TFW we could have gotten an entire season about the Ukraine invasion if the season released a month later

>TFW we could have gotten an entire season about the Ukraine invasion if the season released a month later

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Special military mission not invasion

When is he going to admit it's not worth it so she can be safe?

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>Special military mission not invasion
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My thoughts exactly. Hetalia Ukraine, my beloved....

Is there any way for Putin to surrender without looking weak to his people?

He can say he successfully dealt with all the neo-nazis and if anyone still believes him they'll believe that.

No. If he stops it means thousands of soldiers died for nothing. And the last thing he wants is pissed off soldiers with nothing to do back in the country, especially after they realized that the initial wave was essentially cannon fodder.
It's do or die for him right now, and I doubt he's trying to die any time soon.

No, he'll push for Novorossiya and claim that is what he wanted all along, when if you believe the leaks and shit, he told Macron he wanted all of Ukraine and he told Roman Abramovich who came to do peace talks (and presented Putin with surrender terms Ukraine would be willing to sign) Putin apparently crumpled up the paper and said 'I will thrash him'. So, he clearly planned for all of Ukraine to join Russia (based on the accidentally published articles, so did the media in Russia). He's already made concessions (to look 'reasonable', but they were never reasonable demands anyway) and will push for Novorossiya.

The issue is Ukrainians must now be aware that signing any treaty with Russia will be discarded in 15-20 years time and Russia will go again.

Putin rules!

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It would’ve been boring and dragged out. The best part about the Russia episode is that it said everything it needed to in short order. Nostalgia for the glory days is at the root of Putin’s attempts to flex, and so too is our reaction to it. America desperately wants an uncomplicated foe to rally against, but that mentality is irresponsible and egotistical. Frankly I’m glad they knew to keep it brief and didn’t try to bank a whole season on where it might’ve lead.

He already went "all according to keikaku" that they weaken ukraine and will regroup to take another region

They should start closer to home, with the Wagner group and Vladimir Solovyov (granted he is a Jew, but he is pro-Hitler).

Didn't they attack from all fronts?

Surrender what? He will just say hey look we annex the eastern provinces of ukraine we won!

Ukraine knows. When this ends they'll rebuild their military to be bigger than it ever was. They'll also try to make dependable allies in the region and possibly try to destabilise Belarus even further.

Trey and Matt don't know the actual reason Putin invaded and neither do you. Don't pretend you know just because you watched a South Park episode. Dumbass idiot.

Hohol please

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special rescue mission of totally not overthrowing the ukraine goverment and totally not indescriminatly not bombing the whole country

You forgot Russia’s absolute commitment to not perpetrating atrocities.

They would not have done a whole season about it.

What matters now is the Bucha investigation. If the results of that are conclusive then it drastically diminishes any support he had from foreign allies. It doesn't just mean they suddenly realize he done a bad thing, it means they now have confirmation that he's been lying to them. Things will get very interesting once the investigation is complete, if not sooner, because they have every reason to try and prevent an investigation and may attempt to do so.

Sure I know, it's because he is deeply troubled by the size of his penis.

Didn't he annex most the oil rich areas of Ukraine? Isn't that alone a major victory as it ensures the EU remains Russian oil dependent?

The only ones impeding an investigation are the Urkrainians and it's western allies. Imagine falling for such an obvious staged psyop operation like this that has been done many times already in other wars with the deliberate intention of illiciting animalistic emotional responses and disregarding any critical thinking. Russians had literally nothing at all to gain from doing such a thing but the Ukrainians very much do.The average co user really seems to be typical reddit/twitter npcs.

India, Brazil and China all called for an investigation yesterday.

Russia also called for an investigation immediately, they seem very keen for one as quick as possible. It was confirmed Russians left the town on the 30th of March, then the mayor happily announced in a video outside that the town was empty of Russian troops on the 31st. Then in another video, the Ukrainians rolled in and combed through the streets with no bodies in them at all. Suddenly on the 3rd of April they announce that the town is FULL of dead bodies. This story is full of holes and it should be really obvious this coincidentally happened shortly after peace talks were starting to make real headway. I hope the lying pieces if shit that did this are brought to justice.

>trusting Ukies after all their fucking lies
Like bro you don't need to trust the Russians but at least admit Ukraine is just as fucking corrupt and propagandist.

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The russian speaker (who had turned bright pink) failed to produce the evidence that Bucha was faked, evidence which he claimed to have before the UN meeting took place. You're right that they had nothing to gain from doing this, it makes no sense to have done it and it undermines everything they've done thus far, but so did invading after saying you weren't going to invade for the entire month prior to invading.

similarly, Putin could have missed the 'season of no roads' and taken Kyiv if he'd released the dogs of war a month sooner, but now he's bogged down in mud like a sitting duck

Zhirinovsky (who just died today) publicly leaked the time and date of the invasion months earlier, so it happening during possibly the worst possible time was pre-planned. It's their own fault.

>Zhirinovsky (who just died today)

man, i used to think old vlad was a machiavellian genius, but seems like everything he touches recently turns to trash

Have they made fun of Biden yet?

They didn't. They've two hour long specials still to do for sometime this year so there's room to dedicate some time to him.

Some more news is coming out, the neo-nazi Botsman Boys rolled into Bucha on the 31st. On the 1st of April he posted that there was nothing there just burnt equipment and houses. Their commanding officer also uploaded a video that he later deleted where he mentioned to other troops that it was ok to shoot anyone not wearing blue armbands. The truth will come out and the russkies are clearly not afraid of what that truth is. Meanwhile Kiev and it's western vassals wasted no time what so ever in saying Russia did it.

Alright, well we'll see what turns up in the investigation. They'll be able to determine just about how long ago these people actually died.

Get this not even veiled /pol/ thread off of Yea Forums and take it to /pol/ where it belongs.

/pol/ spacing -- disregard

It needs to be an objective investigation by a neutral country not affiliated with the west or russia to get the actual truth and not have it manipulated in anyway.

What's the difference between a conspiracy theory and the truth?
About 6 months

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Vatnikbros, we gotta d-demilitarize, and d-d-denazif-ACK

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But WHY is Putin such a faggot?

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Here is an assessment by a former US Marine intelligence officer in 16 points
1/ Big Arrow War—a primer. For all those scratching their heads in confusion, or dusting off their dress uniforms for the Ukrainian victory parade in Kiev, over the news about Russia’s “strategic shift”, you might want to re-familiarize yourself with basic military concepts.
2/ Maneuver warfare is a good place to start. Understand Russia started its “special military operation” with a severe manpower deficit—200,000 attackers to some 600,000 defenders (or more). Classic attritional conflict was never an option. Russian victory required maneuver.
3/ Maneuver war is more psychological than physical and focuses more on the operational than on the tactical level. Maneuver is relational movement—how you deploy and move your forces in relation to your opponent. Russian maneuver in the first phase of its operation support this.
4/ The Russians needed to shape the battlefield to their advantage. In order to do this, they needed to control how Ukraine employed it’s numerically superior forces, while distributing their own smaller combat power to best accomplish this objective.
5/ Strategically, to facilitate the ability to maneuver between the southern, central, and northern fronts, Russia needed to secure a land bridge between Crimea and Russia. The seizure of the coastal city of Mariupol was critical to this effort. Russia has accomplished this task.
6/ While this complex operation unfolded, Russia needed to keep Ukraine from maneuvering its numerically superior forces in a manner that disrupted the Mariupol operation. This entailed the use of several strategic supporting operations—feints, fixing operations, and deep attack.

7/ The concept of a feint is simple—a military force either is seen as preparing to attack a given location, or actually conducts an attack, for the purpose of deceiving an opponent into committing resources in response to the perceived or actual actions.
8/ The use of the feint played a major role in Desert Storm, where Marine Amphibious forces threatened the Kuwaiti coast, forcing Iraq to defend against an attack that never came, and where the 1st Cavalry Division actually attacked Wadi Al Batin to pin down the Republican Guard.
9/ The Russians made extensive use of the feint in Ukraine, with Amphibious forces off Odessa freezing Ukrainian forces there, and a major feint attack toward Kiev compelling Ukraine to reinforce their forces there. Ukraine was never able to reinforce their forces in the east.
10/ Fixing operations were also critical. Ukraine had assembled some 60,000-100,000 troops in the east, opposite Donbas. Russia carried out a broad fixing attack designed to keep these forces fully engaged and unable to maneuver in respect to other Russian operations.
11/ During Desert Storm, two Marine Divisions were ordered to carry out similar fixing attacks against Iraqi forces deployed along the Kuwaiti-Saudi border, tying down significant numbers of men and material that could not be used to counter the main US attack out west.
12/ The Russian fixing attack pinned the main Ukrainian concentration of forces in the east, and drove them away from Mariupol, which was invested and reduced. Supporting operations out of Crimea against Kherson expanded the Russian land bridge. This phase is now complete.

13/ Russia also engaged in a campaign of strategic deep attack designed to disrupt and destroy Ukrainian logistics, command & control, and air power and long-range fire support. Ukraine is running out of fuel and ammo, cannot coordinate maneuver, and has no meaningful Air Force.
14/ Russia is redeploying some of its premier units from where they had been engaged in feint operations in northern Kiev to where they can support the next phase of the operation, namely the liberation of the Donbas and the destruction of the main Ukrainian force in the east.
15/ This is classic maneuver warfare. Russia will now hold Ukraine in the north and south while its main forces, reinforced by the northern units, Marines, and forces freed up by the capture of Mariupol, seek to envelope and destroy 60,000 Ukrainian forces in the east.
16/ This is Big Arrow War at its finest, something Americans used to know but forgot in the deserts and mountains of Afghanistan and Iraq. It also explains how 200,000 Russians have been able to defeat 600,000 Ukrainians. Thus ends the primer on maneuver warfare, Russian style.

>she

> Be Russia
> Do le military drills right next to Ukraine.
> West already salivating for blood and starts flooding weapons to Ukraine. Warns you for weeks not to attack.
> Attack Ukraine anyway because “Muh Slavic historinos”.
> Intentionally throw number deficient brigades at Kiev because….strategy?
> Move up towards the south and take Kherson, get immediately bogged down. All according to plan apparently.
> Encircle Mariupol, try to take it like you did with Grozny in the 90’s. Proceed to make Grozny look like a massive success in comparison.
> Withdraw all your troops from the Kiev region and hunker down in the Donbas because you couldn’t take Kiev.
> This frees up Ukrainian troops to attack retreating Russian troops, weakening the DPR and LPR’s home defense.
> Also frees up Ukrainian troops from the West to conduct an offensive against DPR and LPR.
> Ukrainians start regaining momentum in the south, now meaningfully threatening Kherson.
> Ukrainian’s spare Crimea because they know nukes will probably fly if they touch it.
> This is all apparently according to plan, even though Russian state-owned news and top Russian officials state repeatedly at the onset of the invasion that the whole of Ukraine is part of Russia.
What dumbfuck US general would possibly be retarded enough to say that? Post sources nigga, even Trump’s former NSA said Ukraine has a serious chance at winning.

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It's from a Japanese Franchise name Hetalia. Countries are personify as people. The country's leader there bosses. That image is the human form of Ukraine. What really messed up is Belarus is her sister and Russia is her brother. The family Dynamic was established before the current problems between Russia and Ukraine.

All I'm saying is that she's got a man's face.

>Western propaganda being fed directly by Kiev says Ukraine is winning
wew

I said post sources nigga. Also, what do you consider to be reliable information? Let me guess? Incel Smegma Z on Instagram?

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Next wave preprare to deploy!

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What the plant needs to do is make it in Putin best interests to STOP trying to invade Ukraine and to go back home.

The Reddit battalion has arrived

when the neo-nazi's integrated into the Ukrainian army stop trying to ethnically cleanse russian speaking poeple, maybe.

They basically gave her the face they've already give to her brother Russia.

>yeah I only listen to propaganda from one side in a war, so what? Its reliable isnt it?
Jesus christ

>when the neo-nazi's integrated into the Ukrainian army stop trying to ethnically cleanse russian speaking poeple, maybe.
Killing russian soldiers invading your country and Committing war crimes on your population IS NOT cleanse russian speaking people. And just because And just because neo-nazis are fighting against the Russians along with the military doesn't mean that integrated into the army.

I did look at the other side user, and it apparently believes this shit. Also, you forgot to post sources.

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Who ASB military new?

>Russian state-owned news and top Russian officials state repeatedly at the onset of the invasion that the whole of Ukraine is part of Russia.
What the FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF?