Who would win in a fight, Bruce Wayne or Clark Kent?

They're both republican conservatards, so fuck them both

What the hell are you talking about? OP said Clark Kent not Cyclops.

This is the stupidest fucking take I've ever seen. Kys.

Clark Kent is just a loser virgin, at least Bruce is rich and in well shape

Clark is banging Lois Lane. So unless barebacking this an alpha femme makes you retain your virginity, I'd recant.

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Wayne Tech is just a front for RNC donations and the Daily Planet is more biased than fox news

No no, he might be onto something, I heard a rumor that Bruce Wayne funded some anti-meta government program in exchange for some meta-genetic enhancement they were working on for himself.

You mean Batman and Superman?

Wayne tech has social programs all over the city and daily planet couldn't get more left.

Why would a billionaire use a meme martial art?

no, idiot.

Bruce Wayne was attacked by a Ninja from a Dojo he went to

So while we might not know a belt color we can say he's actually trained unlike Clark who's a cowardly farmboy who's probably never been in a fight

you might know how to fight but when a guy is running around encasing people in ice, you fucking run

Yuppie city slicker would get his shit knock out by Smallville

Bruce Wayne is openly liberal. Have you seen the amount of time he ran for mayor? Clark Kent is a blatantly leftist journalists with an extreme bias toward the social justice warrior that is Superman.

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>guy who constantly gets his ass beat by a weight fluctuating baldy is suddenly going to kick the shit out of a man's man/
I just saw vids of Wayne on the slopes man, guy's an athlete

>Clark Kent writes a piece exposing Bruce Wayne’s dirty dealings
>Bruce is canceled and retreats to his parents’ mansion until he gets Epstein’d
Pen mightier than the sword and all that.

Everyone knows Wayne bought his belts.

>The Metropolis Metro that is Lois Lane
Bragging about banging Lois Lane is like saying breaking into Arkham is hard.

No, I don’t think so. I’m pretty sure Bruce Wayne has either autism or OCD that makes him a perfectionist. He already goes out of his way to perfect everything his company does. Plus, I’ve seen videos of him fighting and he clearly fakes his defeats
My family has a theory that he hides his true martial arts prowess because he’s worried that people will think he’s weird if they knew how much effort he actually put in. My sister thinks it’s adorable

>guy did manual labour years ago that means he is tough
you know that they don't spend their days punching cattle right?

Bruce. Clark would throw the fight to maintain his persona's big yet non-threatening appearance.

I don't know about that. He may be good at skiing but that doesn't mean he knows how to fight. Rich guy like that never gets his hands dirty. Even his black belts are fake I bet since no one wants to make richie rich feel bad by taking him seriously. Smallville on the other hand probably endured his fair share of bullying and will tard rage out even with his pasty physique.

I don't know. He can get pretty nutty.

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Same goes for Clark with Superman. Weird how whenever there's trouble one goes into hiding and the other comes out almost instantenously. Is it possible, perhaps, that Superman and Batman have a crush on Kent and Wayne respectively and are stalking them 24/7?

>bruce wayne
>clark kent
they're the same person you retards.
>b-but their in the same room at the same time!
Yes because The Flash is able to move fast enough to create after images.

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Ends in sissy slap fight.

>leftist writer writes character he didn't create and doesn't own to have the exact same views as himself
Woah.
This is the writer by the way:

cbr.com/suicide-squad-wild-dog-creator-criticize-capitol-insurrectionist/

Yeah sure, he just looks like some cuck to me

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All a tax write off; and it's Gotham so of course they are gonna fudge the numbers. Wonder why Batman hits the Maronis, the Falconis. Cadmus when they try expanding but never Wayne's.

You're not gonna believe this, but I think Wayne might be an alien

Man, I know high schoolers who have banged Lois Lane. Journos are ubiquitously degenerates

The one Bruce Wayne bets on.

Meds, now.

Everyone does martial arts nowadays and Wayne can without a doubt afford the best training there is. And you can hardly deny that he's built as fuck (probably roids, but in a fight that does not matter).
Clark Kent might be big as well but look at how he carries himself, he's just big boned from growing up punching cows or whatever farmer children do.

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Batman in general is probably peak political compass: anti-cop AND anti-criminal, but he hates criminals more. He's also anti-corporate but also anti-socialist/pro-philanthropy. Literally best of both sides on every topic.

Batman creator and the people who work on him are leftist.
Batman will never be a racist, sexist and homophobic, chud.

GUYS I THINK BATMAN IS SUPERMAN

What are the odds that Wayne has molested those boys he took under his wing? I know billionaires like him get up to some shady shit and to be frank that Grayson kid looks like he was groomed to have a fuckable ass. I mean god damn.

I think you’re projecting on Wayne a bit there user.

>City mouse vs Country boy
I would bet on Bruce, but I know deep down, country boy clark would KO him.

I think Wayne’s pimping them out. Rumor has it that he takes people like Oliver Queen to Wayne Island for “business dealings”. No wonder those boys are rarely seen at night.

Glad my boy Ted Kord never did that shit. He was a good boy.

It is kinda weird that Bruce Wayne was allowed to adopt so many children to live alone with him in his giant mansion, even a possibly mentally deficient teenage girl? Either New Jersey is really lax, or he’s paying off the right people

This would actually be funny to watch, assuming they both don't know each other's identity, as they would both try to lose on purpose in order to keep their secret

I suppose Bruce would eventually work out that it wouldn't raise suspicion if he beat the nerd's ass

>he’s paying off the right people

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I'm not gay, okay? Grayson was groomed at the point of adoption for the purpose of male breeding. i CANNOT be gay for wanting to fuck him

The Botox would pop out of Bruce's face from one good haymaker from Kent.

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Everyone knows Lois is cucking Kent with Superman

I saw clark kent doing interviews after the teen titans rescued all those kids from a human trafficing ring masterminded by bane. Dudes built like a fucking tank and grew up on a farm. He writes like a commie but if we had a libtard deathmatch Id say clark would just pick up wayne, invert him and break his neck. I saw online that bruce wayne wears platform shoes to make himself taller.

Superman’s too nice to knowingly cuck someone.

Oh god, you're one of those aren't you.
Do the butts match?

>knowingly
Exactly