Xiaolin Showdown

Would you have collected the Shen Gong Wu for her?

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Yes. /thread

Why of course. For a nice 50/50 deal too.

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It is well known cats are evil and lazy. Wuya should've known better.

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It's proven that she's the type of evil mistress who follows through on her promises and doesn't stab you in the back, so yes

Why does she wear the mask?

Only if she paid me the ultimate price: Her Eros

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You already know what everyones fucking answer to that on this broad should so you shouldn't even bother asking.
That being said, Wuya is cutest world conqueror.
Wuya and Hank Scorpio is my autistic crack ship and I'm proud of it.

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no, I'd keep them for myself. Fuck Wuya. I want the shard of lightning.

Only if she promised to turn good. Otherwise I'd hold that bitch hostage.

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You could use the Ying/Yang YoYo on her but what'd be the point?

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Would you subscribe?

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No, she would never sleep with me

Never say never, user. She has undefined mystical powers to grant any wish. Just wish her to permanently give you the body of Mads Mikkelsen and a 10 inch cock.
That what I would do.

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Only if it's porn.

Exactly. It has to be for real.

I would settle for softcore and pin-ups to be honest

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If you have to pay real money for a subscription, you should insist on more than just a tease. Full Wuya nude centerfolds at least. Possibly a set of Wuya being overwhelmed by a sybian. Optimally Wuya wearing some strict bondage gear.

I mean swapping cowardly retard (Jack Spicer) for fat cowardly retard (me) would probably result in some frustration for her.

At least you're humble, user.

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>Help her get the Shen Gon Wu
>Help her conquer the world
>She gives you literally anything you could want
>You say you want her
>She's actually surprised and flattered that you would make such a bold request
>Figures she might as well since she hasn't gotten any in centuries and she'd like to try out her new physical form
It's more likely than you think

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What's your Shen Gong Wu-fu? For me, its Golden Tiger Claws

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>swapping cowardly retard for not-so-cowardly fatass
Not a bad trade-off if I might say.

I knew somebody lewded her ghost form somehow

I think I should rewatch that show because I remember jack shit about it. Maybe the sword, because it's a sword.

I've developed a Pavlovian Response to the phrase "All you had to do was ask".
Whenever I hear that I think of Wuya and get horny.

Even better

I'd Simp for her.

>katnappe was actually a competent villain
>almost never appears

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One thing I dislike is how they fudged what the Wu actually do.

The Reversing Mirror originally reversed the effects of any shen gon wu but later on they made it a damage reflecter.

The Yin and Yang Yoyos were this chi separation thing but when Kimiko and WuYa used them they became teleporters that swapped your DND alignment

Dashi said to Omi he has no time traveling Wu when he has the Sands of Time right in his hand

why does katnappe have a harem of sawyers?
I mean she has taste, but why are they walking upright? are they magic or robots?

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You just have to ask her first.

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Wuya is the very, very, very rare kind of evil overlord who actually follows through and never betrays you in the event that you succeed. So if you really want to go evil, then it's a simple yes.

Really, in terms of villains you could end up serving, Wuya is easily one of the best once she has her body back.

Yeah, shes actually a cool evil boss:
-Doesnt backstab
-Willing to hang out and do fun stuff when she isn't busy
-Will let you do what ever the hell you want as long as you do your fair share of lifting
-Hot as hell.

Shard of Lightning

I'd get the Golden Finger because it explicitly does what I thought the SoL did for years.

I really wanted Jack and Wuya to fuck when I was younger.
Not quite sure why though...

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Of course

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Source?

Disgusting. Wuya is made for (You)

Reversing mirror so I could be attractive for Wuya

Serpent's Tail

World dominations means no internet and no tv, so it's a no for me.
She was cursed with ti, turning her into a ghost.
The silver manta ray so I could move around with no worries and the sands of time so I could give myself a better life.
Sadly, XS is only about Omi and Jack figths, they rarely used the other monks, too.

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Jack is better

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