Meanwhile, on reddit

The try hard purple prose shit we have in critique threads here is just as bad, just a different side of the same coin.
Also
>posting reddit screencaps
Fuck off, newfriend.

>meanwhile on Yea Forums

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based

which one of these screencaps is you?

Fuck teen novels

Which one of these shitty poems is you?

upvoted

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>crossposters

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none, i'm a published author

I love how everyone makes fun of redditors, but you all browse reddit.

i only go to the cumtown subreddit, to redpill them. i've pm'd nick about race & iq, women, the jewish question etc and he agrees with pretty much everything. said he'll spoke some code words in the next pod to confirm that he's indeed redpilled

Every time Ive tried to browse r*ddit I get annoyed and close the tab within minutes. I didn’t find the NPC meme very funny at first but Christ it applies to some people. reddit’s Comment sections are like museum exhibits of the most samey milquetoast uninquisitive moralistt tripe.

Why the fuck are you subhuman redditors here? Fuck off back to your intellectual sinkhole.

>admitting to browsing reddit

We 4channel now

I dont know how to navigate reddit. It's too confusing.

There are just some things that cannot be discussed on Yea Forums, but I do hate what reddit does to my brain while typing a post. I have to constantly stop myself from censoring my own ideas and remind myself that reddit's social credit score doesn't actually matter.

what website is that?

sure you are

pige

(can't wake up)

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>reddit cringe thread
>lol fuck off redditor
are you people retarded?

Absolutely based. Yea Forums positioning itself opposite of reddit only sets itself up for a bizarro-badness. Just because you're not reddit doesn't mean you're good. But, these are pretty cheesy and throwaway, and Reddit IS pop garbage. Yea Forums is just edgy garbage. Both still garbagio amigos.

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Wasn't this literally the entirety of Ghost Walker by Ian MacKenzie Jeffers? They made a movie about it, The Grey. The book wasn't millions of anything, but it got across the feeling quite well.

Disingenuous faggots

i watch a few youtube channels that obviously source their material from here.
its just as much cringe, but its more self aware cringe.

while the commentors are all supportive on reddit. on Yea Forums we all kinda realize how shit we are, otherwise we wouldn't be coming here asking for criticism.

most of these cannels review video games to be fair.

based pige

what is actually bad about this?

LAWYERS RATS LMAO WHO NEEDS THEM HAHA FUCK LAWYERs

based pige

JUST

for fucks sake. this is not Yea Forums. fuck you, you crossposting faggot.
consider suicide.

Nice work user, you are the real hero.

My soul is shriveling up inside of itself reading this

based

i wish we had threads like those desu

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These are the BEST lines they have ever written. The BEST LINES. Yet they're only good enough for third-rate YA literature. That's what's bad.

post capybaras not these ugly piges

I'm about to redpill your whole world; reddit is based and making fun of it is just a meme

>and there were two if you counted God

>meanwhile on 4channel
the absolute state of this board!

Redditors support seems so disingenuous. Its like they're afraid of their own souls

>contains a well-trodden, completely thoughtless cliche

simply scrumdiddlyumptious

pige

that's what gets me too. for all of the vitriol and shit slinging that happens here, at least you're going to get an honest answer.
that, plus we all secretly really like each other, r-right?

I like you user and it's no secret

except for /pol/tards

I-I like all of you guys

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I find a perverse enjoyment in this kind of stuff. I’m probably an arrogant, narcissist. But the unhithered patheticness overwhelmes me.
I pray to god for my sins since there go his grace.

goldmine, thanks

NAh, they're just afraid of the reciprocity of honesty. The reason you are honest with someone is because you want someone to be honest with you. The Redditor fears this.

Butterfly, tonight I miss you ;_;

:3

Post-modern kino, I need more live streamed shootings and worse poetry.

Shut up
Fags like you are ruining this board

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>that's unusual
IS IT?!

One walks up, places its snout against my ear. It's wet, frigid, its warm breath shocks my neck, and awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

the feeling is mutual, tranny

I found some frens. feels good

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You're a faggot and that magnifying glass is so you can find your dick :3

Wow, that was brilliant and succinct.
Not sure I can follow that up.

>i only go to the cumtown subreddit
exactly

>Lol what's bad about reddit, you guys are just drones trying to lash out against an outgroup lmaooo

Just fuck my Yea Forums up fampai

This is my favorite version of that meme.

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whats the line again? Once upon a time on a stormy night

amazon kindle only releases don't count

You guys have to go back. You don't belong here

kill yourselves faggots

what kind of child would call anyone a 'bitch'

midly rude post

>One walks up, places its snout against my ear. It's wet, frigid, its warm breath shocks my neck, and, even in the cold of the night, I can feel the warmth emanating from its hardening, reddening wolven penis, a feeling that instantly propagates to my own loins.

lawyers fuck off

do you also cringe the stale piss out of yourself at reddit's concept of "positive comment"? isn't it just me being a massive edgelord waving a "no positivity" sign?
the replies all seem forced and shallow. a bit like a guy laughing at shitty jokes a girl makes in hope for a crumb of pussy, except i don't know what these people hope for.

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>O-Okay, guys, I go on Reddit, but I only do it ironically and t-to make fun of them!
Very sad, why don't you just own your Redditness

hi pige

>Meanwhile, on Reddit
this place is reddit for edgy people now, there's virtually no difference. Yea Forums is normie trash in 2019 and if you still think otherwise you're a part of it

werewolf is GOTHIC

spotted the delusional crossposter trying to justify his faggotry

go ahead and kill yourself

that's the reddiquette.
you can only say some things on reddit, so every post and comments look the same.

i unironically do this from time to time, as well as the nanowrimo forums.
it's like passing by a car crash and you know what you're going to see but you still slow down and try to peek to see some body parts and gore in the wreck, then you speed back up and go on your way, a bit sad maybe but happy that it wasn't you in there.

>reddit spacing on a reddit thread
i don't even know anymore if you guys are being ironic or are just litteral redditors.

Y-yeah but those are all ironic

reddit rocks dude

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Lawyers on full damage control lmao

people who thinks lawyers are bad and greedy assholes are peoplel probaly teenagers also, who never had to hire or work with one of them.
same for people who think cops are all power hungry, violent brutes who are there just to shit on people.

Indeed,
I have a bit of a pevert fascinstion in the last few weeks for /r/socialism and /r/communism, because the mental gymnastics performed over there are truly remarkable, especially when dealing with the communist regimes, alive or dead alike.

I get the same reaction from /r/the_donald and /r/conservative

Absolutely terrible

Pretty good.

>have you heard about airline food?

The dystopian future of credit scores for citizens to track every infraction does not demand an oppressive government, only a few good got redditors.

They make the same jokes over and over again and you'll always find them trying to join in on someone else's joke when they see it.
They are unironically repressed drones, its not even as if Yea Forums is particularly rude, i'm about as straightforward here as i was in highschool, maybe its a cultural thing but i feel massively less stifled in real life than on most public forums.

Reddit spacing literally has not been a thing on reddit for years - literally literally; two linebreaks work the same way they do here - so no, it does not mean he's a redditor. Because redditspacing is not a reddit thing. A redditor does not redditspace.
Would you like me to explain it in greater detail?

Insecure reaction

i use it exclusively for porn
i've blocked every single political sub or any sub that becomes just slightly too political

You have to go back

>this board

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About as cringy as some posters here

No?

Go back

No you, I don’t even browse reddit

But they are not even remotely as deluded considering threads like this:
www.reddit.com/r/communism/comments/b75m6t/how_the_cia_and_the_western_media_deceive_the/

it's just satire bro
no one actually believes that

I only browse the donald :^)

suki suki suki

desu most Yea Forumsposters are in the "some of you guys are alright."-camp. If we weren't we wouldn't keep coming back to this place.