I dare you to do it, Yea Forums

me so horny :(

I was smart

Why me, God?

I am alive

this thread sucks

i will wait

Table for one

The birth rates

Crying while masterbating

A sad story

For sale, baby.

Here it comes.

But she died.

gods not dead

garbage

decent

great

13% commits 50%

You are dead

D sharp minor

white people exist

Thank you for the (you)

Everyday it rained

i want die

Enough is enough.

Post body

Nothing happened really

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Why don't you?
can't take it
Hi, Mom, I
If you don't
[set in Japan] Call me sometime
you're kidding her
dude, don't not
Takes one to

>He he e?

this one's actually pretty good, good job user

show vegene pls

Not tall enough

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so that's that

resources are finite

I loved you.

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My diary desu

They slapped me

Irish not welcome

my writing career

sagging husk untouched

boring faggot poster

Niggers raped me.

How's your writing going Daizaanon?

He wasn't enough.

Is it in?

13% of population

FUCK FUCK FUCK

World is fuck

bites the dust

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Went on a long walk today, maybe four hours, worked on it a bit this morning and will do some more tonight though. It's progressing very well, thank you for asking. Still trying to get it sad enough that the readers will commit suicide. Poor business model but a great aesthetic.

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The plague ended

white pride worldwide

If only i...

I miss you
I missed home
I miss home
I missed you

Lucky died alone

White birth rates

Dad, I'm female.

Women? Voting? Yikes.

Mom. I'm male.

>Abridged classic

No can do.

Ah great. So did you have sexual intercourse this past weekend? Or did you reject people for me?

I'm fine. Really..

I’m :3 ofc no face necessary

never been kissed

You got bamboozled

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Entwined explosive abandon!

based and redpilled

Show me your naked body NOW.

Life is futile

What's your order?

Not me :3

>for sale: children's shoes, never used.
No, it has to be three words.
>for sale: children
Yeah that works.

My life desu

Exclusively for women

/pol/ was right

haha..........please laugh

mom made pancakes

Comedy

And me right?

Please, PLEASE tell me that two weekends ago you were lying.

I know now that you were lying about your age, if you had sex two weekends ago I suppose I’ll have to leave you alone but I very much doubt it. What did she look like :3

Op's mom's anus.

Laid down dying

The Jews won.

He was right

Of course not

But you were lying about your age yes?

underrated

But her emails

mistakes were made

he said a sad story

My diary desu

Not his baby

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I loved him....

Dad, wake up.

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Not Penny's boat

Two, counting God

I failed you

Entry, inquiry, loss

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An empty life

This guy is creepy

pp poo poo

A sad story

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If you find anything about the butterfly tripfag attractive you're fucked.

Waiting for salvation

You should go...

She left again

Please move on

Hoping doesn't work

Are you there?

i'm still alive

publish this before someone else does

"You're still waiting?"

Still no GF

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Mom is dead

Wait for me

maybe tomorrow's better

Not you. Him.

Perception is fantasy

Things always change

Oh sorry i guess this is more of a horror story than a sad one

Never said goodbye.

It’s not creepy for simply remembering things that someone said. I’ve caught her lying red handed btw, that is a smoking gun if you actually care.

There’s no way she had sex two weekends ago

I'm an artist

Mister Nigger McFuckjew

Pillow and duvet

Yes, you are creepy. Fucking weirdo

Hitler was right

No, one cares.

None even knew.

Gay, for pay

Why man? I’m not really stalking her or something. Over time she has shown interest in me. At one point I kept the screencaps now I don’t even bother.

She was basically asking me what kind of movies and shit I liked, where I worked etc

She did this thing that women do where they just say we don’t have anything in common, despite the fact that she and I do have a few things in common.

But that was the block for her and I. She is making an exception for me and not you. And you’re just pissed because I want her to not have sex, and it looks like she isn’t.

Women like attention dipshit

Please, stop replying to me. Pic related is me every time I read one of your posts.

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is this the real butterfly? i thought the real trip started with an “o”

You’re just trolling me I take it. You see her responses. She isn’t creeped out at all. We have a good time actually and many times I can guarantee I’m making her laugh.

You’re just jealous.

Who????

>Butterfly is sockpuppetting again

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I'm gay btw

Nope, it’s not me.

Naw. Both are mine. I hate trips. Wish I wasn’t forced to use them

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still love her

Oh, not you

>she isn't creeped out at all
Well, I am

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more like tampon-puppeting haha

>It's a attention whore tripfag derails the thread episode.

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shidding and farding

Because creative differences.

I don’t care about you

She never cared

I'm always alone

I should go

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Sit somewhere else.

i-is it in?

But Hitler failed.

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mother died today

The others lived

This post seriously makes my penis hard.

My life. PepeHands.

i like this one

I failed her

tomorrow is undesired

I lived, once.

Shamone!

i love anime

based instagram poster

I could have

here are your final grades
congratulations to all

great
ok
shit

He never scored.

My son died.

My wife died.

Death never comes.

I tried again.

You're not funny

Really I'm fine

S(HE) S(HIT) (HER)SELF

I'm not okay.

Life never ends.

And she left.

And yet... Yet...

Darkness overcame all.

The light faded...

my balls itch

He was small

Acknowledge my existence!

I was here.

babby shoe pooped

they died quietly

Thanks mate. first time somebody acknowledged my literary talent.

Returned baby clothes

I couldn't help

Baby meat: FRESH

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are you done?

Waited, nobody came.

Seasick,still docked

Moot left forever

No internet connection.

These stories are supposed to be sad, not hilarious, uplifting, or life affirming.

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It won't be

I'm not here

It's not now

>flowers for algernon

Now that was actually good.

That's five words, idiot.
Expected to see a variation of this, couldn't think of one myself. Well done.

My own life

Woke up again :(

Made me drink

Niggers are immortal

Dad Beat Me

Alone among many

Shart after fart.

Please, rape her.

All an illusion

Do you have discord?

Muslims in Europe

shidded, farded, cuumed.

Damn...

And She left.

fucking kek i laughed so hard that i had to explain it to my boomer dad

/pol/ was right.

My dog died

Where is God ?

not into guys

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"Our nigga dead".

Kek.

What is left

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oh you, lol

Maybe one day

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Miss you Mom.

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Mother died today

Too many notes.

Old pains remain

His light dimmed

His colors dulled

I am tired.

Too short, sorry.

I really liked the last one

And but so

So (Redd)it goes

Self published author

Oof.

So it goes.

He never lived

You're so quiet

DEAD BABY SHOES

s a d

CRASH, golden retriever.

Yea Forums. sleep. repeat.

I'll make it.

No more tendies

i was born

I stopped wanting

Wait, that's too many

I am unwell.
t. David

The pair split

She wasn’t her

He still waits

Not to be.

Oh, it's Christmas.

>that feeling when

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Hours in WoW

Just one twin.

A lone twin.

I am sane

Father, please, no

All can't out

Me, all along.

No more time

Half-Life 3

Straight to DVD

Rape train conductor.
Parkinsons jenga tournament.
Dumpster meth baby.

Beautiful.

That's 2 words you dumbfuck neckbeard.

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>user can't count to three
Is that you, Gabe?

Why'd you come

Ca-ca poo-poo pee-pee.

Not bad!

Never loved twice

Time for work

Never seen light

She adored horseradish.

Spank me, master.

I'll be home.

Her charming farts.

God is silent

Premature hair loss.

I'm still here.

global nigger tumult

SHOE UNWORN SALE

Butterfly posted something

The evil west

Kramer from Seinfeld

USA past 1960

Expired condoms sale.

Subscribe to Pewdiepie.

Jennifer dumped me

gamers rise up

My peepee small.

She had headcrab.

Alexa, play Despacito

live in society

awoke, friends gone

dream not real

drunken erectile dysfunction

And he tried.

My whole life

Please release me.

Why even exist

GOD DAMN MEXICAN MEMES

Third world immigration.

I remember Dimitri Martin managed to make a 4 word joke work. It was:

Cannibals make me dinner

he never tried

You look different.

Your ass smells

Nothing is important

Mapmakers were Kings

Even Doctors die

Both guns fired

Tanks destroyed grass

The coffin screamed

Empty wheelchair found

Food didn't last

Nooses were hanged

The mute cursed

long live napoleon

"After careful consideration..."

Let hit juul

I followed paranoids

balls hanging low

testicles after decades

penis cannot reach

micropenis, great depression

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varix on scrotum

Raise him well

son began transitioning.

Honk honk honk

There it is. Was waiting for it.

Last cell dies

We are real.