Was this ever storytimed yesterday by chance?
Spider-Punk #1 storytime
Oliver Murphy
Justin Ross
no it was not
Lincoln Roberts
Ethan Davis
punk is dead and is nothing more than a fashion statement
Luis Phillips
Ah, perfect then.
Caleb Bell
Kevin Howard
Grayson Campbell
Jaxon Gomez
Henry Nguyen
David Lewis
Brandon Bailey
Lincoln Allen
I don't read books from black guys except Priest or Baker
Alexander Jackson
Matthew Diaz
Dylan Nelson
Levi Morgan
Luke Fisher
Dominic Perez
Hunter Butler
Matthew Ortiz
Luis Wood
Mason Hall
Alexander Gray
Liam Gray
And the end. Next month with Spider-Punk vs. The Fiend Skull.
Christian Thompson
>Faggot captain America
Jack Taylor
Thanks user, it was everything I assumed it was gonna be, shit
Jacob Gonzalez
art is nice
Connor Scott
Heh. Capitalist Tasky is a good bit. I'm not in love with the writing but the world building is really the reason to read so I'm not disappointed
Ian Morales
It's really hard to take anything this comic is attempting to say seriously when it's put out by the biggest, most soulless corporation in the world.
James Flores
The spirit of rebellion and counter culture still exists but nobody wants to talk about it because what is counter culture now is less fun than loud music and painting jackets
Kayden Murphy
Man, this sucks. The good guys are supposedly a bunch of anarkiddies, but the comic itself doesn't even seem to be endorsing that (laughably childish) political position. The furthest they're willing to go is 'Nazis are bad,' which isn't exactly pushing the envelope. Plus Hobie's not killing people anymore, which is lame.
The character designs suck shit too. Why is Captain Anarchy wearing the American flag? Give him a black and red outfit instead, it'd look great. And... I still don't like Riri Williams. Partly the association with Benis, partly that she's incredibly bland and has no personality other than being smart and perfect. If they needed a genius character, I'd have preferred Amadeus Cho... but then again he's become a generic Hulk knockoff, to the point where nobody even seems to remember he's one of the ten smartest people on the planet (assuming they haven't bumped him off the list in favor of some of the newer #BlackGirlMagic OCs).
Jeremiah Lopez
inb4 "conservatism is the new punk rock"
Evan Richardson
Taskmaster by way of Dark Souls is pretty fun.
>capcha
Nathan Davis
>nazis
What fucking year is it? Kys Ziglar
Chase Thomas
Think about it as everyone cosplaying long dead aesthetics bc their culture died with the apocalypse and it becomes fun.
Jayden Moore
Nah this shit is retarded. All around. This is immediate SOP material. Not as bad as America but the worst thing since.
Jace Morris
Damn bro who pissed in your Cheerios this aint nowhere near that bad.
Sebastian Bell
This is absolutely atrocious user. Only ziglar or one of his faggot friends would defend it.
Zachary Campbell
There's not enough here for real SOP material. It's more boring and empty than anything.
Liam Rodriguez
Always has been. Just sit back and enjoy whatever good hardcore that's left.
Kevin Gutierrez
Honestly feels rushed, and hogie just accepting the spider punk thing makes me cringe. There's no rebelling against oppressive authority feeling here, it's all club houses and trying too hard.
Brody Martin
How did they manage to make captain anarchy lame
Grayson Turner
Russian/soviet Kraven is a “nazi”. Captain anarchy wearing red white and blue and kissing dudes. Hobie no longer a savage fuck now just kicks people like this is a g rated cartoon. Everyone’s diverse and the white people are queers. Riri being an insufferable cunt as always. “This is a riot!!” being unironically yelled by a rioter.
This is terrible.
Angel King
Just wait a few pages it gets worse.
Daniel Howard
>This is a riot!!” being unironically yelled by a rioter.
How many riots have you been to, that's an objectively great thing to yell at one.
Henry Fisher
See they put 'Punk rulez' to show us (the reader) how Cool and Hip and Punk Rock this comic is
Dylan Nelson
This
Jaxson Phillips
I mean punk was always supposed to be ugly and uncomfortable to people and as soon as we let pretty people be its face it lost power. this makes the gays the rightful legacy of the mantel but that's another conversation
Luis Garcia
Just like yelling “this is a storytime of pain” in a piece of shit thread like this is great.
Nathaniel Morgan
Taskmaster better be 5"3' like danzig
Grayson Scott
>is nothing more than a fashion statement
that's all punk ever was
Connor Sanchez
This has to be the most corporate thing I've ever read from Marvel.
Christopher Perez
As a fag i don't care if he's gay. His design just sucks ass when it could've been so much better.
Jack Miller
There's a metaphor in there somewhere but it'll only get teased out by some asshole who makes a shitty zine about this stuff in five years.
Levi James
>2 Misfits references and the 1 DK song every milquetoast liberal knows
So par for the course on it taking the very surface level of the subculture to repackage
Parker Brown
The mainstream shit wouldn't bother me if he tried to stick some other stuff in there. Quote nomeansno or something. Gillen on phonogram did pretentious music in jokes better than this guy.
Jacob Morris
This is the only way we can read about Hobie brown nowadays. I hate marvel
Xavier Garcia
>"That's gon' be the first and last time you spit at me, white boy".
>"We have a word for that, bruh".
Why is Demon Slayer outselling Marvel again?
Blake Flores
Nardwuar better show up or else
Alexander Wood
Nobody gives a fuck about nardwuar since like 2010. Jfc
I guess that works fit with the dated penchant for calling people nazis and saying “bruh”.
Asher Hill
hey there fellow socially conscious and totes accepting of everyone badass kids: The comic
Issue two better be labeled storytime of pain. I’m triggered and in a ball on the floor because this one isn’t. Not very woke setting me up like that, OP
Jayden Walker
Lmao triggered much?
Asher Roberts
Yeah dated references and shitty comics trigger me.
Joshua Torres
call me when there's a ska punk superhero