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I love Elinor Wonders Why.

I like to play with brown bricks in mycrap, with Penny's uncle.

I don't enjoy but want to read about realistic traumatic events that occur to pollyannaesque cartoon characters. Events that have no poetry to them, almost as if I am reading it off of a wikipedia article, a nonfiction source. Neglect, domestic abuse, trauma that makes them pathetic. Responding to their trauma in humiliating ways.
I have been trying to find sources and subcultures maybe other people who have a similar interest but to no avail. Trying to distinguish it; people say ryona, sob stories but there just doesn't seem to be this concept out there.

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who doesn't

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>girl and womanhood

Nice falseflag pedo, lines on paper have no "age"

Glow harder fucking pedo piece of shit

I say I'm a comic book fan but I ain't.
I like Batman, Superman and Spider-Man I don't give a shit about anyone else and just know their stories from YouTube videos and you asshooes talking about them

I think this might be approaching the height of autism, but earlier today, I was in a sour mood and horny, so I was going through some porn flashes to coom, just randomly going through stuff without a particular purpose. I clicked on some torture abuse flash game and was just watching it play out for a while, dick in hand, but I wasn't really super aroused, but I kept watching it anyways. Eventually I got tired and disgusted at it and closed it, switching to a Shantae porn flash instead, where I finally coomed. It's weird, because I fucking loathe abuse/torture shit, but I just didn't seem to be in sound mind this morning. But the autism part is what came after.

Feeling absolutely filthy after watching that torture flash, I look behind me and see that a plush that I have was facing towards my monitor and me, and just sheer guilt and shame and disgust overwhelmed me, because I couldn't stop imagining that those wide eyes watched my shame, but worse than that, saw something they should never have seen. Quite literally, I feel like I defiled their innocence and I've just been thinking about it all day. Completely irrationally, I keep thinking this plush has a watchful spirit. I'm treating it like it's actually alive in some capacity, and I fucked them up somehow.

It's some real weird psychological projection and autism going or whatever. Never again.I have to apologize and reconcile with her now. I'm so ashamed ;_;

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Maybe it's the symbolism of it. Maybe not. Either way, you could be doing worse.

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Pretty much 90% of the shit I actually believe in, find interesting, or am attracted to I wouldn't dare share with anyone in real life. IRL I'm an extremely fucking boring person who gives mild non-answers to pretty much every topic for fear that "being myself" would get me redflagged.

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How do you keep going? How do you not instinctively start signaling your true self, desperate for someone with a face to acknowledge your actual existence?

>t. actual pedo

I've been doing it for years and have just gotten very good at pushing it down whenever something might start bringing it to the surface, occasionally a little bit of it does bubble up but I instinctively "clean it" a bit before it passes through my mouth.
There was this one time I almost let it slip that I fully believe Gabriel Wartman was an RCMP asset and his rampage was fully orchestrated by them during the Nova Scotia shooting when the topic came up and got a little heated, but I managed to sanitize that to "the RCMP ignored him before the act because they were incompetent" instead of that they had him on the "back burner" so to speak when they needed a political incident.

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user.

They know.

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FUG

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At least the spider is real. Unlike the fake cartoon and tv characters people call their waifu or husbando and have para-social relationships with.

i liked the movie strange magic. mostly because i want to fuck the bug man.

are you actually the protag from lolita

That's just your atrophied conscience pushing back against the fact that you're becoming a conspiritard schizao

My first cartoon crush... I grew up in the 90s so there were plenty of cute and hot characters but yeah.

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It would user. Then again if I told anyone the shit I've gotten off to since middle school it'd get weird.

I think I have some form of actual autism or possibly psychopathy that makes me not relate to normal people at all and sometimes be basically emotionless when I can tell everyone around me is feeling something but Im not. I often have to fake laughs, fake smile or fake emotions to not seem like a total freak.

Sometimes I see people stare at me like they're expecting something out of me as a response, but my brain doesnt do it naturally and I have to fake some kind of reaction.

Im also kind of like where I just cant talk with people about the actual things Im thinking or have interest in. inb4 this topic is just a thread for glowies to tag more posters for monitoring.

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Could just be anxiety or shame or some other chronic feeling that tends to override other feelings. Hard to develop a sense of empathy when all your affect is being clogged up by something.

Have you read my post

>Known to the police for years before the shooting, regularly reported for violence and possession of illegal firearms, police never even showed up to ask him questions ever
>Somehow managed to get a near perfect police car and uniform that was never seen as an issue despite impersonating an officer being a major offense
>Took out a very large sum of money, almost half a million, days before the shooting
>RCMP took more than 13 hours to respond after reports of him shooting people happened, when they finally did the only warnings they issued to the public were vague twitter posts despite the fact a kid going missing like two provinces away triggers amber alerts
>Before the bodies even go cold Trudeau pushes an executive order banning a shit ton of guns, none of which were used in the shooting and ironically the current laws would have gotten him arrest no problem for illegal possession of firearms if the police actually investigated him years prior
If believing there's something serious fishy about this makes me a conspiritard I don't wanna be a normie, none of this is "I know a guy who knows a guy who said a thing" information either, all of it is publicly known information that even mainstream media corporations like the CBC and CTV themselves laid out over several articles.

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I slept with user's waifu

Did she blow your dick off?

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Jokes on you. My waifu is canonically a massive whore.

whoa. she was my first cartoon crush too

But you don't just think "something" is "fishy." You have a convoluted series of jumps in logic that appeal to you because they provide more information (albeit hypothetical) than the zero information you have or will ever have because you're a nobody with zero access to the truth.

Maybe when you grow up you'll realize that conspiracy theories are just rightoid horoscopes.

Whatever you say horsie

Ah, you're one of THOSE guys, huh?

Yes and I'm suing you for property damage

As an American I'm under no obligation to learn your degenerate leaf slang words.

>suing
fuck off piltie

I like cute lolis, it's not sexual I just like cute things and I'm mainly interested in a cartoon if the protagonist is a girl.

>I just like cute things and I'm mainly interested in a cartoon if the protagonist is a girl.
Brother.

Just know that it's for a specific reason, that all people are predispositioned towards, just some more than others like us, and that reason is neoteny. Cartoons have become exceedingly proficient in creating egregiously neotenous little girls. It's not our fault they're so cute.

I'm 30 and very invested in a kid cartoon that i hope it will end soon and i can get the fuck off here.

I also keep most things to myself but i've been watching the Jimmy Savile documental where he also hides his preferences from people and now i'm paranoid about people thinking i'm a secret pedo, that's worse...kinda

i have a thing for chubby women that looked pregnant since i was under 7 years old. i would deeply stare at whoever's navel spot until i would get a head pat as a "reward".

i've stopped being creepy later on but would notice preggos or women holding newborns walk near me as if she wants me to hold her kid. heard from some girls in school as a teen i'm good as a father so guess it's some sixth sense girls and women can detected from me.

i've been watching preggo porn lately and curious about watching birthing stuff but didn't went further finding it. there's something that draws me about that kind of stuff..

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I'm very depressed but clever enough not to be enough of a burden for it to matter. I look for inspiration in media for broken figures who struck out themselves because I have no one to look up to irl. No Yea Forums but I've started to hear Brennan Lee Mulligan's voice as the 'good angel' on my shoulder because I obviously have no good male role models in my life.

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You can't stop me user. I'm gonna keep writing Captain Underpants and Dog Man books till the end of time.

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I'll give you that he is a colossal moralfag, but I just don't see how a soulless ginger could ever be an angel.

Heh, nice one user. At this point ginger jokes feel like a dead meme. Good times.

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There's always shortstacks. Probably the closest to OppaiLoli

I've cried that Jenny will never be real, and my dreams constantly make fun of me for wanting her. My last dream involved a tranny in a shitty paper mache Jenny costume trying to rape me, and I've had several dreams where I know I'm dreaming, believe I'm going to see her, but she never shows up. For example, in one, I fell out a window, and expected her to come save me, but I fell to my death instead. My worst dream was one where I cheated on her with a another woman, then I tried to kill myself in the dream, but was too pussy to go through with it. Waifuism is a pit of madness you shouldn't indulge in.

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Although I try to outwardly appear normal, I have never been. I am not fit for people. I agreed to become a temporary stay at home parent partially so I don't have to deal with many people, just spouse, kid, and I, and it's been the best time of my life.
Every time I visit the pediatrician the newest Tom and Jerry cartoon is always on, never the older runs. Damn I'm getting old.

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>all that
>waifuism
pick one you fucking psychopath

Jenny is my one and only waifu

it certainly feels like you're being fucked by multiple mental disorders to me

now chubby shortstacks that are preg and got big tittys i've seen and fap around is pretty amazing.

What mental disorders? Autism is obvious.

your that bitch witch calling me stupid right

>everybody who calls out my idiocy is the same person

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You gotta kid and spouse. You love 'em? That's nice at least.