Would this have made the movie better or worse?

Female Roger or bust

Eddie would have to be at least a little gay for the jokes about how hot jessica is to remain, so that's not a problem.

>No, women don't like men who look like men, they like men who look like women. Sexual dimorphism is pure coincidence.

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This will suffice

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Worse, because that't not a male Jessica, it's a shitty Vivziepop OC.

Jessie wouldn't be a pure fucking Twink. She'd be way more like Dio. Heavily masculine to counter balance the heavily feminine Jessica but carrying himself with a lithe sensuality.

Jess would be a twunk at maximum, not a femme twink

Jessica is supposed to be a caricature of what men find attractive, so Jess should be a caricature of what women find attractive.

Yeah, he'd look more like this: The perfect gentleman singer from the same era as Jessica's gala dress attire is supposed to emulate.

A lot of women like twinks.

You must be blind to not notice the girl fandoms around men from anime/manga and kpop

this. dunno why men think we like filthy hairy men, athletic twinks all the way.
>inb4 butthurt /fit/fags

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Flat out wrong

This. Hearthrobs of that era would be the crooners.

Don't girls generally prefer "swimmer body" guys, as in fairly low bodyfat, moderately defined muscles, and a decent v-taper?

>we
You know the drill. Tits and timestamp or gtfo

IT'S FRANKIE!!!

>"'what do you see in her?"
>"she makes me laugh"
would this line work in a gender bend situation?

Masc men really like to shit on twinks and femme dudes. Or even just guys who are into them.

>at a gay bar once
>big, bearded muscle guy starts hitting on me
>very politely say he's not really my type
>instantly gets salty and says that I "can't handle a real man"

It's like saying all straight dudes like the same type of woman. It's retarded.

Laughter is a powerful relationship tool, regardless of gender

I'd gladly take some nerdy, average to below average looking girl over a 6-10/10 if we genuinely enjoyed similar shit.

The reality is, evolution doesn't really care what women like in men because women selecting their mates was rarely even a thing. Women were traded like property or just raped. What they wanted was relevant in such a tiny minority of cases there's zero reason evolution would give a shit about it. "They ovulate when you rape them" is about all that you need to know about how much regard evolution has for what women actually want to be fucking.

Absolutely. Looks aren't everything. Especially if someone's willing to indulge my dorkier pursuits or kinks or something.

yes, look at kpop/boybands, anime otomes and romance movie protagonists. They always have that ''prince charming'' look, dunno why men are obsessed with the idea women like muscles and hyper-masculine guys.

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Of course. He would still be a cartoon, so comedy would still be a high priority in his standards for a wife.

men get super defensive when women like twinks for some reason, the /ic/ cute boy study thread got infested by those retarded anons getting offended because women don't like old farts and prefer cute young men

>because women selecting their mates was rarely even a thing.

Have you ever read a biology book in your life?

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the only thing he reads is /pol/

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I'd actively seek out a 5/10 nerd chick. Homeliness is an appeal all on its own

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I'm a dude, and they get offended by other men saying they're not interested too. "Masculine" gay guys are usually really try-hard and defensive.

Twunk master race

It's clearly a feminist posting. They struggle to understand that most people are heterosexual and that means women more often than not find men attractive and want men to look like men.

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Well, there's plenty of 5/10s out there since that's just average.

Better! Amirite goyim!!!

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it's annoying and they just sound jealous, reminds me of how women get mad when men don't find their fat or overly muscled strong womyn attractive in vidya/comics.

They hated him because he told the truth

>would this line work in a gender bend situation?
A woman being funny is hard to believe, but I guess it's possible if it's a toon.

>What they wanted was relevant in such a tiny minority of cases there's zero reason evolution would give a shit about it.
If that were true, evolution would have removed the clitoris by now. Its only function is sexual pleasure and is not required for procreation unlike ejaculation. Perhaps its still there with the purpose of intimate bonding where the man and woman both enjoy sex, enduring in spite of man trading women like fuckable livestock.

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>that means women more often than not find men attractive and want men to look like men.
men pull what they think ''looks like men'' out of their asses. Pic rel is more attractive to young women worldwide than that nit-picked shit dor 50 yo wives.

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For sure. I wish more people could just take being rejected, even politely, with some class. Muscled gay dudes especially. There are no shortage of guys who are into that. Hell, on the only decent gay fetish site is geared towards leather muscle men. Trying to find some cute, kinky twink/trap is harder.

This,

I like muscle ladies

In fairness there was a much bigger fandom around Jacob from Twilight who's main draw was "Abs"

Worse, unless you are a faggot. then probably better i guess.

this is unfortunately true and it why my attractive male(twink) x female folder is depressingly small.
if i ever have the desire to look at an attractive boy 99% of the search results are him being plowed by a large bald man.

>this is unfortunately true and it why my attractive male(twink) x female folder is depressingly small.
you need to look for 2D porn. 3D porn is targeted at men, you aren't going to find attractive straight men there

This. There are tons of this stuff. Ankoman makes a lot of doujins like that.

Straight twink/trap stuff isn't my thing though. Twinks should be good, subby things getting fucked.

it applies to both. you go to sadpanda and type in tomgirl or josou seme and the results are overwhelmingly hard gay.
or when an attractive character like botw link is introduced who is even canonically straight the community overwhelmingly pairs him with large men in hard gay scenarios.

>Twinks should be good, subby things getting fucked.
this but by tomboys in the cowboy position

Here's the funny thing about women: they're sheep. Women want things simply because it's what other women want. Because most women fail to understand what they actually want, often until it's too late. The simple truth is that what women want, what they think they want, and what they say they want are three completely different things. That's why the idea of a boy band works so well: a group of singers are astroturfed with artificial popularity that will rapidly turn into real popularity among women simply from exposure, until the target audience outgrows them and their popularity wains.

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you can keep coping and seething doesn't change the fact women don't like your ugly ass

Yes. Women being funny is so rare that someone actually being funny would be a good catch.

Ma'am, please, the men are trying to have an intelligent conversation.

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Men don't have to be pretty. Just have to be providers.

That's just the the 2022 version of Beatlemania

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my best friends wife is funny, quick, witty. it's fucking jarring.

>it applies to both. you go to sadpanda and type in tomgirl or josou seme and the results are overwhelmingly hard gay.
traps are a male fetish, that's why. However, you can find a lot of it drawn by actual females, look at Mario sensei for example. For the other ones, you are going to have more luck lurking in my reading manga, that's more focused on yaoi and male characters than in sad panda.

meant

Is she hot? I'm guessing "no".

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Is she Jewish?

i am not the one ignoring the facts to try and push my retarded ideology

I am a mostly heterosexual man and I love big, fat tits and big, fat asses.

So, no, it would not have been better. It would have been worse.

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Literally the opposite. Only faggots and femcels like twinks. The reason that marvel included shirtless shots of the muscled-up Chris Pratt, Chris Evans, and Chris Hemmingsworth is specifically that it appeals to straight women.

Boy bands have always been popular among women throughout the decades. Like the Beatles, NSYNC, One Direction and now K-Pop bands like BTS.

girls like whatever they see other girls like
it's actually not much more complicated than that