Unofficial Sonic Storytime: Various Stories #24

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First off, I want to thank the Conductor of Pain for filling in for a couple of days while I took a… vacation. But enough about what happened, let’s look forward to the future… something that can’t be said for a lot of these comics. It’s time for more short and/or incomplete comics. Let’s start with a cute and weird comic called Cupid Sonic.

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We start our story with cupid versions of our favorite blue blur and his adorable two tailed brother.

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Thank you for coming back.
The Conductor of Pain was... scarring.

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Oh and there's still a normal Sonic.

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Cupid Sonic is a stone cold killer.
The Pain was inevitable.

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BLUE STREAK
SLINGING ARROWS
SONIC THE CUPID
SONIC
HE CAN REALLY SHOOT
SONIC
HE'S GONNA GET YOUR GOOD

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>I want to thank the Conductor of Pain for filling in for a couple of days
You're welcome.
Let's hope that I won't have reason to step in again until you're done.

Cupid Tails giving out pleasure and pain all in one!

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>image
Based.

... The fuck.

>sonic: please, the sega mandate says i can't fall in love!
A threat that all will hope never becomes a reality.

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Time's up!
Love is in the air, motherfucker! And considering the story, you might just score yourself a MILF!

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Short and complete but that will not be the case for what comes next.

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>What did I do to deserve this?
You've been gaslighting your girlfriend for decades, you stupid bastard.

>b-but, he's shy
Don't start with that cope shit.

>You wouldn't do this to yourself
Looks like he would. Every day.

Dreamcastzx is a great artist with an infamous hateboner for Tails. He should team up with Ian someday but for now, let's look at his SFW comics. There's no way in hell I'll do his other stuff. No site link because he deleted all his accounts.

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>Time's up!
Goddamn it.

>You've been gaslighting your girlfriend for decades, you stupid bastard.
Yeah, but that's just how he ends up as a Sheep Person climbing towers in his dreams. This is too far.

youtu.be/QcWQuJBX-qY
This is a girl comic so here's a good theme to start this story off.

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I'd give the girls shit for getting caught but Sonic and Tails got caught before this comic even began. Eggman is on a roll!

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That's inconvenient.

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You know how The Game works, Eggman isn't going to squish them.

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Hey look it's Blaze's not-boyfriend, Silver!

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For a moment, I thought it was a baby ray.

Jeez Blaze, you'd rather stay small?

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>sitting on a bench
NO!
NOPE NOPE NOPE!!!!

Time to come clean.
It's pretty bad I've come across stuff like that.

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Blaze, what are you doing?
Still traumatized? You need to see a therapist about it and explain in detail the origin of that fear.

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Welcome back Conductor. Shame that we never got to see Genesis finished on here, but I'm glad you're back after...THAT. I couldn't bear any more of you-know-what.

Just remember that he's coming back soon Jules.

Jesus Christ. Blaze may be a cat but she's being a real bitch.

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He's even more relentless in doing his job than Zonic.

>the origin of that fear.
We both know damn well what that origin is.
We all share it.

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We have a colored page for no reason.
Thanks and it's good to be back.

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Just apologize. Don't be a pussy.
Imagine Zupid Zonic.
But then you get to tell a person that likely is unaware of it.

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>you wouldn't do this to yourself!
He would. With a smile too.

>I... I called his penis small and now this feels like a punishment in a cosmic sort of way

Amy, no!

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Blaze going all Javert like this feels incorrect.

>But then you get to tell a person that likely is unaware of it.
So, the bench has become Smiledog.jpg.

>no Catherine/Sonic crossover
Pain

Not the time Amy!

Sally rescuing Amy in a princely manner had me thinking Amy would blush or something. I think Sally is perfectly capable in stealing everyone's girlfriends.

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>cha-la head cha-la
GET IT, BECAUSE HE'S TRUNKS.

Make it yourselves.
You have time to get some pages done before this ride is over.

Finally got senpai to notice you!
It'd be worse if Tails was actually in this comic.
Spread awareness like a virus.

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Is... is Silver watching DBZ Abridged?

This is really well drawn almost straight outta the comics.

Silver is a himbo. He's too dumb to make fun of his girl.

Damn Silver, now you're being a bitch.
It's no use but the memes need to be stopped!

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The fuck Blaze?

Awww, she's really sowwy!
DBZA exactly!
Dreamcastzx is a great artist with... interesting quirks.

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Okay guys, funny story.

So I work at a school library and se a lot of kids, but this one takes the cake. Today one kid was just wandering around and then set in a corner away form everyone else. Then without warning or anything to really cause it, he just yelled out "Sonic's feet are lethal weapons, so don't come near me!" and just went on and on about Sonic's feet and how deadly they are.

Everyone including the teacher ignored him. I struggled to keep my composure.

More comics need to have something like this. A final page to let us all know that there will be nothing more. But I got a few more things from good ol' DZX!

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But she's a cat, Conductor. That's physically impossible for her.

>Silver's favorite show is Dragonball
The crossovers call to me yet again...

I was not expecting this to be a story mostly about Silver and Blaze.

A single Chaotix page.
I wonder if his parents names were Kevin and Evan.

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I'm already making a crossover comic, I have no time for another one.

And a couple pages of Sonic vs Metal Sonic.
>The crossovers call to me yet again...
As they should. It's Silver's fate.
A nice swerve.

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Well it is a girl's story and who's more girly than those two?

>stuffs the whole damn slice in his mouth
At least use a plate, Silver. Also:

>sexy kitty apron
Gee, I wonder who gave that to him.

Only thing that was proven in your banning was that your removal is equivalent of derailing a train full of toxic waste. Better to keep it contained than let it pollute the boards.

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And that's it from this artist. Let's move on...

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ok when they give Silver AIDS

Dear God, it's spreading.

I have a couple of comics about Sonic, Amy, and Shadow. They're short and incomplete.

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user, the AIDS and rape are over.
We need to just repress the trauma of Max's Acorns.

No tails cuck arc?

Amy almost looks like she has Tomb Raider tits. Almost.

>ignoring amy even after not seeing her for a year
That's our Sonic!

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>Sally tummy

Tread lightly OP.

This isn't a Conductor of Pain storytime boys. The trauma is gone for now

Is it about them being a wholesome throuple?

Uh oh...

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>Amy, I'm not doing a threesome with Shadow!
>I didn't say threesome, I said I'll watch

Now, I know where this comic is going. It'd be nice to see more but that's it for this. But I have something else from this artist.

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This one is very... interesting.
You'll have to go to sad panda for that.

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Why are you crying? You finally got Sonic's attention!
If we really lean into the Sonic and Shadow being into each other and Amy being totally fine with sharing and being shared then yeah that could happen. But Sega mandates no romance for Sonic so no.

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>Now, I know where this comic is going.
To a fight in a lobby followed by Sonic perving on Shadow and Amy in a hotel room?

It was all a dream!

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You joke, but there's no way Amy isn't a dirty fujo who draws the filthiest smut art of Sonic and Shadow fucking.

Oh, we're back

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A fucking Venom cross?

>record scratch
Amy cucking Sonic will be another running theme for The Ride at this rate.

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>symbiote Sonic
Wha-Oh shut the fuck up.

The link has been known for decades

>sonic hedgehog protien
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21984201/

And you thought the werehog thing was something.
Everything changed after Secret World's War. Sonic came back with those black sneakers.

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And what did Tails find?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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