Itt we write the new Jordan Peterson book, one phrase/sentence at a time

I would contribute, but it would depend on what your definition of "write" is. This is clearly an attempt to box me in, and this trickery will not stand.

And if you had that power you would be bloody damn evil. They say "it can work this time" but it never works. It just creates CHAOS.

Triggers /pol/tards like you so it's pretty funny.

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i liked the part where he fantasized about fighiting some kid, his second most important nemesis after Apple Cider, the Herald of Chaos.

WELL IN MY ESTIMATION, IT'S IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE A BLOODY PROCLIVITY FOR RISK TAKING IF YOU WANT TO CLIMB THE DOMINANCE HIERARCHY, AND THAT'S NO JOKE

>Im a nationalisti, social democrat, feminist
and humanist but ok

CHAOS IN UNIVERSE IS MERELY ANOTHER SHADE OF ORDER WHICH IS UNKNOWN TO US.

You mean the fantasized stabbing in his maps book? Don't worry though. just "speak the truth" and that'll vanish right up.

SO JUNG HAD THIS GREAT IDEA. AND HE WAS BLOODY SMART. DON'T READ HIM IF YOU ARE A WOMAN OR A NIGGER

>first minute is just insults to peterson's voice
do you think we have 14 years old?

Which lecture was that?

hitler = stalin = bad

You keep mocking Peterson, but what are some ideas you've ever put forth? Or are you too afraid to ever voice your own views and interpretations, instead choosing to lurk in the shadows and laugh at people who at least try?

You don't need to disagree with something in order to laugh at aspects of it.

>wanting self-help shekels and internet fame
being jordan peterson is like the real life equivalent of jockeying for reddit gold. Why would anyone want that?

ey Tone, we got a real Mudda Theresa ova heeeeear

Heres an idea for you: shut the fuck up faggot

Too brainlet for psychosomatics?

based non-native speaker

Sounded french. Have you cold? Wear a jacket!😃

While I love JP I must admit this is quite accurate.

>THAT'S THE BLOODY THING WITH INSTANT COFFEE. IT'S NO JOKE. LIKE- IT'S LIKE YOU DECIDE-
>OK, SO LET'S SAY YOU TURN IN AN ESSAY AND YOU GET A PRETTY POOR GRADE YOU KNOW, AND YOU FEEL IT'S NOT THE GRADE YOU THINK YOU DESERVED. NOW YOU'VE ENCOUNTERED AN ANOMALY. YOU'VE COME DOWN FROM THE TREES AND YOU'RE LOOKING AT A SNAKE.
>THE GUY WITH THE BIGGEST STICK WILL BE PRETTY POPULAR WITH THE LADIES, MIGHT I ADD, BECAUSE HE'S THE GUY THAT'S FIGURED OUT HOW TO KEEP EVERYONE SAFE. IT'S LIKE...
>IT'S LIKE...
huh.
>IT'S LIKE YOU'RE SITTING THERE LOOKING AT THIS GUY, OK, AND YOU THINK TO YOURSELF, THAT LOOKS DANGEROUS. AND IT BLOODY WELL IS. WELL YOU HAVE A CHOICE.
>AND BY THE WAY THE FIRST MONKEY WHO LEARNED HE CAN HOLD A STICK IN A RAIN STORM AND MAKE A FIRE STICK, THAT GUY WAS PRETTY POPULAR WITH THE LADIES TOO AS YOU CAN WELL IMAGINE.
>WELL SO YOU HAVE A CHOICE. YOU CAN DROP THE CLASS, HELL, YOU CAN DROP OUT OF UNIVERSITY, DROP OUT OF SOCIETY, DROP OUT OF LIFE. IT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE EH. AND BELIEVE ME, THAT IS NOT. A ROUTE. YOU WANT. TO GO DOWN. IF YOU FOLLOW IT ALL THE WAY DOWN, YOU CAN EXTRAPOLATE THE RESULTS OF A BAD GRADE ALL THE WAY TO GENOCIDE. AND THAT'S NO JOKE.

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BUT AS I WAS SAYING, THE PROBLEM WITH RASKOLNIKOV, AND WHAT I MEAN BY THAT IS THAT HIS ESSENTIAL (IN THE ARISTOTELIAN SENSE) TRAGIC FLAW IS BASICALLY NARCISSISM. HERE ME OUT: ITS NOT A COINCIDENCE THAT I WAS DOSTOYEVSKY WHO WROTE WHAT IS ARGUABLY THE FIRST BOOK EVER ABOUT PARANOIA. YOU SEE, PARANOIA, FUNDAMENTALLY, IS A MODERN PHENOMENON, ITS AN URBAN PHENOMENON! A NECESSARY (AND PERHAPS SUFFICIENT) CONDITION FOR DEVELOPING THE TYPES OF NEUROSES THAT ENTAIL PARANOIA IS LIVING IN DENSELY POPULATED SPACES, WHERE YOU'RE APARTMENT IS THE SIZE OF A BROOMCLOSET AND YOU CAN HEAR YOUR NEIGHBOR'S WIFE EVERYTIME SHE EXPERIENCES HYSTERICS, AS WAS COMMON IN DOSTOYEVSKY'S SOCIETY. BUT MEN AREN'T MEANT TO BE CAGED IN TOGETHER LIKE SHEEP, SUCH LIVING CONDITIONS SUPPRESS THE INNER ANIMAL MAN...

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>and so......that's the thing about traps. THEY'RE CUTE, THEY'RE PURE, but they are the antithesis to man's eternal lust as shown through the old testament. You know? And YOU'RE a man. Think about that....sometime....why don't ya'.
>Anyway....

THE ESSENCE... OF... THE INDIVIDUAL, THAT'S HUMANITY RIGHT THERE

>Im a nationalisti, social democrat, feminist

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>*Clicks to go forward to the next slide which presents a man fucking a sheep*
>"Okay..........so...."
>*Pauses for several seconds*
>A couple of students look confused and look back and forth between each other
>"Why did Cain slay Abel?"

I do not sound like a frog; Godel proved this.

AND YOU KNOW THERE'S NOTHING ALL THAT WRONG WITH PARANOIA PERSAY. I CAN EVEN IMAGINE IT HAVING A DEFINITE EVOLUTIONARY FUNCTION. YOU KNOW, JUST IMAGINE YOU'RE SOME PRE-ANATOMICALLY HUMAN HOMINID. AND SO IMAGINE ALL THE OTHER HOMINIDS START FIGURING OUT HOW TO USE BIG STICKS AS WEAPONS. AND YOU'RE THINKING TO YOURSELF "WELL THAT LOOKS KINDA DANGEROUS", I BET YOU'D BE FEELING PRETTY PARANOID ALSO. THE PROBLEM IS THAT THE POSTMODERN VERSION OF PARANOIA...

SO THE CELEBRITY ATHEISTS (AND I THINK THAT'S AN APPROPRIATE LABEL, ALTHOUGH I SYMPATHIZE WITH THEM), THEY DON'T ADDRESS REAL CHRISTIANITY, WE ALL KNOW FUNDAMENTALISM DOESN'T EXIST, THE REAL ISSUE IS DOSTOYEVSKY, JUNG, ELIADE, CHRISTIANITY STARTED WITH THOSE GUYS. IT TOOK ABOUT 1700, 1800 YEARS FOR THE REAL CHRISTIAN MORALS TO COME OUT, BUT THAT'S WAS IT IS, THAT'S THE METAPHORICAL SUBSTRATE OF OUR SOCIETY.

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>While I love JP
Yikes

That's very dopaminergic of you. Probably.♨️

Because it's real life, not Reddit. Having a gf is like irl porn? What are u saying. And what's jockeying, like horse riding? Living is like irl video game..

He said that though

BUT THAT'S WRONG

Someone explain this in jp terms
>Well... Let's see... Abel, now, Abel was in God's favor, in society's favor! And we'll cain, you know, wasn't...
Someone bring it all around

Based and E Michele pilled

the fuck is that?

WASH YOUR DICK

What is a dopamine? It's the hormone that would have been released more if he hadn't made this mistake, for example.

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Uh, dopamine is a neurotransmitter, numbuts.

So what you're saying is, Dopamine is not a hormone?

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yea

Why does Jordan Peterson use the word "bloody"? He's not from England.

a forced speech habit probably

SO JUNG HAD THIS GREAT IDEA if every person ate their own shit -now here's the bloody thing about eating your own bloody shit IT'S CHAOS and that's bloody terrifying and that.. is the belly of the beast.. The consumption of one's own feces is representative of the cannibalistic chaos of post-modernism so then what do you do when you're face to face with this terrifying shit eating dragon? lobsters are well known autophagyists and we're like 90% lobster DNA so you know that really tells you something and that's the bloody thing about Sam Harris, that he has better hair than I do it.. it.. well depends first on what you mean by lobster it's like what solzhenitsyn always said “now Sam Harris is a jew, and they're cold blooded too just like lobsters” you see.. thats what Hitler got right, he wasn't crazy it also totaly depends on what you mean by crazy Not washing your penis? Now thats crazy. I have thought about this quandary for a long time, particularly in regards to Jung; for thirty years I've been ruminating on the best way to wash your penis and I haven't thought about anything else AND THE 20TH CENTURY TAUGHT US THAT LESSON PRETTY BLOODY WELL If you wanna conquer your shadow; really grind your heel into the bloody groin of the bitch. Clean your penis and respect the Chaos Lobster. It's in the book of Genesis. There's postmodernism to fight; and ya bloody better accept it. the jews are older than trees, man! like, god, it's so sad! It reminds me of Pinocchio *sniff* a-and how he just wanted t-*wheeze*to be a boy well that's just the bloody thing! So when we really get to explore these ideas we realize really... we arent the ones cleaning the penis... IT CLEANS US! AND THAT's the BLOODY THING, it's like, you don't KNOW anything for CERTAIN - DO YOU? Whaat do you think you are smarter than Socrates? It's like, YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THAN SOCRATES AND YOU DO NOT KNOW EVERYTHING, you might not even know ANYTHING. But people act like they know things all the time, and that's totalitarianism. It's like, wash your penis, read the Bible, YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THAN THE BIBLE, ok?

like ryan gosling's accent

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So POSTCULTURAL NEOMODERNIST MARXISM IS KILLING US ALLL, we wuz lobstaz an shieeet CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ROOM AND THATS THE BLOODY THING RIGHT? YOU MUST SAVE YOUR RELATIONSHIPS FROM CHAOS LIKE PINNOCHIO SAVED HIS FATHER FROM THE DEEPS. GEPETTO IS IN THE BELLY OF THE BEAST AND THAT IS NOT A PLACE YOU WANT TO BE. SO WHEN YOU FINALLY TRIUMPH AND SLAY THE DRAGON OF CHAOS THEN YOU ASK YOURSELF “WELL WHAT NOW” AND ITS LIKE RIGHT TAHTS A BLOODY GOOD QUESTION. BUT YOU MUST NOT GIVE IN TO THE POSTMODERNNEOMARXISTS and furthermore THAT'S THE THING ABOUT DOMINANCE HIERARCHIES, THEY'RE BLOODY ROUGH, BUT THEY'RE NECESSARY, AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CERTAIN PROCLIVITY TOWARDS DANGEROUSNESS WELL, SEE HOW FAR YOU GET WITH THAT BUCKO. And let me tell you, it was cold up in Canada (AND THAT'S THE BLOODY THING ABOUT WASHING YOUR PENIS, IT'S A BLOODY EXTERNALISATION OF YOUR INNER WORLD MAN, AND THAT'S SERIOUS. HOW CAN YOU EXPECT TO CHANGE THE WORLD IF YOU CAN'T GET YOUR OWN BLOODY PENIS INTO ORDER) So cold in fact that the nazis, in all their manical and pathological hatred wouldn't dare brave it. And *eyes begin to redden* I have been thinking, and trying to *pause while putting hand on left side of face* try to *ehem excuse me* trying to really sort things out in regards to a question I have been mulling over in my head for decades. *whipes a tear* If Nazi germany and Communist Russia just engaged in rough and tumble play instead of enveloping our world in chaos for those years -and the poor jews man, those bloody 6 million- who know what could have happend, its like, things might have gone a whole lot better. Beef and water and beef and water and beef and water and beef and water and beef and water and beef and water and beef and water and beef and water and beef and water and salt the scientific literature is very clear about this. I want to be careful before wading into this quagmire because--and let's get one thing straight, bucko--I parse my words carefully. VERY carefully. Well, imagine something roughly approximating fully conscious paralysis for 8 hours every night and you'll have an idea what it's like to contend with apple cider. and thats the thing about parsing your words carefully man, thats the logos, and that's no bloody joke and believe me, it's no joke, the marxists taught us that bloody well in the 20th century And oh boy he was a tough cooky Well thats just it, you haven't watched my lectured so what could you possibly know? The only thing you damn well know for certain is that you really don't know anything at all, and thats BLOODY SCARY believe me, but its necessary because the... the absolute horrors that took place in the 20th century, that was orchestrated by the post modern neo marxist, and let me tell you, they thought they just knew everything, and its like, no you don't. YOU DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING.

You really have to look no further then the gulag archipelago to see the pathological mindset that the ignorance of your own ignorance entails. Its horrible, so then you ask, well how can I avoid being like that? Well you start by cleaning your room. Thats your chamber, and you can't let the dragon in and that dragon is chaos, and freud as troubled as he was makes this clear for us, chaos is disorder in our lives. So clean your damn room. Next you say ok now what, should I try to clean the whole damned world now? Well its like no, you don't want to do that, well then what about my house? And now your getting somewhere, but then you have askyourself what about my penis, whens the last time I really tried to have a real connection with it and give a meaningful wash? And thats scary man, not enough young boys give their penis's rough and tumble cleanings and thats no joke, bloody well believe me. Which brings me to my next point- and i learnt this from jung, that you have to PROMULGATE YOUR BLOODY SHADOW, and everyone has a shadow man, you might think that you're a good guy and that you're harmless but YOUR WRONG. it's like, how you can bloody expect to climb the dominance hierarchies if you don't have a capacity for evil, i mean, the ancients figured this out OVER 1000 YEARS AGO I DECIDED TO WRITE THIS BOOK BECAUSE OF MY NUMEROUS AMOUNT OF QUORA UPVOTES. Anyways, WASH YOUR PENIS. Really in nature we can find mechanism for self celaning anuses in horses, but not penises... one might ask why? Eating the shit from your own ass is a symbolic representation of consuming the repressed anger from your father and incorporating it into your dark side. And that's the bloody thing about Dostoevsky: you're walking through St. Petersberg (this was before the bloody marxists renamed it after the murdering psychopath Lenin) and suddenly you see a horse's prolapsed anus...and Jung, well, Jung had a lot to say about that, it's a symbolic representation of chaos ...and you're missing the bloody point! That's the thing about dragons, we think we've slain them all but we haven't. It's so sad I mean god it's so sad how these young men and women today see the dragon as slain but it's not slain, It's not! The Bible when read allegorically has a lot to say about it. You young man, you're the dragon! The bloody Marxists didn't realise... the didn't see they were the dragon! And who do chicks like? They like the guy who goes out and slays the dragon? And who's the dragon? The dragon is you, more specifically your penis. That's the damn thing about penises: they're the only dragon left and the post modernists want to pretend otherwise. Your dragon is your penis and your soap is your sword. *sniff* and so on and so on.

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SO SNEED - AND THAT'S THE BLOODY THING ABOUT SNEED - HE REPRESENTS CHUCK, IN FACT, HE'S AN AGENT OF CHUCK, AND IN CONTRAST, WE HAVE JANNY, WHO REPRESENTS NEWFAGS. BUT JANNY, IN HIS BITTER RESENTMENT, IN HIS-HIS POSTMODERN CITY SLICKER IDEOLOGY, HE TRIES TO SUCK THE CHUCK - AND THAT'S A BAD IDEA MAN, IT'S LIKE-IT'S LIKE IF YOU TRIED SUCKING CHUCK, IT'S JUST GOING TO LEAVE YOU FUCKED. BUT JANNY, HE TRIES ANYWAY, MOTIVATED BY A LUST FOR POWER - AND IT'S LIKE - GOD IT'S SO SAD - IT'S LIKE YOU'RE NOT GETTING PAID! YOU'RE NOT GETTING PAID, AND NO POSTMODERN RATIONALIZATION WILL CHANGE THAT. THE EVIDENCE IS CLEAR. THE SCIENTIFIC LITERATURE IS EXPLICIT ON THIS MATTER. AND SPEAKING OF SUCKING CHUCK - WHAT HAPPENS BY THE END OF JANNY’S 'EXPERIMENT'? THE CHUCK IS NOT SUCKED, QUITE THE OPPOSITE, IT'S ACTUALLY SEEDED. AND THIS DEMONSTRATES EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED IN S11E05. THE BLOODY FRINKIACS ATTEMPTED TO FUCK CHUCK, BUT IN DOING SO THEY MERELY FEEDED IT. AND WELL ACTUALLY, THEY DID QUITE A BIT MORE. YOU CAN'T PRETEND TO BE A MOD IF YOU'RE NOT. WE TRIED THAT EXPERIMENT ON THE OLD SIMPSON PLACE, AND IT WAS A BAD IDEA MAN! AND IT. IS. NOT. A. ROUTE. YOU. WANT. TO. GO. DOWN

This. He probably picked it up as a grad student around the time he described himself wearing a vintage Sherlock Holmes cloak.