I have reason to believe bruce wayne might be batman

i have reason to believe bruce wayne might be batman

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Explain. I don't buy it

>be bruce wayne
>parents get shot
>become wimpy emo kid
>disappear for two years
>comes back fucking jacked
>when he comes back the batman starts hitting gotham immediately
>batman has literally never been seen with bruce wayne

are you not seeing any sort of connection?

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take your meds schizo

Yeah, I'm seeing you thrown in Arkham for stalking celebrities.

Nope. Bruce Wayne can't be batman cause batman is a bad guy. Bruce Wayne is a based billionaire, and since billionaires are all good guys Bruce Wayne can't be bad, ergo, he can't be batman.

Wayne spends his nights fucking supermodels, not wearing a gimp suit around town.

>disappear for two years
He left for more than two years, maybe 15 or 18 years

gee it's almost like there's more than one earth on which bruce wayne exists!!! whoda thunk it

you have to be at least 18 to post here

why would he waste time dressing like an idiot and beating up thugs when he could be banging supermodels on top of his pile of money?

If you're so damn smart, tell us who Matches Malone really is?

Nah Batman isn't Bruce Wayne that's retarded. I do however believe that those kids Wayne adopted are the Robins and Bargirls. Wayne must be a real piece of shit to loan his adopted children to a maniac for the sole purpose of being child soldiers

you know, considering all the high tech expensive shit batman uses I wouldn't be surprised if he has some dirt on wayne

>Disappears for two years
he went over seas dipshit this is a well known fact, he probably hit it up with some suave mother fuckers to teach him not to be such a fucking faggot and get some gains.
>Joker posting
get back to your containment board.

As to who in the fuck he is hes got to be fucking loaded, you'd think 'HUR DUR BRUCE' because 'HUR DUR ONLY BILLIONAIRE IN GOTHAM' as if a billionaire cant just fucking be in another city like Metro and take a jet to come over and punch in some faces for lulz. Hell he dosen't even NEED to be a billionaire, he could be a hire contractor being sponsored to take out the trash in Gotham. As to fucking why? who knows, maybe politicians to make themselves look good for the publicity, some out of states power-grab or just shits and giggles. as for what kind of fag dresses up as the bat it could range from Commissioner Gordan to your mom for all I care.

Next thing you’ll be saying that Clark Kent is the Flash, touch grass.

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To be fair here, I've never seen them in the same room together.

Shut up Batman

the journo is too fat to be flash though

>batman has literally never been seen with bruce wayne


LMAO,that a whole-ass lie.

>Be a lady's man and has known to fuck every notable skirt in Gotham.
>Not a single fucking one of them gets a kid from him.
Eather that guy is buying the best contraceptives money can buy which I can believe or he is fucking shooting blanks, no wonder hes adopting left and right. No idea why he dosen't just marry but what the fuck ever. From what i've herd from his kids as is most of them already came from questionable backgrounds. I think maybe one or two of them are actual robins but I doubt its all of them.
Fucking Matches might as well be some kind of weird ass FED ploy,
>Comes out of no-where
>Comes up with low level but weird ass scheams
>Not low level enough to be a nobody, not high enough to be a Bat-fodder.
>Never got jailed
>Never gets Bat'ed
>only sucks in rando's and they all get caught.

Bro, everyone knows the Flash is Lex Luthor.

Idk who Superman is bu I think he and Lex are in cahoots and their "rivalry" is just backdoor business and they profit tremendously on it

Oh, great!
Another tinfoil-hat conspiracy theorist.

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You gotta wonder what they say about his scars.

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>never been seen with bruce wayne

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Huh. That rules out Gordon too.

Most of them were probably caused by the skirts he chases themselves. You know how those high society types like kinky shit.

I think Wonder Woman might be Lois Lane, never seen them together.

Batman is clearly CIA

this has been debunked. there were rumours of a bat creature in gotham even before wayne’s parents were shot

I think this “Batman” might be the “Bat Demon” my uncle Harvey talks about. He saw it during his last stint in Arkham.

Bro hes a rich multibillionaire playboy, he run various charities and is the leading man in mental healthcare. You're telling me hes a deranged vigilante at night that beats up supervillains in his off time?
>no you see his parents were killed and that's why he does it!
DO YOU FUCKING LISTEN TO YOURSELF?!?!?!??!

they look related, what's going on here?

Bruce Wayne is White you utter schizo.

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It’s a Lexcorp psyop, we all know he’s got tons of these ubermensch cooked up.

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You make this thread every week, and every week we tell you the same thing. Bruce spends all his time on twitter or larping as a douchebag tech-bro savior of the world. He literally buys shit up and claims he invented it. Look at his shit spontaneously combusting electric cars and his exploding rockets. You can literally track that idiot flying all over the place on his private jet.

Fuck you the flash is built like a brick shithouse.

Hell, I'd believe it if you said Gordon was the mastermind behind all this bat bullshit. The bat comes on the scene and all of a sudden he cleans up GPD? He's got some Illuminati ties. Maybe even Court of Owls

Interesting… Thanks for the tip.

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He's a knew sports nuts

You sometimes hear how he crashed while skiing or had a accident rock climbing

Hell I've heard he's crashed a few fast cars so am not surprised he's somewhat messed up

People who aren't related can look alike user

Really the weird part is how human Superman looks

Yeah, yeah sure thing schizo.

And I think Green Lanterns are pedophiles, see how that doesn't make any sense?

They are though.

That’s Bruce Wayne, I was away for a weekend and Mr Wayne “adopted” my son while I was gone.

I want my son back Bruce, you can’t keep getting away with it.

I told you niggas time and time again. Lex Luthor is Batman. His "beef" with the JL is merely a front.

Who the fuck is Clark Kent?

So how much of this thread is Bruce Wayne samefagging?

You are Bruce Wayne falseflagging us as Bruce Wayne.

I dunno, I heard one of them muttering a whole lot about a ten year old boy.

Reporter that did all those pro-China articles

Wayne here, just went balls deep into Poison Ivy, you incel faggots can type all you want.

Nobody will fucking believe you.

Based Bruce. You didn't get a rash from doing it though, right...?

Everyone knows you're gay, Wayne.

>Orphan takes advantage of a mentally ill patient at Arkham Asylum

Sending this to Jack Ryder or Vicky Vale, you're done Wayne.

She not a “plant person” that’s a PR thing to discredit environmental groups.

P.S she’s not a dyke, that’s also an op

Meds. Now.

Wayne here, I just raped the Joker

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Prove it nigger, I bet you’re that buck who stole my costume.

Bro fuck that you know who I'm curious of? The creeper. That mf comes up dressed like a Chippendale dancer and sometimes like a Japanese oni?? Is he good is he bad? Fucking mental

Idiots. Batman is obviously Simon Trent, the actor who played Grey Ghost.

Didn't he die a few years ago?