What is western animation’s obsession with ugly bastards as fathers/husbands?

lol

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That's not me

>The creators self insert as the ugly fuck with the hot wife out of his league and want to normalize this in real life through entertainment media.
The husbands aren't even that ugly and the wives aren't even that hot. Quit thinking with your dick.

Holy shit, that's him. That's IndustryCuck!

Professor Utonium is known as a handsome man, in universe. Why is he on your list?

user he’s clearly ugly as fuck. Look how weird he is compared to the women on the show; he’s a literal fucking block.

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Ok faggot.

I genuinely find female characters in all forms of fiction to be uninteresting.

There are no female characters that had memorable personalities to me. Never did they have that special mixture of positive traits and flaws that humanizes a male character, never has a female character's motivation been meaningful to me, never have their struggles captivated me. I've never cheered for a female character when they do something badass, because it always just feels so hollow.

There just seems to be something inherently inferior about female characters. Something that just makes them unconvincing and uninteresting. About the most I can feel for a female character is sexual attraction.

This! Only a literally faggot would say that the dads aren’t ugly. Who would ever disagree the moms are hot.

Prove it by posting a picture of yourself with the timestamp and post number

>he’s a literal fucking block
That is, he's a distillation of desirable male features. Dude's got a jaw that can cut glass.

I literally only have this problem with modern women in Western media.
Gender has no bearing in what I like about a character but it is true that writers can be real faggots about writing female characters.

>No Bill
Is Yea Forums finally accepting that he is the hottest dad?

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>isn’t 6ft
>isn’t jacked
>doesn’t have a big dick
>isn’t Black

Nobody but John K has the balls to portray fathers as accurate or realistic as possible.

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90% of cartoons moms are just normal looking women. They dress and act like your average mom next door, which is to say fairly conservatively.
The only people who boost them to MILF sex bomb status are coomers and writers who pander to coomers.

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this again?

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More than half of those guys are unironic chads or at least decent looking

Arnold's dad looks exactly as the chad meme though

He has a butt chin

Maybe if you were gay. And had low standards. And were desperate. And blind.

It's quite literally an American thing. Similar to how they portray gays in their media inorder to make it easier to identify them, it is designed to indoctrinate the masses into lowering their expectations in partners to increase population (and give the fat cats a better chance at scoring). Ever wonder why they have such a massive divorce rate?

>It's quite literally an American thing.
It happens in anime too though.

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Holy shot this. It’s all propaganda.

Kim Possible's dad is hot

Kek, no he fucking isn’t

A lot of those guys look okay.

Oh great it's a iPhonefag bait thread

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They’re not ugly, people just prefer the women more.

OP you're gay if you wouldn't fuck Richard

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They look like they’re suffering from alcohol fetal syndrome most of the time.

Because the women are hot. I’ve never seen a single ugly woman.

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>Utonium
>Membrane
>Jack
>ugly

The average woman in that show doesn't look like that, Bellum is clearly meant to have above average looks.

Reminder that industrycuck grew up without a dad.
This is his way of taking out his anger at the lack of a father figure.

It's all one big Honeymooners reference.

Kek what
At least 5 of these women are ugly

All women are queens.

In comparison to their husbands, they look like goddesses.

Only two or three of these can be somewhat objectively be considered hot. The rest run the gamut from somewhat attractive to plain to downright homely.

Where's your cuck porn stash

Some of my commissions can be found on pixiv and rule 34.

Why are modern gal protagonists like this
I don’t hate the archetype I just want more nuance
also would anyone be willing to expand the chart and swap out the Luz pic for a less uncomfortable one?

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A good chunk of these come from the same channel as Mabel and a few even worked on GF. Seems to be a deliberate follow the leader thing.

Not really, Stu is less uglier than his wife.

Is that Luz pic actually from porn?

>Marcy
>Protagonist
LMAO.

It's the hair. She looks okay when she doesn't have that Triforce clown afro.

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>Doesn't specify who
This is another LARP of yours

Why does this board insist on perpetuating these retarded threads? You whine about the place being shit, then happily engage retarded threads in retarded arguments

It’s not a LARP. Look up xxmercurial-darknessxx.