Comfy South Park thread

>Clyde's censored tits
fucking kek

they were... quite perky for boy tits...
and besides him being a herm might make this confusing

according to the games, francis can get pretty fucking far on waiting till the other kids take eachother out, then start swinging
but eventually hes gonna do himself in by doing something really stupid

yall keep saying that, no hes fucking not! he literally has the most feminine personality, he just dresses the most masculine and doesnt care much for passing fads
but hes absolutely not the most masculine
that title probably goes to craig or jimmy

He is the most prone to fits of violence, a masculine trait indicating a high testosterone level.

no hes not, hes most prone to pissyfits, usually for some dumb moralfag reason! hes not the one who instigates physical fights most often, and violence just comes after hes already angey cause hes whining about something

oh God I am still in my workplace so cannot see it right now.
also I applauded those who draw Bebe

Does Cartman love his mom?
Does she love him?

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I want Liane to pin me down and giggle as she she watches me helplessly squirm under her weight and then proceed to smother me with kisses.

hatred

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do you think mimsy and nathan are friends?

Mimsy probably enjoys their boss/henchman routine but Nathan sees him as a (debatably) useful idiot to boss around. He does seem happy to include Mimsy in reaping the rewards of their schemes, like in Moss Piglets where he was bragging about how both of them would be getting pussy when they win the science show, it wasn't like he was using Mimsy just to get bitches himself.

i hope theyre frens
maybe nathan just acts rough because he thinks he needs mimsy to know his place, but he actually likes him and his company

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I'mmmmmmm sailing away!

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i have the same cartman problem with that song

is it some kinda tic or mental illnness related? sounds like and ocd or autism impulse

"Set an open course for the viiiirgin seas,"
I only need to finish the verse. I'm happy now.

how is this such a common issue
ive never heard the song, why this particular one?

i have no idea but it's not a famous song at all here so i pretty much never hear it when i am in public. it's just a song that i used to listen to it a LOT on my own and idk i have to sing it at some point or i die.
this song is so obscure here they changed it with another song in the dub because no one ever listened to it. i didn't know it was an actual issue, just that trey or someone got obsessed and they decide to make a joke about it.
but listen to it, it's good youtube.com/watch?v=eYCFrcCqh7Q

>Does Cartman love his mom?
Yes
>Does she love him?
No

The art board was fun. Sorry I didn't get to finish my drawing, I loved looking at everyone else's though

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>i have to sing it at some point or i die
yup, sounds like it
is it a sort of 'pressure' to do it? like an internal urge that keep building up till you do?

>yall
It's just one guy

no it fuckin aint

pretty much. it kinda gets built up with the song itself, i usually lose it after 2 minutes

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yup sounds like tourettes in mostly neurotypical people, which can also be a symptom of autism or OCD
you got either of those?

yes it is
no one except for him unironically believes kyle's manly and stuff

Yeah I can confirm it is literally just me who brings it up, and it isn't even because I particularly like Kyle. Kyle is one of the least popular main characters in these threads and people don't like to think about him having positive traits, you will notice most of the time people in these threads will not so subtly describe and headcanon their favorite characters as having more positive traits that align with what they consider to be ideal. So basically, I just bring it up because I know it annoys people.

>people only give characters headcanons that are positive
idk if id say that, although you COULD argue that even the negative headcanons are something they consider charming or at least acceptable enough because
why headcanon something youd hate to think abt?
>masculinity is inherently a negative
fe*male spotted
tits nowhere to be seen
you will be removed from the premises

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i never did any tests but sometimes i suspect i may have ocd

its likely, i never thought i had OCD because i dont care about symmetry or perfection or hygiene, mine manifested in certain impulses and the fear of acting on those impulses
luckily im over the more terrifying ones, but i still have tics, this almost primal need to make certain noises or bodily movements, touch things or make motions after doing them 'incorrectly' and feeling a certain physical pressure to perform certain actions

No, I was implying that masculinity was inherently a positive (or at least a positive for male identifying characters), which is why it annoys people when Kyle, a character people dislike, is given the positive trait of being more masculine compared to the other kids.

i see
so youre just saying this to 'le trigger people epic style'?
but the thing is, hes not masculine, and theres a reason people hate him so much in recent years- because he behaves like a whiny, self righteous teenage girl

Is that pic supposed to be the aftermath of HumanCentIpad?

It isn't just about "le triggering people epic style", its about us being able to make fun of ourselves. Like I said, I don't consider Kyle to be one of my favorites, I much prefer a character like Jimmy who is still easily one of the most over hyped characters in this thread. If we can make fun of and not take ourselves too seriously we are less likely to just become a bunch of people patting each other on the back for having similar opinions. I highly doubt any of you are actually going to have a breakdown over Kyle having a positive trait (I hope not, jesus) but it does expose the silliness of some of the behavior here by pointing out the bias people have.

You're all niggerfaggots. All of you. People like you are the reason for the rise in niggerfaggotry in this site. Please kill yourselves you bunch of niggerfaggots.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

over 18

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This. Fuck these annoying pedophile threads.

There is literally underage porn posted in the catalog and you are complaining about the goings on in here?

so im just supposed to believe that two different anons who absolutely hate these thread chose to come here just to tell us this... that you just decided to walk into a thread you dislike to respond to a person you wouldnt knoow would be posting here? and that the number of posters didnt rise as you did it?

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Why are you here then? Just put it in your filter if it bother you so much, it's not that hard.

see its bait, most likely by one faggot
do not engage
post on this our blessed Jimmy Thursday

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based! Happy Jimmy Thursday

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Happy Jimmy Thursday!

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We seriously need to bring back public bannings

>6699
nice
>almost primal need to make certain noises or bodily movements, touch things or make motions after doing them 'incorrectly' and feeling a certain physical pressure to perform certain actions
ok, i can really relate to this and I'm lowkey worried. i want to get checked but the idea of having a doctor write on paper all the problems i suspect having makes me anxious
yes. kenny as a psychiatrist makes me lose it

those would be the 'tics' that tourettes usually referred to
tourettes is a sort of presence of those symptoms without any other underlying issues, you can usually only get diagnosed with it if the need is SO severe that its literally uncontrollable, or if youre otherwise seemingly perfectly normative
otherwise its also a symptom of other disorders

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kek i love this sorta fanart, has such an oldschool mid 2000s-2010s feel to it

post more fanart thats fun, crude or unusual

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kek based Jimmy. Love this little pimp

how many bitches does he acquire?

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he collects hoes like Pokemon cards

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post best ship
(also pls give sauce for pic rel if u know it, i dont have it)

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when are we getting that greentext about Jimmy Valmer, the true and honest creator of Sonichu?

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