For me, it’s Aristotle

Osho is the only philosopher who can do metaphilosophy

That one.

I'am 3 pages in Organon (Categories) and already lost, am i just retarded, i have already read Ethics and On the soul ?

Proust

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Heraclitus

This autistic motherfucker.

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epitecus

Audrey Hepburn. God's most perfect expression of beauty, outside of la sagrada familia.

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Aristotle’s response to Plato makes philosophy the Queen of the sciences
and by Queen I mean Plato and Socrates were gay

Categories is easy peasy lemon squeezy, mate..Go back and read it again more slowly. You'll get it.

For me, it is.

Patrician

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A.E. IOU

Iam selfconscious about reading the stoics because it feels like self help literature. Especially with those stupid esoteric titles they have. People will look at me as if Iam a loser who tries to improve his life by reading

>look at this faggot, this wont make him anymore attractive HAHA
>cute "user" tries to better himself hihihi, he will never be chad though

How can I overcome this feeling?

For me it's Axolotl

Julius Evola, of course

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sometimes you faggots come up with the most unreal of problems that I can't help but shake my head and consider what would make a man so damn miserable and insecure about himself

Kant

Just like the medievals lived under the shadow of Aristotle, we are living under Kant's shadow, still trying to escape the subjectivity established by his Copernican Revolution.

read the stoics

Krsna Dvaipayana Vyasa

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I can see similarities between Rogan and Socrates, as in both are willing to talk to people and discuss ideas. But the other 2? Explain that shit to me, especially Milo and Plato, like wtf...

it's bait

The kid fucking

Probably Plato if I had to pick one.
Just really ahead of his time.

god tier feet

post feet pic

Rogan is a dudebro with a fried brain who thinks he's way smarter than he is because of the people who come on his podcast to promote their own shit. He changes his opinions every episode and plays up to whoever he happens to have on that specific week. He's a chameleon. Socrates was a true genius, Rogan is a pothead with a large fanbase of other potheads.

Kek

Joe Rohan is gay?

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it's just gotta be oswald spengler for me lads

>I can see similarities between Rogan and Socrates

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what's wrong with that statement
both ask inane questions with no content
both get off on firing away "zingers" that survive no second examination
both into gym
both gay

>both ask inane questions with no content
Socrates doesn’t interview people, he sets up questions to prove a point.

In the dialogues, which are obviously fake, he acts as a sort of logician, setting up the major key points for various syllogisms or propositions he establishes.

Joe Rohan is an interviewer. Now you see the reason for the reaction.

>both get off on firing away "zingers" that survive no second examination
The reason that various Platonic works have survived for as long as they have is because his methodology and outlook is sound. He divined many of Gods commandments and various sorts of other good directions, like monotheism, throughout his work. It has stood the test of time, and his philosophy is even compatible with a Abrahamic religion and the Aristotleian ‘prime mover’ concept.

Joe Rogan is very often high and says quirky stuff to generate a laugh. Now you see the reason for the reaction.

>both into gym
Socrates was military trained, as many citizens of Athens were. They were trained to defend their country from assailants in the gymnasium, with the rest of the males.

Joe Rogan has never, and will never, serve his country in that way. Now you see the reason for the reaction.

>both gay
No comment, however Socrates is not ‘gay’ as you would understand homosexuality.

>Socrates is not ‘gay’ as you would understand homosexuality
l know the first half of Lisis is Socrates teaching Hipotales how to neg his homosexual love interest Lisis (210e proves RooshV is a platonian btw) -- a subject in which Socrates has previously said he is quite knowledgeable about. seems pretty straightforwardly gay to me user

Have you ever heard of ‘Platonic’ love you fucking retard

I agree more with Aristotle but I like reading Plato more. Aristotle is a fucking chore.

You’re right. But it’s the hard things in life that give us purpose and direction :3

Aristotle is a chore because what he’s describing isn’t interesting. If it’s not interesting it’s either a) unnecessary or b)necessary. If it’s uninteresting and necessary, then you gotta read it, sorry. Aristotle is infinitely useful, I used his rendering of ‘syllogism’ and ‘proposition’ in order to explain Platonic philosophy in this post

l dont need to "hear of" platonic love when l am literally reading the original fucking material and Socrates is straight up lecturing about Game

Okay moron. I don’t understand why people like you read philosophy. I mean, I don’t really care, but you’re giving everyone else a bad name

imagine being this much of a retard

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in any case philosophy has earned itself the bad name champ. lm just a normal dude starting with the greeks.

Isn't that the question of the day?

hello newfriend :)

Heraclitus kicks ass. He already rejected the concept of being and went way past it in his interpretation just as it began to emerge in our consciousness and way before it was formalized by metaphysicians ages later.

>dude Heraclitus is so based XD
nice larp

Yeah Aristotle quotes Heraclitus in Metaphysics

Pseuds. Aristotle is a “chore” to read because all we have of his writings are lecture notes.

t. Kantian loser still desperately clinging to metaphysics

False. But there is a lot of what you’re reading that is simply mistranslated or from someone else. :3

Plato

>False.
False.

nah metaphysics and kant are both gay as fuck but heraclitus is a meme for edgy contrarian teens who are too cool to read “””mainstream””” philosophers

>metaphysics and kant are both gay as fuck
Guess where that gay as fuck nonsense came from?

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see the christcucks jump at you for this

Simeon the Stylite.

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Rousseau

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Birdboi

ye

Why does everybody repeat this nonsense? They don't read like notes in any way.

More important, how do you get started with Hegel? I'm already finished with the dammed Greek. Now can I jump directly to him?

the only mans

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Just read him. There's no trick to it because you're not going to understand much your first time no matter where you start.