Hi Yea Forums do you think my first book will make it through Amazon's review process?

sounds like projection, I'm just a guy learning programming as a new hobby and needed a project involving API calls and promises

OP while I’m waiting for butterfly to coyly grin at my posts before shitting on me, I am curious.

What was Adams name? Eve? How did the first page read? :3

There is no continuity for individual names, a new article title was generated and used for every instance of one. A total of 36,082 names were replaced with as many article titles.

1:1 In the beginning European route E007 created the heaven and the earth.

1:2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Edo-period village moved upon the face of the waters.

1:3 And The Flintstones (2016 comic book) said, Let there be light: and there was light.

1:4 And Nazmi Mehmeti saw the light, that it was good: and 2013–14 Arizona Wildcats women's basketball team divided the light from the darkness.

1:5 And Turkish women in public service called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

1:6 And Elizabethtown, New Mexico said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.

1:7 And 2,2,2-Trichloroethoxycarbonyl chloride made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.

1:8 And Asia Film Company called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

1:9 And Portland Brewing Company said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.

1:10 And The Muppets Celebrate Jim Henson called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and John Dugan (soccer) saw that it was good.

1:11 And Dorsal cuboideonavicular ligament said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

1:12 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and Suriname national cricket team saw that it was good.

1:13 And the evening and the morning were the third day.

1:14 And Judith Hulf said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years: 1:15 And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.

1:16 And Uni-directional vehicle made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.

1:17 And List of presidential election endorsements made by The New York Times set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth, 1:18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and 1998 Venezuelan presidential election saw that it was good.

1:19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.

>In the beginning European route E007 created the heaven and the earth.

Sounds about right

Cringe

Sounds like a book written by Yea Forums.

>1:3 And The Flintstones (2016 comic book) said, Let there be light: and there was light.
This is good shit OP

>And Suriname national cricket team saw that it was good
The ones that aren't completely ridiculous are the best

If there was a physical copy this would make a good joke gift for a christfag (one with a sense of humour)

Sounds like a book by Pynchon

She's, like, 54 by now. You both are disgusting.

Why do you say that? I need to know what made you reach that conclusion :3

what?

>Thou shalt not take the name of the EUROPEAN ROUTE 007 in vain

Orbiters deserve the rope.

This is like in that Arthur Clarke story about the billions of names of God. OP, did you run the whole of the KJV through it? Because then the universe might end.

Also cat face is obviously not a native English speaker because he doesn't recognize a lot of pop culture references when posted. He's probably a filthy Paki.

Pakistanis are aryans too :3

Yup, the whole thing

I live streamed 12 hours of text to speech reading the book last night, the archived video just finished processing www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHPvzOgszXA

May the Suriname National Cricket Team have mercy on our souls.

Can you explain how you choose each name to replace? Did you actually have to tag for each one?

No I am white. I even post my picture constantly of my beard.

Blonde hair man

extraordinarily based

I just used the lists I found here:

biblegateway.com/resources/all-men-bible/Alphabetical-Order-All-Men
biblegateway.com/resources/all-women-bible/Chapter-2-Alphabetical

I also added 'Lord', 'Jesus', 'God', 'Satan' and 'Christ' since those weren't in those lists. I told the program not to replace 'Lord' if it's followed by God, or 'Christ' if it's preceded by 'Jesus'. That way you can get stuff like "our Lord [article name]', and "our savior [article name] Christ"

This is very entertaining, but I feel like it would be improved if there were consistency in the names, if possible

Yeah I could do a version like that with a bit of reworking of the code

I know you probably want to try and make some dosh from this, but would you maybe want to put a pdf/epub on a temporary file hosting site?

Sure, here you go tmpfiles.org/dl/16847/TheKingJamesVersionoftheBiblebutforsomereasoneverytimeanameismentioneditsbeenreplacedwiththetitleofarandomlygeneratedWikipediaarti.pdf

If it doesn't get on Amazon I might just put it on my website for free anyway with a donation button under it

FUCK you.

>1:1 In the beginning European route E007 created the heaven and the earth.

im ok with this

>1:17 And List of presidential election endorsements made by The New York Times set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth, 1:18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and 1998 Venezuelan presidential election saw that it was good.
Powerful shit right here

sorry, but that's not writing, it's plumbing

>And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Edo-period village moved upon the face of the waters.
Sounds like some dark souls shit

It's a cute project user, thanks for sharing.

:3 And The Flintstones (2016 comic book) said, Let there be light: and there was light.
Oh God, this is genius!

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I think this would work much better if just replacing "God" and any synonyms "The Lord" "Him," etc
Keep all your other names as is

shite user I missed it. one more time?