Steven Universe

Suplex then Batista Bomb her in rapid succession to assure kinomatic destruction

Has this become a pasta or is it the same user posting it every time?

It’s ok to have an AGP fetish, just don’t act it out irl and let it consume your life.

I would like to watch her perform ballet.

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This’ll sound mean but I would reprogram her so that she was nowhere near as needy and PTSD prone as she is in the show. I know her appeal is being a slave waifu, but I find too much clinginess annoying.
She’d still have her attraction to me, but she wouldn’t complain as much as before.

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Good taste.
>I know her appeal is being a slave waifu
Some anons like it that way, I personally hate the idea.

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Based fellow non-slave Pearl enjoyer

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Footrubs

Be nice to her but also tease her nose

Pearl's nose is the best part of her and also very teasable. Imagine gifting her a book about birds because "it reminded you of her". She'd probably get furious!

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Dead show back to /trash/

give petpet

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Same

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Why is she chibi

>ywn worship a pearl's feet

It hurts

I just want her to hold me.

Good Taste

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Show her the "History is a Lie" playlist and ask her what he got right.

I know that feeling all too well.

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Rape

KILL HER

This gives me sexual mommy vibes

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I'd ask her where Amethyst is

I want to cum inside Pearl while calling her "mom!"

If only some fan art used this expression.

see if she could get garnet as a third because thats who I'd really want

Pearls are not gfs, they are cheap whores
VERY cheap

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Cute massive flippers.

I would get her into pol and make her my based nationalist gf

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Current /pol/ is anything but based, the amount of retardation going on there is astounding.

daily tickle torture

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tru it's been shit since 2018

2016

2016 pol was interesting, it was all down hill from there though

Trade her in for a Ruby

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Why?

Cuter

She wouldn't be because she fucking nags so much and reminds me of a strict elementary school teacher and that doesn't do it for me.

I'd make as much use as I could, and not sexually.
You dumb animals who only think to lewd your pearl have no idea the potential you're wasting.

Protip: THey can build Fucking SPACESHIPS

Look at this

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late Season 1 was truly the show at its peak

treat her like shit, cause i know she will never leave me

Introduce her to the human reproductive system and have her organize a strict diet, vitamin plan, and schedule of increasingly intense extraction techniques to make sure I produce a set amount of cum everyday, of which the minimum volume requirement perpetually increases by half a milliliter every day.
I want her to have a goal she can be excited about accomplishing every day.

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No that was 2

Have her clean my house, but also make sure she makes time for her own interests.

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Autism

Forcibly impregnate her with my gross sticky disgusting meat babies again and again until she accepts her fate as my meat factory

Most pearls have it.

Cuddles until I die

Dump her and get a better gf