Good evening owls,
Let's read some before I fall asleep
JSA Storytime: Punisher 2099
Adam Campbell
Joshua Martin
Hello, Storyteller.
>that cover
Just when you think this book was done taking your for a ride, it comes up with yet another curveball.
Lincoln Lopez
when are chick Punishers not cool, I ask you???
Jordan Gray
Wow, can't believe the woke crowd got to Punisher 2099!
Caleb Thompson
This is like healthy robohomosociality, I guess
Brody Harris
So let's sit down and talk, man to man, errr, robot
Jaxon Powell
>femme vigilante
Liam Ramirez
Ryan Sullivan
>Cover
>Hey that looks cool
>Page 1
>Eeehhhh
Kevin Bell
>when are chick Punishers not cool, I ask you???
Never.
>look it up
>Rachel Cole and Lynn Micheals exist
So what's the over/under on Marvel giving them a push?
... This parrot can fuck off.
Joseph Campbell
She's already had how many reaction-image worthy faces now
Oliver Bell
with how scratchy this art is, I think modern digitals would look terrible. Not even recolouring, but just the linework. A lot of DC stuff from that era looks rough
Angel Kelly
FEMSMILE
Tyler Roberts
and now....
Alexander Sullivan
>Zatanna Webtoon
:D
>with Constantine
:|
>about Jack the Ripper
:(
Oliver Bennett
Benjamin Hernandez
>Femsmile
Okay, sorry to be that guy, but who the hell would ever go within fifty feet of anything called "Femsmile"? That sounds like some Stepford shit created by a cult.
Logan Nelson
Oh hey, some of Ellis' worst work! (Hellstorm)
John Collins
Can we have an indefinite moratorium on all fiction related to Jack the Ripper?
Isaac Sullivan
it's pretty close to real shit that gets around
I mean, she's pretty relatable here
Andrew Evans
Jeremiah Peterson
It's a pretty good idea, I think. I dunno if these "web tunes" things are for me, but that's exactly why I'm glad they're doing it.
There are a lot of fan artists I follow who would kill to do something on this scale for DC, there's so much potential.
But also yeah they need to quit trying to make John Constantine a thing in their superhero line, they've been trying for ten years now and it just doesn't work.
Isaac Nelson
I still get a chuckle just thinking about HECKBLAZER
Nolan Cox
>My gender brings men into this world... it's only right that a woman should send them out of it!
Charles Gutierrez
Mason Cooper
Jaxson Thomas
Jackson Sanchez
That was funny, but Ennis himself disregarded most of John's previous characterization.
But it sold, so people latched on to it
Adam Watson
I mean, who among us is not cheering for her here
Thomas Hall
Jaxson Gray
I was gonna say, this is sadly something that's not too far off from what certain parties are trying to achieve. Upside, the comic hasn't gotten around to predicting the attempts to legalize pedophilia. Yet.
Carson Parker
William Russell
>tfw no sadistic superstrong robot gf
Cooper Thompson
This is the most 90s thing I've ever seen, and we read WildC.A.T.S.
Christian Perez
>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT YOUR GAY PARENTS IN SCHOOL!
>GROOOOOOMER!
Ayden King
Ian Russell
It's all there. The impossible legs, the long torso, weird head thing, giant gun,
Thomas Powell
Her boobs being the cheek bones of the skull is incredible
They know it's not grooming, they're just lying because they're no longer allowed to call gay people degenerate subhumans like they want to
Parker Fisher
Julian Cruz
Y'know, real talk, Vendetta's outfit is actually kinda cool.
As always, the fuckin' bold faced hypocrisy is the best part.
Carson Miller
Luke Morris
this is great, now we're together as man and bike
Easton Carter
Owen Ross
Hudsucker Proxy is a wonderful movie
Jose Hughes
>In the place you call...the heart
Huehuehuehue
Evan Ross
OTP
Hudson Brown
Fuck it, I ship it.
Zachary Wilson
I'm looking through the first Judge Anderson trade since it seems like it could fit with this thread, and I completely forgot that:
1. The first story is a very long sequel to Judge Death stuff
2. Most of the stories in the trade are very long.
I don't blame OP if she looked at it and was like "what"
Ian Hernandez
I couldn’t remember if we were on tonight phew!
Bentley Adams
I'm just glad Jake's putting himself out there. So to speak.
Wyatt Bailey
SO how are you all, I gardened today instead of playing vidya inside all afternoon
Hunter White
Leo Perry
>*pants I-I MUST TALK ABOUT ANAL SEX TO TODDLERS OR ELSE WE WILL ALL DIE FROM HOMOPHOBIA *pants*
Jack Moore
Marvel setting up Punisher Hand vs Daredevil and Electra Hand is actually hyping me a little?!!?
Work sucks!! I’m tired all the time! I just wanna play Elden Ring! I’m so far behind on the games discourse!
Elijah Davis
>you know, for kids!
Jordan Roberts
Xavier Ward
ok groomer
Cooper Anderson
I didn't really do anything of note today, and that fact makes me feel like shit.
Jaxson Butler
I never guessed there would be so many faggots in a punisher thread
Xavier Collins
Cameron Powell
LOL
Andrew Ross
Do any comics these days still do credits gimmicks?
Angel King
The last week has been killing me, I hate the internet
I know you're not actually stupid enough to believe that gay people == gay sex, so just go ahead and say you think homos should be sent to the gas chambers like you really believe, you don't have to keep the mask on on this site
Cameron Gonzalez
Asher Myers
She never skipped leg day
Isaiah Russell
Really, Jake? I mean I know you're a murderous vigilante and all, but casual sexism? Tsk tsk.
Christian Morales
Brayden Myers
The bill specifically prohibits talking about sexual subjects, it doesn't mention "gay" at all.
You don't want to sexually groom other people's kids because you're gay, you want to sexually groom other people's kids because you're a leftist.
Camden Ortiz
Genemods mean never having to worry about workouts.
Connor Hughes
Notice how they never call for hetero relationships to be banned from media or their existence concealed from the children.
Hudson Cook
Let override, let overwrite.
Angel Richardson
Anthony Peterson
does she have cyber-tits?
do they shoot boob missiles?
Christopher Parker
when the fuck is he going to write A FAR CRY?
Jackson Brooks
when they give me unexplained erections.
Jacob Stewart
Not soon enough!
Dylan Reed
sounds like a "you" sort of problem
Christian Richardson
>Notice how they never call for hetero relationships to be banned from media or their existence concealed from the children.
notice how straights also aren't calling the anti-grooming bill "a blow to hetero rights for not being able to talk about hetero sex with kintergardeners".
Adrian Kelly
Of course the grenade has the Punisher's logo on it.
Caleb Wood
Caleb Clark
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my throbbing erection.
Mason Jenkins
Again, we're all old enough to have seen the gay panic at least twice over, we know you're being disingenuous and not actually stupid enough to not know what's going on here. These are all the same exact talking points and misdirections I've had to argue against literally my entire life.