League of Anons

Super fast healing/regeneration
Your memories are stored in your physical brain, so every time you turn into energy you forget who you are

>implying they don’t all already shit in buckets at their desks

The ability to morph and to even up the score...

>Super fast healing/regeneration
You feel agonizing pain which differs in length depending on how vital the organ/body part was.

Shapeshifting

Fly at high speed and fire energy beams from my hands

after tranforming you feel pain in every muscle of your body

You can only fly as fast as you can run and the lasers are so bright it could blind you so you gotta close your eyes right before firing

I've always been obsessed with perfect immortality (regen and no aging). So of course I pick that

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You live forever, but everytime you regenerate you slowly lose more of your mind.

>To control people's minds
They are aware your in their head and if they have a stronger will than you they can reverse the situation.

Honestly not that bad of a restriction provided you can still remember why you were transforming in the first place.

Then what? You don't remember how to return to your body for all you know you've always been a energy being.

What the hell? Chris chan alive and well? Is this real??

Chris chan's in a mental ward now. Where have you been?

Literally anywhere else.

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Oh shit that would be kind of bad, you would probably forget how to use the powers as well.

He was on fox news, Chris went mainstream when he diddled his mom. It doesn't even matter if you went away, how didn't you hear about that.

I wish to control the speed at which lobsters die.

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For every lobster you "kill", you lose one day of your life.

>Makes them die slower instead

>he was on Fox News
Ok but how are people who aren't retarded supposed to know this?

Now you have a useless superpower you cannot even kill the lobsters. Any sense of power you had is gone.

Every woman who looks at my face instantly wants to sleep with me.

Do you not fathom the extreme power to essentially prevent lobsters from dying?
Let's say a lobster would die in boiling water in like 5 mins, I can now make it take 10 years, I decide when the lobsters die.

Going outside during the day cause you become physically weakened to the point that you can't walk.

Reality control

i misread that this was the side-effect to every other post and i laughed so hard for some reason

You can only shape reality in ways that potentially harm you.

Well that sucks. There go my plans. I guess if you'd have to be really cautious with getting pwned. The worst part even after you go completely brain dead insane you're still immortal so you'd be quite the menace to society

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Master of all technology.

only technology prodced before the 1900s

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Power of raping

you can only rape men

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Make swords.

They only move farther away from you.

To make anyone believe what I say is real

Yes but the swords are only made out of pretzels

hyper-regeneration

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It is immensely painful and produces a lot of heat

You have to successfully roll to exceed their will save with a 1/20 chance of a catastrophic failure.

The ability to locate and reach any itch on my body and have the itch gone within 8 seconds of itching it.

You turn into The Poop Nigga every full moon

That's not so bad

I can turn into The Poop Nigga every full moon

You can't scratch any itch on your body anymore

put me in a rocket and launch me to alpha centauri

The ability to manifest a man wearing a handmade sheep outfit that can open doors that lead to different places where I may or may not want to be.

Elastic powers

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You feel pain every time you use it.

That's it. We are the worst super hero team ever.

you get sodomized daily by this nog

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The ability to turn into that nog