Tfw I work 8 hours a day as a security guard

>tfw I work 8 hours a day as a security guard
>tfw I'm being paid to sit around for 8 hours and read
I beat the system

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Poast physique.

stop LARPing

>tfw a technichian and I can listen to audiobooks or music all day while working

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As a warehouse manager, I just sit alone in a small room all day long, and tell a bunch of illegals to unload a truck 5-6 times a day. I get at least 4-5 hours hours to read every shift + break

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I push wheelchairs at airport as part time. Mostly sitting on my ass waiting to get sent somewhere. I know that feel user.

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>I am "caretaker" of a hotel
>I literally get paid to stay in an enormous villa with beautiful scenery reading and writing the great american novel
It's great.Job wasn't taken because of some old ghost story lmao.

>Stephen King reference
bugs..

Envisioning your life in anything greater than a 1 day increment would be terribly depressing, suicide enducing even. Glad I’m not you!!

>all of these people are reading books instead of doing their jobs

Thanks for shitting up the workforce, Yea Forums

Especially that one warehouse manager who fucking reads all day. Jfc no wonder they ship labor overseas

>studying a career that i hate
>spend all my time studying
>don't time for anything else
>read like 30 minutes daily just before i sleep

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>implying it's not a Kubrick reference
Never read Stephen King.Don't even know if he's English or American.

>work with the mentally disabled
>8 hours of meticulous empathy, patience, and making sure I don't get hit, bit, or shit on by clients
>come home and post on Yea Forums
we must imagine Sisyphus happy

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You're on Yea Forums you illiterate shit, not Yea Forums.

Nice wage slave mentality wagie

>being a lazy fuck is a good thing!

based and carepilled

>I'm illiterate because I haven't read some g*nre fiction shit
>now I can't make the references I want when I see fit
Fuck off faggot

>tfw I work 8 hours a day as a janitor
>tfw I'm not being paid to sit around for 8 hours and read
I am the system

>used to work as a security guard
>wanted to read but had to do front desk at a condo so I went browsing on computers instead
I did get to finish reading The Plague by Camus because of my security job though, but that was when I was in the backroom on occasion

>img
nah dude emotions are dope as fuck and serve as motivators. get laid.

>fell for the STEM meme
>there aren't comfy jobs, everything is stressful

just be a sysadmin at some illiterate small business. ez moni

Stephen King wrote the shining you retard
>I dont even know if he's american even though I do xDDDDD
People irl don't like you do they?

What artist is this by?