ITT-post the one Yea Forums character you want to marry and live the rest of your life with

Harriet M. Welsch as depicted in the 2021 animated television series Harriet The Spy.
she's pretty and nice and she makes my heart feel funny.
i'm autistic and i am also retarded when it comes to feelings and processing them. all i know is that i want to hold her warm cute hands and do dumb romantic stuff with her

It's just a conditioned response at this point

Zee looks like she needs to pee, but is too embarrassed to say anything

:glad:

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she can pee into my open mouth anytime

I know she's actually Yea Forums, not Yea Forums... but I didn't know that when I was a kid and she's honestly the only one for me. I've had an undying crush on her as far back as I can remember.

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GREEN BUTTCHEEKS

>I know she's actually Yea Forums, not Yea Forums
Then don't post it.

I had a crush on mindy as a kid too but i thought and still think that jessie was hotter

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There's nothing more embarrassing than back-seat janitors. How about you post your wife and carry on?

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I can't help it. I love them both equally.

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You're right, user. But my will was not strong enough. She makes me weak.
>mindy
Mindy MacFarlane?
It's alright. I posted selfishly and disrespected the spirit of the thread.

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Just have to decide how many little 'uns to have

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my cute NEET husband who's going to threaten to cut me open with a knife if I come back home from work just one minute too late

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I meant misty sorry my heads not screwed on straight today

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Checked

Misty's definitely a first love for a lot of guys our generation

And a lot of guys younger than us will report May or Dawn as their firsts. Gamefreak is good at making chicks for little boys to fall in love with.

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Literally the first "crush" I ever had.

look at this cute little lady

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RUBY!

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MY WIFE

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>the person who wants to fuck the red panda gets quints
The universe often works in mysterious ways

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Show wasn't good but she stole my heart

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Based. Follow the curfew, slut

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No judging

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Now and forever, as long as I live.

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There's nothing to judge, user.

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based, gentlemen prefer blondes, t. guy with blonde waifu.

Based pibbychad

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Perfection.

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My cat wife

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None other than her

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Um? really? Just gonna drop a fucking nude Sumo Tomago in here?

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Cute freckles!

(me)
>ywn have an epic duel with pibby that has a fuckload of sexual tension
I don't wanna live on this planet

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candace

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>Cute asian GF who plays video games and never wants to leave you
Jackpot.

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Looks like the fat vampire computer hacker from blade

absolute god-tier chad taste

>just realized I got a quint nice, Nut deserves it
yeah the show fucking sucks but Nut is one of the only good things about it

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>yellow fever

Johanna is a top shelf MILF. But her daughter would be one hell of a handful.

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Just giving you a hard time friend
>Gamefreak is good at making chicks for little boys to fall in love with.
That they are, user... that they are. Chel is an excellent choice too. I didn't feel any emotional attachment to her but that body definitely made me feel some other things as a little man.
Cheers I'll drink to that

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She is pure Dutch

If you want pure Dutch, you'll have to go with Vera.

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