Left or right

Right but only because I don't want to be electrocuted

Right, easily

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I mean, they don't have vaginas in the first place, but they can shapeshift pretty efficiently
So they just need to make a really small entrance for you to dock

>Type of bitch who doesn't let her kids play Pokemon because "muh animal abuse".
My mom was the exact way, on top of being a catholic prude. She bans basically anything thats not on either kids channels or discovery channel and then acts flabbergasted to why i mostly just watch cartoons even as an adult. Shes a fucking nut and i resent her strict christcuck mentality and beliefs from when i was growing up.

Neither, their faces are awful

Neither because they both have the signature Steven Universe Watermelon Kool-Aid KFC Nigger Lips that completely obliterate the sex appeal of any character that has them.

Filtered

That's racist

yes 100% I would call blue diamond Mommy

I like em big , I like em chunky

Middle

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Right for sex, left for marriage

You fools.
The image is mirrored. You've all been glamboozled.

The lips are the one good thing about niggers you dumb philistine. You haven't fapped to a good blowjob scene until you've fapped to one with a black girl. No, I don't care how good you think your pasty ass waifu's dsl are, they're fucking SHIT compared to the dsl of even the average negress.

Also, I prefer left because Blue is a whiny high-mainenance whore. Yellow is at least mediocre.

Her pussy must be big enough to walk through

the winning position is center

you could just curl up between her toes and build your domicile in heavenly smellsville, who cares about the pussy of a race that doesn't even have non-artificial pussies you fucking troonlover

Did you kick her ass?

No, but he probably does have an "inexplicable" preference for mom-son incest porn

>Randomly brings up trannies out of nowhere
The literal definition of autism.

They can shapeshift real pussies and give birth, not an outie turned into an innie.(though they could have that too if they wanted along with a regular outie) They could satisfy any physical taste really

it's not random, you like the idea of fucking fake artificial pussies which is only a tranny thing irl

therefore you like trannies, just like that jennyfag who keeps popping around every once in a while

they can have working dicks as easily as they can working vaginas, that tells you how faggy you gotta be to fuck a gem

if you like this you are a bone fide homo

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The correct choice.

What has Jenny ever done to you?

Now that I think about it she could just shift the size of her holes to be human level. Having sex with a giant packing human sized parts would be like fuking Honkie Kong from Black Dynamite though

Peridot. If you pointed a gun to my head I would still choose Peridot but for the sake of the thread I'll say White Diamond because she looks like Peridot the most

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Right, ideally though I'd have Diamond sized Amethyst though.

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LET PEARL OUT OF THERE

I would gladly take her place.

You know

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Imagine the cuddles

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Just imagine the smooches

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I want to mating press that green goblin
Mommy diamond

>No, but he probably does have an "inexplicable" preference for mom-son incest porn
h-how did you know?

Just like yo mama

Garnet then

Left forever.

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Amethyst deserved getting stevens cock in her

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*Stephen's aka mine

right is perfect

I like to think he knocked her up as an adult

That abusive thot probably did bully Steven into giving her the D at some point, but if she got pregnant from it her retarded ADD brain would have made her shapeshift into something wombless as another one of her """jokes""" thereby accidentally and thankfully aborting that retarded fetus.

Right, she's always reminded me of a Leiji Matsumoto girl

Dark

She is not a good person, user. She'd probably roofie you because she's so lolrandomxd.

There isn't enough Blue Diamond content out there. I love her so much and I want to pay tribute.

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>Blue gets her ass kicked by a handful of lesbians
>Yellow shows up and immediately starts pushing everyone shit in
Yellow is best girl no contest

She's the only one who actively tries to fix her fuckups. Getting high with Blue and role playing with White is fun and all, but damn I'd want my body whole.

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