky little shit.
When Amy wants privacy, best to clear the room.
And a random Sonic X page. Let's move on.
Call him a pixel brain and leave him to walk to the nearest hospital.
Amy has won! Her and Sonic are dating. But is she... cheating on him? This is Amy's Affair.
So thats where tails learned his bench skills from.
At least Sonic realizes he's not perfect boyfriend material.
not only does that menace steal the job of police officers but he fails at that job and allows an ancient water monster to escape to destroy once more, that evil erinaceinae should just stop
There she is! The filthy adulterer!
Tails?! How could you?
Sonic just needs to fuck Amy senseless. Maybe try some BDSM.
Women can't get of that two tailed Casanova.
I like how Sonic realizes he's a shit boyfriend.
Is it just me, or is Amy aggressively cute here?
BEHOLD!
At least try to look interested.
It was super effective?!
>last panel
>Amy is not real, and therefore you cannot hug her
Amy looks like she's about to burst in more ways than one.
Always with the excuses, Amy.
It's time to find out her dirty secret!
And they lived happily ever after! Moving on...
Just One More Chance is a comic that ends before it really gets started but it's time for more Amy shenanigans.
These Sonamy comics are always so weird, especially in how they portray Amy's obsession with Sonic.
Maybe her wish will come true?
Tails if you're well enough to snark, then youre probably fine.
Sonic don't look so good.
ENTER DR. QUACK
Doesn't seem to Archie so he's just transplanted into the main game continuity.
Exploitable Sonic's in those bottom panels.
And an exploitable Sonic and Tails as well.
Amy is stupid and deaf it seems.
Psycho Amy!
>Sonic is jealous
>also, he recognizes that he's pretty shitty as a boyfriend
At least he's better than Spring Is Here Sonic...
>sonic is amnesiac in a hospital and his doctor has an eye patch
This is very much a soap opera.
And this is the last page of this really weird "Sonamy" comic. We'll take a 10 minute break so I can finish catching up on updating the pastebin, which is why I haven't been replying to anyone so far.
Huh, JJJ actually knows the family name of Sonic's species. Something Eggman has never gotten right. That's a point in the reporter's favor.
...But he's also supporting shitty cops, so I'll have to deduct marks. See me after class, JJJ.
The Heart of a Monster Issue 5 Page 28
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Oh and new page.
Sonic you retard, be more appreciative otherwise you'll create a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Sonic you should fuck your wife as compensation for getting rid of her fap material pictures.
Poor Dr. Quack
At least Shadow recognizes that his himbo husband needs him. Too bad the Dark Gaia Defense Force (DGDF) have come to stop him.
>The Sonadow comic.
ENOUGH!
NEVER
Here's a 4 page comic of what I assume Knuckles and Rouge fighting during SA2. Artist is pretty good and has an original comics series.
That's a kick!
It's good to know that some of these comics are still updating and have been going for a while.
If this were Movie Knuckles, he'd have started ahouting about "DISHONOR" the instant Rouge mentioned the emeralds being hers.
>glides behind you
Rouge in that last panel is fucking terrified.
And that's that! Let's move on!
>ORA!
JoJo's?
It's time to see what the absolute worst version of Tails is. Time for Tails Is a Douche!
OH BOY THIS ONE!
Imagine if he did that Blaze or Honey. Then this comic would be called Tails the Corpse.
Tails' creator is fuming! FUMING!
AWAKEN MY MASTER EMERALD
Oh yeah!
Jokes on you, he's into that.
Already off to a great start.
At least Sonic has extra lives.
He did that on purpose.
Tails, no!
Really activates the almonds.
Tails here has zero self-awareness.
Amy's only appearance in this comic. She's not even the focus. And... yeah...
Knuckles please punch him.
It'd be kind of cool if Tails came back with random things.
>Jokes on you, he's into that.
Kinky
This Tails? Yeah.
He's not a bright boy.
This explains the creepy nature of Tails Doll.
This Sonic is about as moral as almost any other version, but by God, this Tails is pushing it.
Gonna have to change that population number.
Yeah, that's about what I expected.
This panel layout hurts my eyes
Sometimes you just want to clear the stage and move on.
Tails getting revenge for all the times he drowned. I think he was able to do that in the games too.
His patience is being tested as well as his pain tolerance.
>kill Chaos
CHAOS?
Fucking Tails.
>I thought she was annoying at first
>and I was right
Yeah, he could steal bubbles from Sonic I'm pretty sure. There, it was mostly accidental. Here, it's just him being a dick.
Nothing like animal cruelty to get you into technology.
Forged in the eternal hellfire of damnation.
Read your American comic layout, Apollo.
Sorry Sonic but Tails is rocking that beard than you are yours.
I ONLY WANT TO DO ONE THING
TO KILL CHAOS
Amy's just misunderstood.
I am increasingly convinced that every other Tails seen thus far would beat the absolute shit out of this Tails. Even Genesis Tails wasn't this much of an ass.
Tails and casinos. Never a good combination.
Seems like a weird thing to program. Like some people would end up dying from that.
Think of it this way Sonic, now you know what to do.
He's a bigger menace than Sonic usually is.
Nice!
Tails has a gambling addiction.
I like how in the last panel, Sonic is curling his fingers into fists and shaking in in genuine rage since no matter how much he hates this Tails, he's still a kid who got abandoned by garbage parents.
>go buy me some cigs, son
Report his ass, Eggman!
Copyright infringement?! That MENACE!
Yeah, Tails! You're going to get me in trouble.
>I like how in the last panel, Sonic is curling his fingers into fists and shaking in in genuine rage since no matter how much he hates this Tails, he's still a kid who got abandoned by garbage parents.
More like he's jealous of the parents for being free from Tails.
Never came back from that convenience store in Mystic Ruins.
>More like he's jealous of the parents for being free from Tails.
That could also be it. But I'd like to think he hasn't grown entirely apathetic to Tails just yet.