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Cameron Fisher
Jack Davis
Aagh! A ghost!
Elijah Lewis
Alexander Anderson
BOO!
Luis Lewis
Ryan Ross
Joseph Green
>With practice, thought will become instinct. Instinct will become action. Action will become victory.
Getting a bit of Sith code vibes here.
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Parker Barnes
Landon Diaz
Logan Ward
Jonathan Stewart
Henry Ward
Henry Carter
Oh boy, time for feudal Japan!
Liam Edwards
Aaron Flores
Charles Price
Connor Torres
Oh geez, this one
Kayden Allen
Gavin Myers
Wyatt Price
Sure Usagi, it will totally happen the next time just like all the other times you said that.
Jason Kelly
Brandon Evans
Bentley Harris
Nolan Garcia
Eli Cruz
Eli Hall
Kevin Ward
>Usagi trying to actively stop meddling, but then his meddle instincts kick in
Owen Torres
Cooper Walker
Jose Sullivan
Is Stan very religious? The secret Christian stories were interesting but they almost feel preachy at points.
Owen Rogers
Ethan Anderson
I couldn't say
Aaron Foster
Zachary Davis
Ethan White
>Chasing him on foot when they have horses
Chase Davis
Jace Morris
Justin Moore
Why doesn't have any arms in the bottom panel?
David Stewart
there could be KIRISHITANS in this very thread!
Liam Ward
they're tucked into his kimono
Jose Johnson
Because he was disarmed.
Eli White
Chase Lewis
This just seems like an odd thing to do considering the Japanese Gods literally exist within this universe. Is Jesus going to suplex Amateratsu?
Ryder Robinson
Noah Diaz
It's cold.
Parker Parker
Jesus is muscling in on Nippon God territory
Oliver Rogers
Nathan Anderson
Ian Clark
Praise the LordLittle reminder that according to some Japanese, Christ died in Japan and his secret brother took his place in the crucifixion.
Asher Hughes
stan makes sure to not mix the supernatural stories with these more grounded ones. it's easy to suspend your disbelief, at least for me
Zachary Murphy
now that story is weird
Jaxson Adams
You think I'm gonna let it get to me, I'm just gonna creep
Down Kabocha* Hill I gotta find my lost kid
I know that he's here, I feel it in my ears
The Grasscutter's power allows me to meddle
Jayden Bailey
Ethan Gomez
It's time for an ENTER of our honorable neighbor.
Joseph Ortiz
Brandon Davis
Cool dual paneling right here
Charles Watson
Jack Williams
Juan Lopez
I wouldn't be surprised if he was Christian, but I don't think that's what motivates him in these stories. I think it forms a parallel to his interest in Bushido in the stories. What people are willing to die for, and the consequences of it, is clearly something that Stan finds worth exploring.
Michael Anderson
hmmm who could this be?
Chase Rivera
>Nezumi...?
>ᴿᵃᵗˢ.
Heh.
Connor Rogers
Fucking Kitsune stole Murderanons Usagi files!
Josiah Mitchell
Anthony Jackson
Its Kitsune isn't it shit its gonna be Kitsune
Cameron Thomas
>purses stolen: 22+
don't even joke about this, her spirit broke free from that stone remember
Justin Nguyen
Jaxson Wilson
Parker Wood
Ishida is the best
Ryan Wright
Imagine if he was a frontier sheriff.
Landon Taylor
Daniel Jones
Isaac Diaz
Cameron Barnes
Chase Garcia
Chad Ishida putting Kitsune in her place.
Ayden Parker
Jose Williams
Bump
Thanks OP
Ryan Price
This does look as if he huddles his arms for warmth.
Justin Peterson
Gabriel Jenkins
Colton Morris
>KIRISHITAN
How dare my honor be tarnished with such an accusation!
Sebastian Nguyen
It is a breakfast lesson, Usagi.
I thought that was Bushido.
Anthony Gonzalez
Carter Bennett
>nothing harmful
It's some kind of poison, isn't it?
Carter Miller
Jordan Wright
>31 long panels in a style of a folding fan
Camden Foster
Yes, a poison of mind.
Some would even call it the opiate of the masses.
Ethan King
Oh boy, it's THIS one!
Liam Rivera
on the contrary! it saves people!
Lucas Butler
I can feel my anger rising already...
Matthew Miller
>Usagi (unwillingly) Yojimboing: 11
Sebastian Young
>Christian
Oh, so it's t h a t type of "cure"...
Spoilers, user, spoilers!
Owen Walker
I definitely think this is a contender for one of the worst stories in Usagi.
Isaac Long
Nathaniel Reed
Oh fuck I can feel my blood pressure rising already
Levi Lewis
You're back! From the dead, even!
Josiah Edwards
Usagi can detect greedy bastards a mile away.
Jeremiah Bell
relax guys relax
Julian Miller
>Jesus and Hikiji are humans
What could he possibly mean by that?
Christopher Thomas
I love Usagi's pissed off face in panel 2.
Chase Anderson
lord enma told me to come back later though
Bentley Murphy
Meddle Man is a deadbeat dad and will continue to remain as such.
Dominic Cooper
Wait a minute, she's just merchant class, Usagi could fillet her for that insolence!
And yet our best boy wont.
Lincoln Rogers
Ohhh, this is the "secret kirishitan" story you guys have been alluding to, isn't it?
Mason Nguyen
Aaron Powell
Usagi needs to stop blindly trusting people who say X contains "nothing harmful."
Dominic Jenkins
>Not furry Jesus
huh, so are all foreigners human? Is Hikiji actually foreigner too?
Jaxon Hernandez
there will be another one later. this one feels like a prototype to it, actually
Brody Young
Usagi confirmed Team Fall
Benjamin Sanders
I on the other hand do love the cold, it's the slippery ground I can't stomach.
Also the inbetween seasons around winter are a bitch. Wet AND slippery, like the Kami just decided that the peasants must be fucked over twice as hard!
Isaac Ross
Easton Johnson
>that damn smile
Nolan Ortiz
Based Ishida.
Jackson Harris
just be glad you can have snow where you live
Nicholas Walker
Levi Bell
William Campbell
Someone mentioned it last thread, but there has been more rabbits lately. I wonder if every region has a differing population of species, and we're in one with more rabbit ancestry.
Dominic Brown
Jace Wright
I'm pleasantly surprised the chief inspector didn't try to force the Nezumi accusation despite the proofs.
Noah Scott
YHWH beat the brakes off of egypt and knocked Ra out cold for 3 straight days, jesus could take her.
Jeremiah Bell
Lucas Thomas
Aiden King
I.... am rather taken with Kitsune's profile in these pages.
Austin Johnson
Grayson Bennett
Carter Hall
>The punishment is death
As expected in feudal japan.
Joshua Adams
>i have such an uncontrollable temper
This is nothing compared to what we've seen so far, lol.
Grayson Anderson
Christian Diaz
Dunno if I should count this panel, it's has Usagi talking.
Benjamin James
Anthony Parker
Evan Thompson
God, I hate feudal japan
Benjamin Rivera
better don't then
Anthony Baker
Dammit guys.
Ryan Green
Lincoln Walker
Cooper Evans
Well there was that one time when you met that one thief who started begging for his life the second you got close to him.
Wyatt Diaz
I've already broken- I'm projecting as the schmuck she's exploiting, and I'm imagining going along with it just in amusement and to see how bad it can get.
Owen Baker
James Lee
Usagi, if you converted, maybe you could finally be rid of Jei and the literally festering spiritual wound that you have.
Isaac Rodriguez
while this story surprisingly doesn't end with a dead grandma, it still gets me because it feels much closer to reality
Colton Rivera
I'm the opposite, I'm looking to move somewhere with no snow.
Christian Barnes
Jesus will have a tea ceremony with her.
Adam Sullivan
Lucas Rodriguez
The one story where a dead grandma would be a blessing...
Luke Myers
ENTER
Jason Rivera
I won't, thanks for solving my dillema.
Jack Ross
Matthew Hernandez
Robert Gomez
KIIIIIIIIITSUUUUUUUUUUUNEEEEEE
Lucas Ramirez
>while this story surprisingly doesn't end with a dead grandma, it still gets me because it feels much closer to reality
You say that but we don't know how Harumi will react to her mother-in-law returning home.
Daniel Brooks
>poor Harumi
Ouwch!
Jayden Ortiz
>wait, this is not tea! it's sake*!
*rice wine
Lincoln Hill
Nathan Barnes
Damn you Jei! Using the old tar Jeiby trick!
Ian Stewart
The fact that Kitsune could immediately tell he was playing them and making a threat really speaks to her skill.
Lucas Cruz
Owen Martin
Well, he wasn't trying to hide it- a warning they can't hear is useless.
Eli Butler
Juan Kelly
what an off-putting child
Jordan Roberts
keiko is already getting creepy
Blake Moore
Cute angry rabbits.
Carson Miller
Jordan Williams
OUTPLAYED
Cameron Bailey
>give recurring villain a cute girl as a companion in order to make the villain more likeable as a child's guardian
Sakai used this trick at least twice.
Wyatt Young
Jonathan Foster
>Eminem's Venom starts playing in the distance
Cameron Price
Lucas Clark
I can sense an elemental of greed...
Jacob Cox
Christian Moore
Connor Lewis
And just for a moment she was free from possession :[
Dominic Morris
No, never mind. My mistake.
Luis Parker
Angel Nguyen
Getting awfully "Columbo" in here, not that I mind that at all.
Jason Thomas
Joshua Thomas
At least she has manners
Alexander Walker
IT'S TIME
Parker Jenkins
Brayden Wright
>thinking of miracles occurring in feudal Japan
user...
Jordan Robinson
Usagi you fool
Isaiah Torres
Isaac Taylor
Usagi, sometimes you are too nice for your own good.
Oliver Hernandez
Wyatt Thomas
Awkward one-sided conversation is awkward.
Samuel Price
David Evans
This bitch
Connor Jones
Brayden Sanchez
>literally gets vassals of great lords to owe her patronage
No wonder she can treat Usagi like shit.
Connor Clark
Hunter Russell
Samuel Ramirez
Kayden Richardson
Even Usagi is sick of your shit, you old bitch.
Jace Fisher
Good thing no one ever died of a brain bleed in feudal Japan.
Mason Perez
Colton Diaz
Oh, no, it wasn't a one-time thing. It is *continually* the worst.
James White
Matthew Gray
Isaac Hughes
Wasn't this a stranger mission in RDR 1/2?
Angel Barnes
Even if she has a sad backstory, she is still a cunt.
Eli Moore
This reminds me of this little incident some years ago.
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Jack Green
Angel Green
Have you ever played Puzzles and Dragons?
Brayden Taylor
Nicholas Hughes
Landon White
Now you are getting it.
Welcome to feudal Japan.
Liam Robinson
What a total bitch. We'll be lucky if Harumi poisons her tea.
Jose Harris
Austin Lewis
Look at how happy he is in the fourth panel.
Nolan Ross
RE-ENTER OUR BIG BAD
Noah Ortiz
Anthony Wilson
HIRE A SAMURAI
Joseph Morales
>trying to kill an eldritch abomination with material means
Fool.
Adam Perez
>These country bumpkins—Always exaggerating!
Sounds like bad news.
Jonathan Allen
Zachary Carter
Dylan Turner
Poor Gennosuke, seeing him spend all this money just breaks your heart, doesn't it?
Landon Mitchell
Keiko is horrifying. But that's what exposure to Jei does to you.
Kayden Ross
like heathocliffu-san?
Hunter Jones
I love seeing Usagi when he's lighthearted
Nicholas Miller
Carson Adams
>element of surprise
speak of the rhino
It's just friendly banter.
Parker Phillips
Kayden Cruz
Logan Evans
Look how good friends they are!
Nicholas Moore
No one can escape Jei.
Ian Hall
>What could happen to me here
famous lasts words.
Tyler Wilson
Cooper Carter
>minor enter
Nathan Roberts
>when even Gen can't afford you
Bentley Thomas
Angel White
Looks like he encountered Hayashi in that upper middle part, so unfortunately it seems that Harumi didn't poison the old crone.
Liam Flores
Leo Gonzalez
Kevin Johnson
Gen is brutal.
Gabriel Jenkins
>One day foreigners could come snooping into Edo.
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Camden Rogers
Jayden Edwards
Usagi looks pretty bad here as if he was fighting a horde of bandits.
Carson Robinson
It was just a prank, bro!
Angel Ramirez
Eli Walker
This is feudal japan, nothing good ever happens here.
Daniel Hill
>31 vertical panels in folding fan style
Jaxon Hernandez
Gabriel Carter
Landon Bailey
Jesus Usagi that is some Alex Honnold grip strength.
Angel White
Wyatt Long
>Imagine armies swooping down from the skies. They would be unbeatable!
Oh, like VDV?
Xavier Davis
Hudson Butler
>I'm going to jump over the falls!
Oh no.
Aaron Myers
Mason Gomez
Sebastian James
well that's morbid
Lincoln Ross
Poetic justice is a dangerous by-product of meddling.
Jackson Lopez
Jack Rodriguez
Ok, this is no longer bad, this is delightful.
Ayden Allen
Nolan Taylor
Connor Powell
>Nowhere, Tono.
>Even *your* lands are feudal Japan.
Anthony Stewart
Ryan Mitchell
I don't know why but that "Go." felt very authoritative.
Grayson Hughes
Christopher Morris
>You WILL have fun, Tomoe.
Carson Reyes
What did that one guy say when he died 10 storytimes ago? Shabu-Shabu or something? In the really big panel with a bunch of death sounds?
Robert Sanders
Logan King
Trout!
Aiden Gonzalez
Usagi is like a kid in a candystore.
Tyler Cox
Luke Baker
Nathaniel Rodriguez
>Slash first questions later
Brayden James
Right, trout trout!
Ian Cox
based OP
Blake Baker
Carter Lee
Easton Cruz
What were those panels for?
William Perez
>how do you know this, Tomoe?
>...it was revealed to me in a dream
Dominic Davis
privacy, looking cool
Hudson Peterson
Yeah, that was pretty stupid of her.
Levi Green
Nolan Miller
Jack White
Based "I had a dream about it" Tomoe
Ayden Phillips
I think Stan is mostly relating another very real part of Japanese history, during the Tokugawa Shogunate, when christianity was actively suppressed and believers were either forced to publicly renounce their faith or face execution, often by crucifixion (a la Noodles style)
There's a very good movie from the 70s called Silence about a missionary going to Japan at this time despite the known peril of persecution and death
Aaron Carter
Josiah Bell
Elijah Price
Oliver Anderson
>FLOOOooo
Leo Johnson
A succubus!
Adrian Gray
She's not a real ghost! She didn't tug on her hair!
Austin Lee
Liam Moore
Nah, he just becomes roommates with Buddha.
Bentley Barnes
Mason Sanders
How many vengeful woman spirits have we encountered so far?
James Ross
Panel 4 is... ominous.
Dylan Moore
John Scott
He's just a little mad....
Jacob Moore
Don't worry about it, Im sure it's nothing...
heh. heh. heh. heh...
Joshua Peterson
It does seem significant, doesn't it? Senzo's about to go feudal Japan.
Daniel Harris
Oh shit, she's a speedrunner!
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Dominic Wood
Juan Cox
Dominic Rodriguez
And yet he doesn't react too much whenever Informant is around.
Dominic Davis
Oliver Peterson
Sebastian Perry
ACAFJ
All Cops Are Feudal Japan
Noah Jones
Jaxson Davis
wouldn't that mean you're projecting into Usagi?
Are you feeling a inexplicable urge to meddle?
Carson Gomez
Wyatt Gomez
Tell me about Nezumi, why does he not respect the jitte?
Dominic Campbell
Jayden Lee
he is criminal scum and maybe the police assistant
Alexander Lee
Caleb Sanders
>the upcoming show is full of kiddie stuff, why can't we get a true adaptation of the comic?
Gee, I wonder.
Caleb Smith
Alexander Barnes
What speedrun should I watch to make this sensible to me? I played the game but it was 15 years ago.
Hunter Baker
Gavin Watson
spoiler alert: they won't
>I think Stan is mostly relating another very real part of Japanese history
That's also my understanding. But personally I can't help but notice that japanese deities were depicted as animal people while Jesus was not.
Robert Evans
It's Rocket Robinhood (minus the rocket)
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Evan Garcia
Carter Long
Is exorcism a head priest power?
Jackson Reyes
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This one includes some explanatory clips.
But seriously, speedrunning is a helluva scene.
Ian Moore
Austin Anderson
:(
But it's a youkai story, it totally fits!
Wyatt Thompson
Damn Usagi is ripped. Now I can see why girls are all over him.
Owen Brooks
I don't think there's anything to it. the crucifix doesn't even have much detail to make out if it's a human or not
Austin Carter
William Nguyen
TAKENOKO NO
Nathaniel Baker
She's so cool.
Jose Morgan
Owen Morales
Julian Robinson
Mason Richardson
Stupid Sexy Usagi
Caleb Gonzalez
Aiden Turner
"I wonder if his question could have had a second meaning?"
"Hush wife! You know that under Shogunate law peasants are not allowed swords, guns, or irony."
Christopher Young
Parker Morris
I learned what sound a fox makes all by myself around 2007. I was nocturnal for work, and on a night off, was taking a walk around 3am.
I heard a woman screaming. Again and again. Is that what it sounds like? Why does the sound keep repeating methodically? I wondered. I had to call the cops, but where would I send them? I had to find the souce of the sound.
I left the bike path through a cutaway into forested surburbia. I was barely able to make out the street names using the screen of my flip phone as a flashlight. I followed the noise through the dark wooded streets for long minutes that felt like an eternity. -The screaming getting closer and closer, louder and louder. Less and less human. Is someone beating a dog? I thought. Until, there, on somebody's front lawn, was some kind of animal, in the darkness. It looked at me, and ran away, into the deeper wooded darkness of the back yards. And I saw its tail and figured it was a fox. I managed to find my way back to the main drag and went about my day(nocturnal).
So, what I'm saying is, I have always felt an inexplicable urge to meddle.
Angel Murphy
Leo Ramirez
Asher Rivera
so what does the fox say?
Henry Collins
what's the decapitation count?
This type of a scene shows on covers, but it's nice to see in actual comic.
Wyatt Gonzalez
Jordan Cooper
Awww, if it weren't for all the worse happenings, this would be the worst.
Logan Flores
Hunter Torres
>The moment Usagi saw through katsuichi's bullshit
Grayson Sanchez
Cameron Smith
"But sir, you're an arrogant and prideful man of wealth and many hidden vices, and I am just a beautiful maiden who mysteriously appeared with no family or past, it would not be proper for us to consort together, however, I will reluctantly accept, oh yes, I have some suggestions about how you could best manage your domains..."
Bentley Nguyen
HeeHaiOUu!!
Repeatedly.
Hudson Rivera
Samuel Jenkins
Oh, or maybe this
Cooper Rogers
Justin Johnson
A positive ending! In feudal Japan even!
Samuel Myers
now that's scary
Nolan Gonzalez
With all the talk of "The worst" what's your thought on "The best?"; because this one stands out for me as a top 5 happy ending from the series.
Jaxson Foster
WOW
David Reed
Brody Thomas
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It's uncanny, it sounds just like how it sounds at clothing sales.
Asher Ramirez
Logan Lee
As the actual worst poster, this might well be the second-happiest, with only Zato-Ino beating it.
Alexander Hernandez
Probably the one where Ito recovers from his arrow wound thanks to Gen and Usagi.
Blake Watson
Wyatt Miller
Tyler Long
And why he survived for so long.
Jackson Thompson
Kayden Butler
Uh-oh.
Carter Bennett
Carter Howard
Eyy it's best girl again!
Asher Gomez
Oliver Taylor
we still didn't get to best girl yet
David Watson
Next story must have double suffering to compensate!
Alexander Walker
Perhaps he was wondering, why would you incarcerate a man, before bringing the powerful corrupts to justice?
Robert Ramirez
Lucas Bailey
Really? Something to look forward to, then. We're still pretty early in the series, right?
Dominic Howard
Who knew indeed.
Levi Hernandez
Carson Ross
we're more or less in the middle
Evan Torres
MINIS?!
Darn. Licensed 2003, all out of print, no molds extant anymore.
Carter Hall
Josiah Wilson
Aw fuck.
Juan Hughes
Not even CAD-files?
Wyatt Roberts
Jose Green
that's it for today.
tomorrow, it will be a good time to be a tomoe fan.
Carter Nguyen
Can you tell me how long it will be until we get to the (crappy) noble poet and the murder mystery at a roadside inn?
Jace Phillips
Ok, pretty good. It's funny, I had been thinking about The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck, and wishing to read something with that kind of scope and operatic sweep. And then I saw the first storytime for Usagi (first time I'd seen the first one live) and I thought "hey that might scratch that itch". And it is! (Thanks for posting.)
Pity feudal Japan is just the worst.
I had a thought. People have mentioned that the cartoon has to be anti-monster because you can't have them fighting people. But I just thought how it would be nice if all Usagi had to fight were monsters and society was ok, and then I really grokked why they're going in the broad direction they are.
The yo-yo is still idiotic, though.
Colton Mitchell
Interestedly this seems to be the inspiration to one of the early stories.
Justin Bennett
I dunno, I just found this:
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Cooper Morales
Fun fact, I wrote The Life and Rimes of Scrooge McDuck before catching it, and now I'm picturing him flyting.
Carson Jones
>I had been thinking about The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck
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Ethan Campbell
Can't wait
Tomorrow's story is Stan on the top of his game and personally my absolute favorite of the series
though I haven't read past Two Hundred Jizo
Evan Cox
Allright then.
I was just thinking that with 3D model files one could possibly 3D print them.
Jace Adams
it's volume 29 so in 9 days
glad you're enjoying it. it's always nice to see new readers
Wyatt Adams
Good time to be a Tomoe fan eh?
Im sure the stories we will be reading tomorrow will be GOLDEN...
Luis Phillips
You can tell someones is stupid because when you call them stupid they get offended.
Ethan Allen
>9 days
Ah, well then.
I have to hold this one poem in me until then.
Hunter Stewart
Now the storytime is over I can post this, it's the first thing my mind went to when I saw that cover and I hate it.
Kevin Martin
Goddamn it, Gen
Daniel Jones
The real reason is probably that Stan was wary of any potential blowback from depicting Jesus as an animal person. As far as I know, there aren't nearly as many hardcore Shinto practitioners nowadays as there are Christians.
Aiden Ward
So that's 2 people who having died from cliff out of 10 who've jumped?
Oh well too late to start counting now, I'll save it for next year.
Blake Long
>starving christians were attacked by their brothers in faith from europe
Jackson Ward
Yes, a murderer, robber and possible rapist gets to live his old days peacefully with no repercussions because he feels bad about what he did and recently helped with a leaky roof and a broken leg, so it totally evens out. In the meantime, multiple children were starving and dozens of families still suffer because he killed their sole providers during his bandit days. Even in modern times he'd rot in prison till he croaks.
Noah Morgan
This guy will later build a fucking Gundam
Jose Hernandez
I would love to read an Stan story about the Simpsons in feudal Japan.
Andrew Roberts
Luke Moore
>If you weren't honorable why else would you go on a murder spree.
Jaxson Gomez
Moeagare! Moeagare! Moeagare Usagiii!
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Austin Fisher
>Nezumi Kozo lived in 1820
So over 200 years apart from Usagi's times!
Oliver Sanchez
Julian Ward
Infernal beasts.
Luis Flores
"How did you come upon this knowledge?"
"It was revealed to me in a thumbnail, I have no clue what it actually says so most of what I just said was made up!"
Kek!
David Price
What's this an image for Ari*?
*Ari=Ants
Cooper Harris
Didn't realize I saved that wrong
Liam Cook
It's the grumpy old hag but with more human-like proportions.
Sebastian Brooks
WHAT
Eli Flores
Hello! I'm back after a short break. While I'm running out of interesting material to post, there is still this one cool thing: a Star Wars story by Stan Sakai! Remember when both UY and SW were at Dark Horse?
Alexander Evans
kek, now for sure Gen will find Inazuma.
Charles Kelly
Sadly this is a Phantom Menace prequel comic, but eh, I've posted worse.
It's not canon, unless it is.
Ethan Reyes
You'll see. In time.
Anthony Nelson
Caleb Cook
We do have a lot of instances where Usagi wins by having the high ground
Luis Martinez
Jaxon Butler
Someone needs to story time Tag and Bink one of these days
Easton Green
This is the shogunate,thousands of towns inhabited by Japanese. Once united in peace under the Emperor.
But for the last three hundred years it has been consumed by savage wars.
Until a new enemy appeared, mysterious invaders known as Tako*.
Powerful and ruthless they struck like lightning, attacking every province at once.
But they made one big mistake. They attacked my home town!
Now in the spirit of the shogunate ancient enemies are reunited!
And we're gonna take back our islands!
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Jose Watson
Daniel James
Now this is pod racing.
It hurt to type that.
Charles Lopez
>the 70s
Wait, so the movie with Andrew Garfield and Adam Driver is a remake? Or I guess a new adaptation? Very interesting user I learned something I didn't know today.
Matthew Jenkins
Damn Ti'lek's walk around like that? Funny that we don't see Stan draw much fanservice, it's well known that artists are super horny and durry ones even more so.
Gabriel Davis
And another one
Levi Roberts
Forgot to add the translation like a dummy.
(*Octopus)
Anthony Bennett
The power of CHRIST (tm) has temporarily clouded their judgement, allowing Usagi to make good on his escape
Easton Butler
Top kek!
Asher Torres
Funny you mention it...
Ayden Nelson
If you want to do something yourself.
Sebastian Parker
Saved for the folder.
Grayson Anderson
>Murderanon started the storytime
>but each page is uploaded by Anonymous
Lads, I think we have a sussy baka amongus
Wyatt Bell
Top notch work
William King
And that's it for Star Wars. Now let's end my contribution to this year's storytime in my style: with official Sakai pin-ups!
Ayden Wilson
look how happy he is
Sakai likes this type of stories when actions have big but seemingly unconnected consequences.
Jack Scott
Remind me, is Chief Ito the same terrible boss from Usagi's last encounter with Ishida?
Kevin Rodriguez
We start with a simple Usagiverse crossover beach episode...
Elijah Collins
Don't do it user you gotta fight it! Fight those impure dark kami thoughts!
Gabriel Hughes
Nope, this one is from the same clone vats they picked Kagemaru out of.
In other words he is a carbon copy of the guy who got killed in an earlier story, but not the same guy.
Christopher Russell
But how about Usagi meeting the Dirty Pair?
Adrian Hughes
Oh look Nii's got his own jitte now too. Boy's moving on up in the world.
Samuel Parker
A couple years ago, actually probably like 5 years ago fuck, some user mentioned they were an artist at some furrycon that Stan was attending.
Apparently pass around a big piece of paper and have every artists draw something on it.
The user forgot they were supposed to keep all the drawings PG so he did like a nude furry and handed it to Stan to do the next drawing.
Stan saw the user's drawing and apparently he had such a horrified look on his face the user immediately apologized and hastily drew some clothes over the nude.
I'm probably getting some details wrong, but I always thought that was really fucking funny.
Dominic Johnson
What's it like not having a soul?
Nicholas Harris
Well, Inazuma showed a hint of boobies the one time she could relax.
There's also nonzero of fanservice if you're into men in fundoshi.
Tyler King
you saw nothing
its better than accidentally post in other boards with the name on
Luke Mitchell
He's like a cool version of the sheriff from Rambo
Kayden Roberts
I'm going to be honest this was painful to read
oh boy where is this going
Hunter Morgan
And finally something really spicy if you're in the know: a Chirality pic. Stan has good taste.
Well, that's it for me this year. From now on I'll be just another user in the crowd. Thanks and goodnight!
Adrian Murphy
yep, original film by Masahiro Shinoda, based on a novel by a Japanese author who was a practicing catholic.
If you want to experience some cinematic whiplash check out his filmography
brooding yakuza, frenetic samurai, modern day satire, interpersonal dramatic thiller, the aforementioned Silence. He is all over the place
Anthony Ward
Ah it wasn't that bad
Finally some proper fanservice
Angel Wilson
kek'ed and checked
Christopher Garcia
Sadly I must tell you that short story was better than most modern star wars comics.
The Dark horse days were the best for them.
Nicholas Foster
Well. That's certainly something.
Henry Wood
anyone seen the pointless question, arouse inducing image meme?
Dominic Harris
thank you! you were a blessing (and a curse) to the threads
John Williams
"Sign my petition, or it'll be your surviving family members"
Brayden Peterson
>Even in modern times he'd rot in prison till he croaks.
Wow, so we'd waste even more time and money just to torture a man rather than bring actual justice all so we could prevent him from actually paying back his debt to society that he is already doing without further prodding
Joseph Lopez
I don't know, ask the murderer, robber and a possible rapist.
Parker Carter
We all saw that
Liam Watson
I like these very yojimbo/spaghetti western moments with Gen, like the "keep this entirely generous tip....but first give me some info"
Ayden Jenkins
Don't forget that Stan did this pic of Tomoe
Gavin Robinson
Beheading a guy made by a family member doesn't cost any taxes!
Chase Collins
>stupid Biff
Jordan Carter
HERE WE GO!
Jacob Torres
If Jei possesed someone around Keiko's age
What would she call him? Nii-san?
Parker Scott
>local nerd saved by wandering meddler, science boner too stiff to let him quit while he's ahead
Ryder Diaz
Correct nor does flogging
Jayden Lee
>local bully not so tough after being raped (by karma)
Carson Robinson
He doesn't tell him next time either
Eli Gray
To-MOE looks like such a babe kitted out in full samurai armor.
Luke Carter
"We should forgive him, because he feels bad and acts good now" is on par with "We should forgive him, because he has a sad backstory". How about he actually has to work for that forgiveness and not just start fresh in another place without ever facing the consequences? It's not just about the hatamoto, he was a murdering bandit for years.
Jose James
I love Usagi always banging on doors
Blake Taylor
>Well, Inazuma showed a hint of boobies the one time she could relax.
I got the folder with user's famous Onsen Catfight, but it's scrambled and I don't remember the proper order.
Brayden Ortiz
Making a bold assumption but i am willing to bet he's drawn lewds at some point in his career much like Tezuka and Barks
Jeremiah Reyes
No you didn't, that man doesn't exist anymore.
Check-mate.
Asher Watson
I wonder if Sanshobo was particularly devout in his secular life, because transitioned seamlessly from samurai general to Sasuke-Lite
Aaron Brown
Sure kick the dead, no trouble would come from this.
Owen Nelson
Yeah, but those were commoners so they don't count.
Hunter Baker
>How about he actually has to work for that forgiveness
but he is? he's living in poverty, going around villages helping people. how else is he going to work for forgiveness?
Ryder Jackson
Ishida would like to have a word with you.
Juan Peterson
damn foreigners, they are not human!
Isaiah Harris
In the end our past always catches up with us.
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Ian Kelly
I wouldn't call them preachy outside of the Christian belief of not treating people like its feudal Japan.
Jacob Rivera
It's near impossible to track the families of people he killed and try to repay them, but maybe he could start by stopping his former comrades from doing more harm (at least rat them out to the cops) and not allowing them to rampage for years till a young samurai with a personal vendetta finally stops them?
Kevin Gomez
>Tezuka
I hope Stan isn't going to try to imitate the master
Colton Rogers
>bows politely to his hosts even though they are peasants
>aks them nicely for the information they need
>doesn't kill the man and rape the woman
>leaves
Matabei is too pure and good for feudal Japan
Adrian Price
>you activated my trap card
So by your own admission, the priest should have lost his head.
Nicholas Hughes
Yeah, took me a second to realize it was a single image.
Charles Jenkins
And imprisonment is a poor fucking punishment. Either kill the man dead for his sins or accept his restitution.
And he is making restitution, actively paying back what he took from society in the manner available to him. This isn't just him feeling bad, this is him operating a charity with tangible benefits until the day he dies. Whether you find that a worthwhile substitute for execution is your prerogative but don't pretend he's only paying lip service.
Gavin Allen
You activated my uno reverse card.
Im a different user and just decided to butt in on this conversation!
Tyler Perez
Thats why I thought for the longest time.
Matthew Roberts
Enter best thief.
Jaxon Anderson
he probably did rat them out, but the police couldn't catch them (they're bandits)
and I think you're missing the point. the man has gone from a killer to a good man who helps others, and he concedes and apologies to the vendetta samurai he was wrong. have you ever heard of this kirishitan concept called "forgiveness"?
Juan Ross
Jaxson Ortiz
Was Town Called Hell (and Return) storytimed already or is it bound to happen? For some strange reason, I fucking love this one because it has reasonable antagonist and a surprising happy ending
Jonathan Taylor
He was ready to atone with his head, user. Take your complaints to the meddler.
Alexander Smith
Enter Inspector Ishida again.
Chase Hall
So if a world renowned children surgeon who saved thousands of kids or a billionaire philanthropist who sponsors countless charities was suddenly found guilty of rape and murder, we should give them a slap on the wrist and let him go so they can repay that murder by doing more good? Because it makes as much sense as forgiving a vile murderer turned caring priest. Same shit, different angle.
John Bailey
youtube.com
I like this version more
Wyatt Lewis
Hahaha, get fucked Udon
Jackson Ward
yeah I thought I remembered that guy dying at the end. I guess Ishida himself wasn't an option for promotion to chief inspector directly with his far-left pinko liberal "justice applies to everyone equally" demagougery
Christopher Stewart
Really? What did he expect at a furrycon, of all things?
Lincoln Davis
I think it's still ahead of us.
Jeremiah Flores
if he confessed and repented? yes.
if he continues again, no
Owen Nguyen
New boss, same shit.
Jace Walker
Have you ever heard of such an outrageous concept as law?
>And saith Jesus unto them: ‘Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar’s; and unto God the things that are God’s’.
Isaac Russell
Guess, what, it is this album that started me off. The Sands of Time song is on my favorites now.
Oliver Davis
>you can kill people if it's just this one time and you promise to behave
kek
Colton Martin
nice
Joshua Evans
look I know there is some sort of way to explain it but I'm not smart enough to do it
Adrian Carter
Stop spreading your barbarian mind poison or I'll call the magistrate!
Jaxon Perez
If they were certain to not do it again and the kin/those affected are fine with it then sure. Nigger was ready to die to prove he accepted his sin and the son of one he murdered accepted his repentance as genuine.
Regardless you miss my fucking point, i don't care about either of that shit I care that you suggested imprisonment as if its anywhere close to a good outcome for literally anybody.
Landon Morris
The chief of police is not quite a carbon copy of his predecessor this one seem a little fatter.
Jackson Reyes
At least 4.
Don't worry about it.
Chase Howard
"A girl does what she has to in order to get by..."
Liam Perry
Nezumi stealing Kitsune's earning when?
Owen Hernandez
He doesn't get paid so no yojimboing.
Daniel Jackson
Informant's greed is simply so great that it breaks the scale and renders him undetectable.
Dominic Ross
BTW
Old Testament is explicitly mentioning that multiple gods exists (aka Elohim, it has both singular and plural meaning), but Hebrews were only allowed to worship YHWH.
So back then there was no monotheism, but more like "transition mode" between polytheism and monotheism. I keep forgetting that word, i.e. you worship only one god, but you acknowledge the existence of others.
Hence why "Thou shalt have no other gods before me" has actual sense.
King Solomon had allowed to have some Canaan gods to be worshipped alongside YHWH like Chemosh. There was some other one, but my mind is blank.
Noah Gray
Marvelous.
Ayden Howard
Usagi's sweaty muscles
Jordan James
user, you'd set a precedent which would make the system stupid easy to abuse and would allow people with great fortunes and high social status to get away with murder almost every single time. That'd take law back to middle ages. Don't turn us into feudal Japan.
In historical context, the priest is commendable for changing his ways. But he is still a killer who settled into a cozy new life, in a comic where Usagi kills schmucks just for chasing after Kitsune.
Zachary Sanchez
I think it differs from case to case
Carter Davis
He has strong morals. But you might know from previous investigation that he is somewhat obsessed with justice to be served.
Austin Reed
Wait till we get to the drum story.
Austin Nelson
I meant Ishida's boss.
Henry Thompson
Aww fuck, time to get some sleep. My reading comprehension fails me.
Landon Diaz
She's giving the whole "hot girl in uniform" vibe, except actually practical (for the time) and feudal Japan.
Asher Roberts
Now that would be a battle but who would win? Kitsune has the tricks but Nezumi has the movability.
Angel Reyes
Awesome, birthday Usagi thread
Samuel Hernandez
>the drum story
Thomas Lopez
Man this reminds me of a discussion I had with my mother the other day, She basically admitted she is very hard person to deal with but also that she doesn't have any intentions of changing.
Jaxson Wright
She wasn't this crazy or creepy when we first meet her