Parent finds your rule 34 collection on your phone

Your mom sounds hot

Domee Shi has a fucked up relationship with her mother

My mom doesn't consider it possible for people to be attracted to fictional characters. Any time someone alludes to being so she laughs and assumes they're joking.

She's just trying to relate to you user. Considering you're on Yea Forums it's probably not easy.

This sounds like the start of some incest doujin

>I'm more concerned about them finding the porn I draw myself.
Same, god know what they think if they saw this
litter.catbox.moe/syyv17.png

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YOU DON'T GET TO DISS MY WAIFUS! I WILL SCORCH YOUR SOUL AND PISS ON YOUR SPIRIT!

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Are we talking a few tastefully framed photos or a bunch of pictures you've printed and taped to your wall?

I know that feels.
The worst part is, I think I'm the only person in my country who draws the kind of porn I'm into, which makes things easier for my family to find my stuff if they try.

my mom found me looking at porn on my dsi when i was 11, got an awful ass beating

It definitely is the start of at least one incest doujin.

Dafuqs up with them titties?

Both

You should go to /d/ and ask for cool tentacle porn for your mom.

Buy her a bad dragon tentacle dildo for mother's day to show her you care

You never seen a pair of large natural breasts?

I mean… congratulations?

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>mom finds my sonic the hedgehog and powerpuff r34
I just told her I liked them because they're funny. Not a big deal. She never asked again.

Didn't you read user's post? His mom is only into tentacle stuff.

THIS IS WHAT GETS POSTS ON Yea Forums? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Yea Forums used to be a place where you could discuss cartoon shows without needing a cute girl inside of it and 50 horny posters begging the local drawfags to draw some porn.

What the FUCK is wrong with this board?

You must be new

>a couple of 50-somethings
>I'd hate for them to disown me.
So you're a 30 year old who still lives with his parents?

Once when trying to salvage photos from the dying Windows 98 my mom tried using some recovery software she bought, turns it was going to try to recover EVERYTHING. Including some teen titans prophet art I saved from hentaisha, WITH original
Filenames.
>user... what's Jinxs ass huh? Who is Jinx, and what does it have to do with her ASS?

Less is more user, don't be this guy.

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based mom

You're right, it's so different now compared to the old days where the most popular threads were about Harley Quinn needing to fart super bad.

>he doesn't know the struggles of having parents who had you when they were old as fuck

lucky man

That's pretty normal in this economy.

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I am talking 2007 Yea Forums, not your 2012 trash.

I wonder what this guy is doing nowadays?

No, you're talking about me, user.

I'm so jealous of kids that had sexually open and understanding parents. I stopped writing when I was 13 after my dad found my personally written erotica and went nuclear that I was engaging in phonography in any way.

If I ever get a living writing and drawgin my own stuff, even under a pseudonym, my friends are going to recognize easily because I am pretty sure the only one with a fart fetish.

Fucking pajeet

>awful ass beating

For what? BEING HORNY?

Probably complaining online about that bobcat girl.

A home is a home. He could be in jail for a decade or a druggie or a guy who loves his parents.

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mfw I want to do art AND porn but I'm still too new to create 2 different artstyles so it doesn't get traced back to me in the future
I still live at home so I can save up for a house so I don't get any privacy too and can only draw late at night
Life is pain

You’re father sounds like a monstrous homophobe and you should molest him to teach him a lesson!
LOVE WINS!!

Ah yes, the perennial excuse.

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My parents have seen my room and my dakimakuras growing up, and my collection has only grown since moving out.

My dad also found a collection of stapled together printed out hentai (dial up sucks.) He gave me a playboy after that.

Everyone knows I like cartoons and anime girls.

I wish I had tentacles to fuck your mom

black families are different

>saving porn on your phone
Do you guys really do this?

Is your mom retarded? Not trying to be insulting but she sounds like shes mentally deficient
Then he needs to paint his dick as a tentacle before he dicks down his mother
Burger here, american boomers can be incredibly prudish and hate any kind of sexuality at all. Its crazy and awful here

>Is your mom retarded?
Only on very select topics.

Do like that Yea Forums poster and draw some porn of your mom to show her how much you love her

>dad found my futa collection
>think I'm about to get punished
>he opens up about being a closet crossdresser and hugs me
>It's so weird I delete my collection and stop fapping to anything remotely gay because now I can only associate it with my dad

What Yea Forums poster?

My fellow NEETs, i live with my dad because im autistic and hes one of the only things i live for
>My dad also found a collection of stapled together printed out hentai (dial up sucks.) He gave me a playboy after that.
Kek based dad

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Joke is on you, maybe your dad was playing along to get you to hate porn. Outstanding move.

I just bought a house because I got a settlement from a lawsuit, and even the best prices I found in my area are more than any of my friends can afford even with their full time jobs.

I didn't think it could get worse.

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My mom hated any type of sexuality on my part and its probably why i became such a huge pervert
Yeah, how else am i supposed to jack off on the bathroom floor?
Kek you need to support your tranny dad user

>mom found the lewd charizard drawing

based father

>Never talk about sex with my family
>older brother's girlfriend finds porn on my pc and tells my dad about it
>"Oh hey son, so Melissa found, uh... porno... on your computer."
>"Oh... uh...Yeah."
>"...Okay then."
and then we never spoke of it again.

They never caught me
They always thought of me as their asexual little angel, until I got 18, then they were worried I might be gay.

user, please.

Those sag too much.

Could be worse.
I found my dad’s tranny collection, once. Never mentioned it, though.