Mario movie leaked
>''the style is very cartoonish and full of life, they weren't afraid of characters going off-model for a tiny bit, and everything was extremely colorful and detailed. it looked like no other animated movie''
>''the tone is light-hearted, fast-paced and has a comedic focus as expected''
>''it also has a huge focus on action, the stakes are pretty high, and from what it seems, it's not afraid to have darker moments while still remaining family friendly''
>''despite having humerous bits, Bowser is still a full-force threat''
>''the highlights: the characterizations, the songs and animation were fantastic for them''
>''cons: the humor; a bit too puny, meta, a tiny bit loud sometimes. the first act with the brothers in the city was a bit rushed''
>''the fans and families will definitely eat this up''
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Fuck you OP
Wow this totally sounds real
what else were you expecting?
>mario movie leaked
>don't even leak the plot, just say review shit
lying cunt
>a tiny bit loud
sorry for not specifying autist-kun
Come on Nintendo I’m already your shill no need to be so obvious about it.
>autist for wanting actual details instead of easy-to-fake vagaries
kys.
Just in time to replace Mickey too
Also Mario and Yoshi start dating and make out on screen
Question: Did Bowser or any other character referred to some circular shape organ being on flames?
Mario sodomizes Donkey Kong with a banana
> the humor; a bit too puny
How can humor be puny?
>meta
What kinds of meta? Is it like "duh look at the source material isn't that dumb" or is it like the Sonic movies where it's more "I clapped when I saw it" references to the source material?
I was sent the movie online so I still have it saved on my laptop, not going to take a picture of it though because my name is all over it, don't want to get exterminated by Nintendo chan
Also there's a 15 minute on-screen Mario X Luigi sex scene.
Post it faggot.
No balls.
that's not new
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Maybe if I were paid as compensation for the lawsuit against Nintendo, but that would be a lot of money that no one would be willing to pay me, so no, the movie was good tho
Blur name
>What's yer offer?
If I blurred my name you wouldn't see anything from the movie there's no point
Damn bitch you call this watching a movie?
My dad works at Illumination.
>my fire balls
I need money for a lawyer and to pay for when I inevitability lose the case... So like... $200000?
WAKE UP IN THE MORNIN FEELIN LIKE P DIDDY
Unfortunately that's just how it works when it comes to this type of stuff, I just have to simply cope and seethe
can you tell us literally anything that happens in the movie? doesn't even have to be a big thing
the Nintendo samurais won't find your address if you do
Donkey Kong doesn't talk because he's a baby so no weed jokes from Seth Rogen
Kamek slaps the shit out of Yoshi (no mercy)
No pop music unfortunately just lame original music and remixes
Post credit scene where Dry Bowser jumps out of his lava pit that he fell into
Power ups play a small role for some reason, you'd think they'd use it more
Chris Pratt as Mario was actually a good choice believe it or not
Peach is a basic bitch in this movie, her attempts to escape are pitiful
Movie was kino and based
>Power ups play a small role for some reason, you'd think they'd use it more
are they used in crucial moments at least? and not in shit like gags?
Oh yeah, and they sing a couple of times, forgot to add that in there
send me the movie pls. my email is [email protected]
They are used towards the end, mushrooms and 1 ups are used when they begin their adventure up to Bowser's castle but that doesn't count since those are just pussy items. The REAL power ups are used when they fight Bowser during a chase scene around the world, the fire flower and star thing one are used
can you please send me the movie? I promise I WILL NOT FORWARD IT TO ANYONE.
do not redeem the movie sirs
Wow. That sounds fake as shit
Pay me $200000 and I will send you the movie and you can share it to anyone
your opinion doesn't matter namefag
You have no dirt against me how does that sound fake you baboon
"Lolabunnysimp" go get some bitches, I go out of my way to leak the movie out of the kindness of my heart and you're telling me my shit is fake fuckin baboon
I swear I will not show it to anyone! I've been waiting for this for the past 7 years! I want something to cheer me up while I live in this political hellhole. I enjoyed the angry birds and sonic movies. maybe I could send you money via PayPal?
I dont wanna share it with anyone though. how about $20?
>No pop music unfortunately
>unfortunately
Fuck off, amerilard! This is actually great!
Salty much ya fake ass poser little bitch?
After thinking it through it's risky enough me talking about it online let alone distributing copies, sorry, but I'm a pussy bitch. HOWEVER, hundreds of people have test screened the movie so it's bound to get a trailer soon
Listen here bozo, don't make me come out of your screen and make you shiver, all of this is just talk, you'd shake after seeing me, if you ever see me irl turn around and book it before I lay my eyes on you
those are renders from the games
no shit nigga it's a fan poster. I just needed something for the OP image
Fool.
I have already planned a way to deal with unscrupulous fellows like you.
Whatever you say dumb baboon this means dick in the grand schemes of things, I'm a fucking god that deserves to be worshipped, what are you?
I just wanted to make a thread of some random shit I found why are you niggas like this
Some bozo is saying my shit fake when my shit isn't fake I'm not having it
I'm in your walls
Your uncle raped you when you were 4 and your brain suppresses the memory
>tranny and cucked
Poor Birdo
I'm in your mom
Op here, I want to admit that this whole thread was a farce for internet clout. This Lola Bunny Simp name fag is too Chad and redpilled for me. He's in my home rn and fucking my wife's boyfriend's sister's distant cousin's former roommate as we speak. I'm sorry for being a fake lameo bitch ass poser :(
You lying to me sussy baka