If you could fight any author who would you fight?
me? I'd fight corncob
If you could fight any author who would you fight?
Evan Gutierrez
Anthony Flores
The Grimm Bros. I'd take on both of their kraut asses at once.
Luke Mitchell
Laurie Penny
Michael Rogers
I would kick Margaret Atwood right in the pussy.
Hunter Foster
Wrestle with Plato or kick Lao tze in the balls
Daniel Ortiz
Nice choice. I'd like to have a fight with this corncobber too. Really activates my almonds.
John Reyes
Gass. I would really enjoy using the fat belly of (former) America's foremost prose stylist as a punching bag.
Matthew James
you know you can still fight corncob yecarthy, just find where he lives and beat that ass
Cooper Kelly
Arthur Cravan, would be a great fight
Nicholas Jones
His santa fe institute cronies wouldn't let me anywhere near him.
Cameron Perry
DFW
Rich piece of shit.
Dude authentic! Let's see how authentic you really are.
Wyatt Wood
on the one hand, dfw was a big kid in an adult's body. on the other hand you're a Yea Forumsizen going toe to toe with a former athlete with mental illness and, depending at what time in his life you fight him, alcoholism. i think dfw would put you in a body bag and then take himself out a second time for good measure.
Matthew Flores
he works out at Gold’s Gym and his ex pulls guns out of her vagina
Parker Mitchell
I'd fuckin deck Pope and Kant.
Hunter Evans
not with that attitude they won’t. walk the walk fagt
Ryder Young
Kant carried a derringer and once fired it in the middle of a dinner party.
Jaxon Turner
Ok I'll stick to Pope then, that rhyming manlet. It is clear that Kant knows his shortcomings, and how to compensate for them.
Easton King
Marx
Joshua Wood
>le amerifat power fantasy
Samuel White
I would beat up your faggot commie ass too but I doubt you would ever get published. You're probably dyel as well. It would be pretty easy.
Daniel White
I enjoy a challenge.
Daniel Wood
I’d knock the smug look right off her face and wrestle her to the ground.