Best openings

ITT post only the finest, most evocative opening paragraphs.

>It wasn’t a surprise when the world ended. The surprise was that humanity didn’t.

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>Call me Ishmael.
three words that signify a ton.

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta

All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

In the beginning God created the heaven for the earth.

>This is the story of a bloodstained boy.

Buck did not read the newspapers

>Someone must have slandered Josef K., for one morning, without having done anything wrong, he was arrested.
First time I’ve read a sentence by Kafka in English. The translation doesn’t do him right.

what does it miss? I quite liked the opening

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold