How am I, a socially retard with zero friends, supposed to right naturally sounding dialogue between two friends?

How am I, a socially retard with zero friends, supposed to right naturally sounding dialogue between two friends?

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*write

*social

How old are you? Serious question.

watch a movie or read a book with the kind of dialogue you want to emulate

real life conversations do not make for good dialogue, good dialogue is not like a real conversation. Learn from the art form you are creating in, not from real life.

Imagination

*natural

*natural-sounding

:3

the best writers were autists you fucking moron lmfao. normies couldnt write good dialogue if they tried, i think its not that you're a social retard that's the problem, it's just that you're an uninspired piece of shit who should never try to become a writer

>naturally sounding
Who the fuck needs that? Did Shakespeare write "naturally sounding" conversations?

die avatarfag

unless you can sufficiently capitalize on your strengths and mitigate your weaknesses, you're fucked.

That's just how people talked back then

just listen to people in public

Why would you write something you don't understand?

make it sounds totally made up by (you) and people will like it
just B yourself

Literature dialog is rarely like real life in my experience

Agatha: Hey bitzznatches, let's head to the in-and-out after work. Plenny 'o cocks to suck there
Beatrice:Yo sho thang kwayn, we gotsta get our drank on furst though, nuttin like that Jäger to get my freak out. What you thankin and drankin, Nic-Nic?
Nicky: You know it sluts, I just need to give Jamal a quick in-and-out before we meet up, you know what I'm sayin bitches?

Really not that hard, OP. Standard analysis of human normie behavior reveals alcohol and coitus-centric discussion related to the method and process of gathering such objects.

Good luck, I'll happily critique any of your progress.

Listen to the conversations around you in public places. You don't even have to talk to anybody.

listen to podcasts

wew lad

Fi sabil Allah

You don't write poetry about how lonly and horny you are then afther your death we can have a nice poetry collection, preferebly you need to KYS

You don't. You write about what you know. I'm guessing that'd be isolation and loneliness.

this post is why we need to have mandatory linguistics classes in high school

Out of curiosity bump

>"Oh man, Fred! I am so glad that you and I are the best of friends," Tim said with a genuine tone in his voice.

>"Yes, dear Tim! I am also highly appreciative of your company! Shall we commence drinking at the local establishment?" Fred inquired, eager as ever for another night on the town.

Is this that hard?

OP why you being the joker, dude?

I'm planning to write a short story this summer and i was wondering if someone has tips or advice on how to create a good story.

watch neil breen's films

"Lol what grade you're in?"

"Sorry I don't talk to other people"

That's about it.

First you need a good opening line. Then a good plot, good dialogue, good characters. Good prose too. Hope that helps.

that movie would creep me out becuase of the relationship with his mother. Hope not be totally me hahahah