Well Max, here we are in Yea Forums!

>Well Max, here we are in Yea Forums!
>I can feel the autism developing already!

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Why are they gay?

Why not?

Do you want to live in a world where Max might reproduce? It’s for the better of humanity

>implying Max wasn't already autistic

World ending scenario is Max running through a particle generator making 100 clones of himself, which destroys the United States in 5 seconds and the rest of the world in 3 minutes.

Ah, so like the original ending for Little Shop of Horrors

>That's my autism!

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Jessie James's ACTUAL hand.

they're not, stop canonizing shit you see on Twimblr, faggot

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They aren't though. Their best friends, basically brothers.

Max isn't autistic. He's batshit insane.

They canonically are you dolt

nope, sorry to burst your bubble (actually not lol), but the creator specified that only they behave "gay" for comedy and not actual butt-fucking faggotry

They are canonically butt-fucking faggots!

Sam canonically isn't gay.
But Max MIGHT be, he's a fucking anomaly

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Max is a Pokemon!

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holy shit its elinors uncle

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I like how nightmarish Sam looks in this one

I mean Max

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Why does everything have to be GAY with you faggots? Shit like this is why nobody likes you.

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Sam isn't but Max might be

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Why are you gay?

Who say's I'm gay?

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>"Hey look Cornfed! Those two slack jawed numbskulls are trying to take are Yea Forums autism case! What should we do?"
>"I don't know Duckman. Maybe they can help us find more leads onto why this particular website attracts pathetic losers who talk about shows meant for children"

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>wonder why people push so hard that these two are gay
>finally played the game where Max straight out says he doesn't like girls
Although a puzzle involved convincing his younger self to go to prom and he flipped the other way.

i'll pick up from here

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Thanks, mate. That was all I had.
Nice triple 5 btw

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This guy draws Max in wedding dress, and I don't why but it's mesmerizing to look at.

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Cripes little buddy, seems like they went off the wagon again with their own assumptions again
Why can't they love us for who we really are Sam?
Beats me, you'd think by the mid 21st century people would be okay with two middle aged males cohabitating the same living space for weeks at a time.
Its a cruel and ignorant world Sam.
It sure is little buddy, now am I topping this time or am I bottoming?
With your body type? You're always bottoming out.
You crack me up little buddy.

Learn to crop, Max.

Because it's hot obviously

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>Nuts.
>Not anymore.

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>So what's next Sam?
>First thing's first little buddy. We have to chase current trends.
>Like a dog running into traffic!
>Right you are Max.

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Big Samantha Booba...

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people keep missing the point of the "but you don't even like girls" thing with Max.

Max doesn't like girls, Max doesn't like guys, Max doesn't like ANYTHING except for his best buddy, that's the joke, he wants to destroy everything.

Motherfucker isn’t even asexual, he’s antisexual

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Just start making wallace and gromit relationship partners too, why don't you. same gross feeling.