>hot, smart wife
>ends up with a fat, dumb loser
>this is presented as a “happy” marriage
I wish it would stop happening. It needs to stop happening.
Hot, smart wife
Carter Morris
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Chase Stewart
>Acting like Bob doesnt have pages upon pages of gay porn so clearly he's found attractive.
>Acting like he didnt use to be a wall of muscle superhero when they met.
Adrian Fisher
Pic unrelated?
Jose Thomas
>Frumpy post-wall bitch
>Ends up with handsome, loving stud
FTFY
Cameron Smith
>fat, dumb loser
Are you seriously calling Bob a fat, dumb loser? The dudes fucking jacked, even if he's got a dad bod on top
Jack Ward
So are you a woman, a jealous lesbian or just sad that your mommy found a new man you don't like?
Hunter Price
>Acting like Bob doesnt have pages upon pages of gay porn so clearly he's found attractive.
I highly doubt that. Even if it were true, that’s a small percentage of gay men vs vast majority of women, who do not find this guy attractive.
Jose James
>>hot, smart wife
>>ends up with a fat, dumb loser
>>this is presented as a “happy” marriage
>I wish it would stop happening. It needs to stop happening.
Disney doesn't know how to write a healthy equal coupling that is interesting.
Jordan Brown
She wouldn't take you anyway user.
Cameron Morales
Um bob os not a fat slob, he is a hunk of superhuman based.
Brayden Cooper
Spotted the incel
Zachary Parker
One thing you're missing is that he is about a head and a half taller than her. His arms have the diameter of her head. She very well might get off on the idea of having something massive pin her down and fuck the shit out of her. Plenty of women are like that. If you can be hot, just be able to cover them with man mass without too much flab.
Apparently some women want a fridge to fuck them.
Jose Collins
Not entirely true. They just aren’t straight.
Ian Howard
You missed the first half of 1. He is a hunched over loser at the start of 1. It's part of the plot progression
Oliver Rivera
>Apparently some women want a fridge to fuck them.
I wouldn’t call those types real “women”.
Thomas Bailey
You assume they are equal because they have the same body mass. They still have different social economic standing and one is just way more talented.
But hey, they have the same vague level of cuteness so samesies I guess
Henry Gomez
More equal, healthy, and interesting than anything Disney has put out.
Andrew Cook
If Helen was real she still wouldn't fuck you, user.
Liam Hall
>(You)
Ayden Butler
>Implying I want Helen for myself
Nathan Hernandez
Google it, there's tons of it. I think just slightly less than helen stuff.
And most women tend to like muscular dudes.
Jose Davis
>Mr Incredible
>dumb
Bait harder.
Kevin Hernandez
this again?
Aiden Hughes
Bob is pretty hot, plenty of women (and fags) love the dadbod look, provided he's still buff and not too flabby.
It's the male equivalent of the fatass milf. So Helen and Bob pretty much perfect for each other.
Matthew Scott
Here to warn people this is an Industrycuck thread. Anything you'd post as contribution in this thread is all for null. He's a mentally ill, 40-year-old Filipino-Canadian who is so resentful of the 2000s that he even poses as Bob Schooley (co-creator of Kim Possible) on Reddit. It got so bad that Schooley himself needed to step up and announce that it's someone impersonating him.
Austin Reyes
In other news that never happened, I won the lottery.
Michael Young
That fat loser has a big fat dick.
Asher Bailey
He wasn't like that when they married.
Chase King
>And most women tend to like muscular dudes.
Only if they’re Black. And last I checked, Bob Parr isn’t Black.
Josiah Campbell
Nicholas Barnes
Elijah Edwards
>KiGo
>Kim's parents having marital issues
>killing off Ron
If this isn't Industrycuck, then it has to be some troll who knows his posting style very well. It's so blatant it hurts.
Ryan Morgan
OP are you retarded? When they got married he was literally superman, and only after being forced into a civilian life did he turn into a fat loser.
Zachary Lee
He still has the most porn after helen. And about half of it is gay.
And nah women like muscular dudes in general. At least the wide majority of them
Justin Gray
>he fail for the meme
William Wilson
So why did she stay with the loser instead of packing up and taking the kids. Or leaving the kids with him and bouncing?
Joshua Lewis
doxing people who make the same shitty thread should be allowed if you ask me
James Martin
Because they were happy together and continued to be happy throughout both movies? Literally the only tension was when Helen suspected him of cheating or going out and fighting crime. And even then Helen also missed being Elastigirl. Everything else was normal family shit. Stop projecting the emotional damage your divorced parents abused into you onto Pixar movies.
Holy fuck these superhero chests
Grayson Clark
Matthew Taylor
He wasn't fat when she married him and he wasn't fat after the 1st 3rd of the first movie.
David Morris
Part 2 also had the tension of Bob being jealous of Helen before learning how to bond with the kids.
Aaron Hughes
>Literal roided up superhero
>Fat loser
???
Dylan Lopez
>boring drama dykeshit is 'interesting'
your show should have stayed cancelled
Evan Gonzalez
Sure, but that was Bob not being used to not being in the spotlight every waking minute. Bob learned to adjust because he loves his wife, and gained a lot of respect for her at the same time when dealing with his kids (who he also loves.) I think the concept of love might not compute for OP. SRMVS
Nolan Hughes
Also I bet he has a huge cock that only her elasti-pussy can handle.
Connor Price
Bob is a ripped Adonis and even when he's been out of the hero game for years he's still gota a big muscly dad bod. The main part of him looking slightly disheveled in the intro is his posture and attitude.
Elijah Wood
Captcha fail I rarted
Nathan Campbell
>fat
Not really
>dumb
No
Alexander Bailey
You might just he an asshole who doesn't understand things like love, kindness, or commitment
Alexander Nguyen
It was a cop out. They should have really made this a deconstructive arc for Bob, showed what a weakling he really is. All culminating in Helen leaving him.
Logan Kelly
hes fucking super man bro
William Rogers
Liam Lewis
He isn't weak though. There were only moments of learning and understanding. Every single bit of tension in the family came from outside situations putting pressure on their dynamic. You're some kind of emotionally stunted retard if you're unable to recognize what healthy relationships look like.
Joseph Garcia
>You're some kind of emotionally stunted retard if you're unable to recognize what healthy relationships look like.
In my experiences, it’s always the alternative life styles that are the healthiest. Traditional families tend to be stepford tier.
Charles Morris
Adora and Catra is an abusive relationship that will end in a messy divorce and an abandoned kid. They are bad for each otter and will not live happily together and there’s nothing you can do to convince me otherwise
Seriously, everything about them just screams violent divorce
Asher Parker
Not always fat but definitely a dumb loser. Disney is the worst about this, though other channels are just as bad.
Robert Lee
Mines kinda the opposite, the alternatives tend to just burn out most the time.
John Bell
oh wow another thread about how tall, muscular, handsome white men are bad.
I wonder who could be behind this?
Jonathan Garcia
Yeah, because your n=1 experience of a "traditional family" is some shitty relationship between two people who in all likelihood don't even like each other. Both in or once in a relationship that you probably helped destroy, considering you're the type of person who would go express feelings of jealousy over cartoon characters on a lithuanian carpet beating forum. Have you made mom and dad proud?
Samuel Diaz
you say this but every married couple i know that fits this trope are the happiest ones who have been together the longest.
Lincoln White
Tyler Lee
It's so blatant at this point it hurts, honestly, I feel bad for you now. Get help
Luke Miller
Thomas Gonzalez
Found another example of this trope
Sebastian Mitchell
Why is your hatred focused on brown haired dads and redhead moms specifically?
Landon Gutierrez
1. Greg isn’t ugly here. 2. The wife dies, meaning Greg escapes this trope.
Anthony Powell
God Helen is perfect. Makes me wanna learn to draw to get her some decent art.
Matthew Lee
Yeah but Rose chose to die for him therefore it’s complete