"Bugs bunny? But youre just a cartoon your not real"

GoT has rape and death (so it kicks ass) and Casablanca is a "classic" (so you feign interest to seem mature).

>GoT has rape and death (so it kicks ass
Isnt it mostly talking amid a bland colorless "fantasy" world?

>GoT has rape and death (so it kicks ass)
You have to be 18 to post here and to watch that show.
Rape is for news stories and fetish porn.
Sometimes a guy gets his willy chopped off and someone eats a sausage in front of him as a joke.

Okay first his teeth and eyes are white and second his ears are longer. Stupid image.

MeatCanyon’s long lost twin

>Sometimes a guy gets his willy chopped off and someone eats a sausage in front of him as a joke
While that sounds funny do i assume the rest of the show is mostly boring infighting and medieval politics?

>boring infighting and medieval politics?
No it's mostly just watching a few people walk a lot and sometimes someone dies.
Sometimes there's a demonic shadowbaby. Sometimes there's sex or groping. Sometimes one or more characters explain why they can't have a sex scene, "I'm a eunuch", "He's gay", "I'm your sister". And then the episode ends by showing a lot of people who are walking a lot but it's different because they're zombies.

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Fixed him.

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Eeeeh what the fuck doc?

>"Bugs Bunny? Holy shit this is some good weed"

Why did I even enter a space jam thread...

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Who cares? Space Jam 2 sucked shit.

>hey bugs *hugs* i need your help
so this is what counts as "an actual reaction" these days.

How do they do explain Space Jam 2 changing it so they're just computer characters?

Looney Tunes already did a Cassablanca parody short, idiot.
youtube.com/watch?v=sKxP18Kvgr8

>has a chance to really meet bugs bunny
>doesn't fuck him

>Cassablanca
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casablanca_(film)

>You made le typo
Get out

This is what these live action 3D version of characters look to me, how the fuck do people like this shit?

This. Smurfs was the worst. Sonic would have been the worst but, somehow, the studio listened to criticism and changed his design

>Better Space Jam movie
>Better voice actor

More points for the GOAT. Lechoke will be second.

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>>But I am real doc!

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The original movie actually did have soul.
The new movie was one of the most soulless movies I have ever seen.

It's not a kids movie if it doesn't count as a movie in the first place, if you watch it you'll see that it was just an ad for HBO max disguised as a space jam sequel. I don't know what it is with Warner Bros and forcing crossover shit on top of things, they did this in the lego Batman Movie as well.

Could say the same thing about you Jordan

At least in the LEGO Batman movie it was clearly the same Batman from the LEGO Movie so the crossover element was already established

Who is You Jordan?

Would've been better if Bird and Magic were the protags of Space Jam.

How come?

NYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AIN'T I A SNEEDER!

Those two are always entertaining together and the movie could have played up on their old rivalry. Bird talking trash to the toons would've also been amazing to see.

HOLY SHIT! IT’S BUG BUNNY!

>Trading Places, Brewster's Millions, Twins, Kindergarten Cop, Pure Luck
Space Jam was one of the only entertaining scripts of that duo. Most of their comedies were dull

To compare and contrast.
>youtu.be/qNhSFXqsChM
I know he's wooden as shit, but there's actually something really fun about seeing Jordan interact with the physics of Looney Tunes' world. Maybe because it's mostly contained in one place and they aren't pushing references to shit they own every 20 seconds.

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also, Ivan Reitman produced Space Jam and directed Twins/Kindergarten Cop. Not surprising they had the same writing duo

>Casablanca is a "classic" (so you feign interest to seem mature)
Fuck you, it's a good movie.

They are both shitty actors.

>Soul
It was based on a Nike ad

>Timothy Harris and Herschel Weingrod
from writing one of the best 80s R comedies to an extended commercial (albeit a charming one)
youtu.be/lCubTHR5vpY
youtu.be/m1Iy9VSBg5A

Its still shit, doesnt matter if they changed it slightly, its terrible all around and exist just because people cant stop themselves from eating shit.

It also has death.

>Ehh, what's up, doc?
>I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT'S UP, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF RABBIT SHIT! BUGS BUNNY BIRTHDAY BLOW OUT?! MORE LIKE BUGS BUNNY BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!

Sonic 1 was passable. It had some decent lines

>The Shape Stalks

Like getting people to spend on Olive Garden.

Ads can have soul.

It was based on an ad but its sole purpose wasn't to advertise Nike, unlike the sequel where it only exists as an ad for hbo max

Now imagine this thing in drag.

Yeah but at least jordans reaction was funny even if in an unintentional way because of how bad it is

They need to come back for writing new comedies together.

space jam 2 is just an even shittier version of kingdom hearts huh

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Holy shit ive been missing that image for years now thanks dude