Humorless authors

Are there any? I'm looking for authors that never showed any humor in their writings. Before this thread gets rolling, I want to disqualify a few authors who frequently accused of being dark/depressing/humorless:

>Fyodor Dostoevsky
He had a great sense of humor and frequently put intentionally funny scenes in his work.
>Franz Kafka
His work is full of absurdist humor.
>H. P. Lovecraft
He wrote four tales that are pure comedy. Also, Herbert West–Reanimator, one of his most famous horror tales, is intentionally ridiculous schlock.
>Thomas Ligotti
He's a deeply depressed anti-natalist, but many of his stories have a morbid sense of humor.

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I dont recall who said it, but someone wrote that Spengler was the most humorless man he had ever met.

Any female writer

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Soseki
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Thank you friend I wasn't expecting to swipe them up I must admit, but I am here to break our combo.

>soseki
I Am a Cat is extremely funny and light hearted. Retard.