Got a chipmunk for sale

Can we buy one of the girls?

Viacom already helps produce the current show just means they can air all the old shows on paramount plus

>$300 mil
Sounds low

Force them to dance to Pink Season

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Based

We never got an answer about who was getting the best head

Story more than 5 months old.
Probably several interested parties but hesitant to pay 300 million.

Disney? Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Chip, and Dale? Maybe, although they're heavily leveraged from past purchases.
Who else has that kind of money to throw around? Elon Musk?

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make a movie at least as sexually suggesting as the '87 one

I'd be surprised if the Garage Sale Network doesn't buy them considering how much they liked them

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I got banned for "advertising" after posting this on /biz/ a while back. I just said something like "I know you have the money, /biz/."

This is just some larp shitpost, but hear me out:
>Yea Forums user finds blank check
>Writes $400M
>Uses $300M to buy the rights to the Chipmunks
>Yea Forums as a whole uses the other $100M to make a CGI non-musical Chipmunks movie

Alvin and the Shitmunks was never good.

t. never watched the 80's series

the album they modded that art from is still pretty crazy

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Porn

That’s pretty neat it’s been a father-son family franchise for half a century. Shame it’s going to be swallowed up by a soulless conglomerate like Disney now.

It’s too high for such a shitty franchise

How? Pretty sure everyone here is broke (including me)

I think he deleted this from his blog, because i was going through it earlier this week and couldn't find this post anywhere

essential listening

I could see this going to Nickelodeon.

I would first require a small loan of 300 million dollars

simon obv

I don't think it would sell for $3 million. But the man can dream.

still mad about harvey I see

Who is Harvey I See?

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Forget selling it, they should just give it to John Waters to see what he does with it.

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how'd they get away with it

Can I just buy the 2D Chipettes?

With that hairline, I would too

The best head was the friends we made along the way.

Is this the same as Nick parading around the Ninja Turtles?

Which one is getting the best dick?

Brittany.

chiptune

You rang?
youtube.com/watch?v=UNonKt6_sx0

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Brittany is a massive whore and has probably slept with all the guys plus Dave.

Aww man, I left my 300 million on my other pants.
Couldn't you guys just give me the rights to the 'munks and I promise I'll get you back on that next time?

Universal should buy them purely as a "fuck you" move.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alvin_and_the_Chipmunks#Music_releases_and_short-lived_Universal_acquisition_(1991–2002)

Does anyone have a MEGA for the new episodes that aired on Nick recently?

Just leave them for dead for fucks sake. Who the hell even likes them nowadays, aside from the waifufags?

They're just shitty relics from a past.

They have released movies about every 7 or 8 years, last was in 2015, so they are due for another movie.

The designs are kind of ugly. They need a redesign to be more appealing.

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While that question is ridiculously overused, it this case it actually applies. Dancing with snakes, singing Getting Lucky while dressed as harem girls. You know, for kids.

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jesus christ, calm down dave. he's in the bathroom taking a chippy monkdump.

New movie is unlikely since Fox is now owned by Disney. They've got a show on Nickelodeon that's been keeping them in the public consciousness for a couple years now.

>chippy monkdump

Viacom rebranded to Paramount Global.

Does anyone even care anymore? I feel like the only Alvin and the Chipmunks media that gets any play is that one Christmas song.

And I get what's going to happen is some studio will pick it up, make a cheap 3D series or movie, and then stuff it full of modern pop culture references

But is that really worth 9 digits+ of effort?

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Are you kidding? Maybe if it was 10 years ago with some recent successful films, but nobody gives an iota of a fuck about Alvin and the Chipmunks currently.
I would say $100 million is asking too much.

They could do a special where Alvin meets Billie.

I honestly want to buy it, just to sit on it until the day I die, just so that I never have to see another attempted revival of this dead-end "franchise" or hear another "Alvin and the chipmunks original".

Yes, if you play a pop song on fast-forward with a cassette player, it sounds high-pitched and fast, like chipmunks are singing it. Did we really need to drag this bullshit across four decades until it could scrape itself into a $300,000,000.00 franchise that nobody except pedo furry coomers want for anything?

Ninja Turtles was also a bargain for them. People told Peter Laird, the owner, he could've gotten more but he just wanted a clean slate. And Nick proceeded to continually go bust with the franchise

You could very easily make a new successful chipmunks show. Just have Secret of NIMH visuals and wholesome MLP-style adventures.

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Yeah I ain’t calling them that lmao

Was it? I'll be. Hey man, they worked the franchise to the bone at this point. 300 mil is a hell of a retirement fund.

Simpsons did it
and nobody cares

Alright. I don't know pop culture, but I know there's MAJOR thottery going on out there, with Megan THEEE stalion or whatever the fuck.

Do EXACTLY the same level of thottery with the chipmumks, and chippettes. No explanation. No plot. Just dump truck ass shaking.

It's our time Elonbros...

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Ben Shapiro wants kids content for his kids entertainment content. Alvin and the Chipmunks are pretty wholesome albeit boring.