You can read the Dhammapada in a day

You probably read a short summarized version of the Principal Upanishads, my version of the same thing was ~500 pages but still missing the complete set of Upanishads.

>2000 page book
Lol, noobs.

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>old testament God
>new testament God

he doesn't change. What the fuck are you smoking

>average lifespan is over 60 years
>complain that you can't read the greatest book of all in an afternoon

Read Upanishads in a day? That like a 100 books!

Ha! I see.

Not like Tao Te Ching or Dhammapada aren't the short version either really. (I found Analects unreadable so who knows I guess)

What's the best way to into upanishads?
t. hindu indian who knows little about actual scriptures

first you have to poo in loo

Go shart in the mart.

They meant that if you couldn't finish a 2000 page book in 16 hours, you're destined for eternal damnation

based isn't it?