Just started reading Gilgamesh. Is it just me, or is Gilgamesh a really cartoonish character...

Just started reading Gilgamesh. Is it just me, or is Gilgamesh a really cartoonish character? The description of him is kind of like HE'S BEEN EVERYWHERE. HIS BEARD IS THICK. HIS LEGS MASSIVE. HE FIGHTS ALL THE YOUNG MEN. HE GETS ALL THE WOMEN. And I also like the part where the townspeople are really annoyed at him for getting all the women and fighting all the men, and so they ask god to create a second Gilgamesh to fight him so he'll go away.

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he was the first Gary Stu.
They plead the gods to send a man-beast called Enkidu to be his rival, and then apparently they become best buds but he's still an uncivilized so the solution is for him to have sex with a temple prostitute for a week. It's hard to take the tale seriously just roll with it

>he's still an uncivilized so the solution is for him to have sex with a temple prostitute for a week
the perfidious frau strikes again

he was a chad among betas

Incredible that the first poem of humanity is about a chad with hard dick

LOLOLOLOL

Goku is based on him, not the other way around

@12875809
I wish Vocaroobro would make a vocaroo insulting and roasting you, you dumb, fat useless piece of shit that contributes nothing on this board

I suggest too many books for your liking?
Why the derailing?

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I like butterfly poster! Don't be rude. They seem very unspooked.

@12875899
Your posts are the most insipid shit I've seen here. You don't care about quality or doing your research before posting. Goku was based on Sun Wukong, the protagonist of Journey to the West, not Gilgamesh.

>@12875899
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Memes and tomfoolery bothers you a lot.
I wonder why you’re on 4chin

He thinks I feed off of (You)s. Anonymity does strange things o some people
And he’s probably a very spooked person

Newfags should be gassed

I would agree. People who lurk anonymous boards to say rude things to others are like strange cave dwelling animals, getting territorial about their space. You didn't even do anything wrong. You give some neat suggestions of books. I think it's probably just the anti-spiritual stuff you've posted in the past which makes whiny Christians incensed.

mythology is all about cartoonish chads

Nigga, Goku was based off of Hanuman who is totally real and not "mythology". Didn't you know everything written in sanskrit is the Absolute Truth? Even the refutations the Acaryas wrote on one another

He’s not really a Gary Stu since everyone hates him. The only person who instantly likes him is his exact double.

>be story teller
>notice everyone likes chad/wants to be like chad
>Make a story about Chad
powerful

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everyone hates him til he goes off to his first quest, then they all forget that they hated him

ITT: people surprised the world's oldest story is a little cliche.

having sex with a temple prostitute is symbolic of his transition into manhood, it's an equation of childhood with wildness, and enkidu is wildness