Would you/have you ever attended poem readings?

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Couldn’t figure out how to download the picture, but Isabelle Davis has some delectable titties and her nipple is peeking out

Did something similar last year.
I have dyslexia so when im nervous i never read things properly so i stuttered a lot in fron of everyone making myself even more nervous.
Everyone stared at me as if i was some uber special needs retard and i got so anxious i just left a bit earlier. Never came back again.
If you are this much of an autist like me i suggest to not take that high risk and make yourself another cringe ass memory to haunt you.
Im just speaking from experience.

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Should've had a few more Coors.

GOT DAMN this is the girl cofounder of twosnakela

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AROOOOOOOGAH

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I went to one and everyone's poetry was so terrible that I chose not to read mine and left early. It was a waste of an hour, I could only imagine myself going to one again to pick up retarded girls or if I respected the people there.

Looks like a bunch of women who will accuse you of mansplaining.

>wearing shoes indoors
americans

>I went to one and everyone's poetry was so terrible that I chose not to read mine and left early.
Same thing here, and I simply showed up out of courtesy as it was the second time the mag was publishing my work. Still left 30 minutes in lol. It was in Montreal... very contemporary crowd (read : bunch of blue-haired McGill sjw-degenerates). Never again.

It’s so they can track dog shit everywhere

Concordia is worse than McGill

Maybe but i'm not expecting the poetry crowd to be any different desu. Fuck Montréal at this point anyway -- just bunch of english-speaking workers or tourists.

>tfw no 30+ year old silverlake arthoe gf

please kill me.

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women are the worst poets.
All they write about is teenage angst and their sexual perversions (which are quite boring) on a childish level.

even the "boys" on that page look effeminate

Honestly, they all look like they smell like shit.

you'll probably go anyways since your gay lol.

At least take Truvada before you go

lol

lol
haha

Could be worse. Could be Toronto.

>coors
Disgusting.

let me pepper in a few lols to convince them i'm not suicidal

What would happen if I rocked-up to one of these shindigs and performed some epic poetry?

Nice tits

Well avoid doing that, user.

prob get your cock sucked by her

I attended a poetry reading by Robert Bly. During the question-and-answer session, I asked why Bly was "such a lousy poet." I followed this by quoting from an essay Bly once wrote on Robert Lowell, in which Bly talked about the younger generation needing to destroy the old, and how trees needed to burn to save the forest.

tiddies

silverlake arthoe gf will never be loyal to you.

she will never cheer you up, cook for you, pat you on the head.

she will never bear your children, insightfully comment on your prose, tailor you a sweater.

she will never hug you in a warm blanket and complain about modern degeneracy of poetry, popular music, and art.

don't fall for the silverlake arthoe gf meme.

sounds terrible m8
my university recently had a public reading of the odyssey (not the whole thing thank god) that i had to attend. you should've seen it.

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I have. Waste of time. Most are awful. It's just an excuse to throw a party afterwards.

No that’s gay

Haha. I got one this weekend and I thought I would just use her for sex, but she ended up being a great cook, cleaner, and overall enjoyable person to be around. Feels good man.

This woman isn't a poet, she's a prostitute.

I was inspired by her bazongas to write some poetry

MUMMY'S MILKERS
---
Milky, milky, silky sweet
Please dispense it from your teat
Yummy, yummy, mummy's jugs
Fill my tummy, warm like hugs

Curled up nice on mummy's lap
Hold her close, she pats my back
Cuddle up and tuck me in
On the morrow, do it again!

I love you mummy!

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A couple of observations based on her IG:
1. Her name is "piglet," suggesting she'd be amenable to being dressed up like an oinker and walked around on a nose leash

2. She's in her 30s. If this bitch looks like that in her 30s, there's hope for me yet. This is an invigorating thought. I figured I'd kill myself before I hit 28.

Sometimes hope comes from the most unexpected places.

But her name is Giulia. I didn't find her age, but over 30 doesn't surprise me too much. (though her sister is supposed to be like seven years older and looks the same age)
The tatts are a bit annoying but I like the body hair

>g*tenb*rg invented the book

who are you quoting?

It’s le epic meme arrow right

Obviously he invented the printing press and got books and literacy rolling. (People like to pick on Luther for getting the enlightenment started, but what about what lead to the machine that enabled it)
Of course oral traditions continued, but it was still mostly just uneducated women telling bedtime stories to their children. This influenced future male authors. This also explains why old folk tails don’t have authors. Women weren’t allowed to be the authors of their stories.

It's fun going backwards through her timeline and watching her grow more youthful, beautiful, losing piercings, tattoos etc. :^)

It can also be theorized that the decline in orally spoken bedtime stories might be partially why we have shit writers.

I still stand by the commercialization of capitalism as the chief problem, but the socio-psychological aspect probably has something to do with it too

>I like the body hair
Is it even possible for you to be more predictable?

>Her name is Giulia
Sure but her description reads piglet.

I'm into trashy chicks so don't mind the tats and the body hair. Besides the face, which is a tad masculine for my taste, I'd say she's near-perfect physically. Amazing hips, I even like the slight sag she's got to her tits and belly. If her sister looks good as well she's probably got some great genetics.

i do this strictly for networking reasons and fuck me is it tedious. a shitty combo of semi-affluent big city kids who feel entitled to a book deal because a parent put one out 20 yrs ago – or said parent works in publishing/media – and frumpy wide-eyed queers from the boondocks who think that every sensation needs to be recorded and put on display. plus the token third generation immigrant who has something to say about cultural differences, hobo johnson-style!

needless to say i usually go straight for the wine. it makes everything (particularly the ass-kissing) easier

Italian babes.

It’s sexy, man. You people are all about sucking feet and smelling farts. I just like a hint of underarm
.... but I’m going to eat and read. No playtime rn

You never sucked on a girl’s big toe? What’s scissoring with you like?

That is the most awkward porn maneuver. Hahaha
Not even worth the effort

Why do women destroy themselves like this?

To get the D

Hot

>You people are all about sucking feet and smelling farts.

Speak for yourself.

>I just like a hint of underarm

It's just so on the nose for how you're trying to portray yourself.

how do i find a gf like this? who will be motherly to me? and treat me like her sweetheart?

Pay a prostitute for a gf experience

Also pay her to step on your junk with her feet

nice user!

100% would slam but you know she has to be so annoying in person.

It's real life Beck.

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based

Maybe I'm into that.

Damn, they look like they would enjoy fucking black guys!

Second stanza needs more work, but otherwise it's very enjoyable.

people go places to listen to poetry? When was this a thing? is it all traditional or is there some abstract sort of stuff?

in my case I sure hope so.

How do I impress a mid-20s Echo Park arthoe, brehs? Let me remind you that I’m a manlet who exclusively reads non-fiction.

Say what you want but I have no qualms about reading some epic poetry among some degenerates to fuck this whore into oblivion

Learn to leave your comfort zone, user. It'll come with age, but only if you make the effort. You have to put yourself out there. Stupid risks make life worth living.

forgot the pic

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I normally don't find women with tattoos attractive, but this one is a babe.

I am also struggling with this feel right now, friend.

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She has some nice milkies

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I'm taking a break before uni and have a year to fuck around while catching up on my reading/writing. How efficient is this and does it depend on location? I live in S.Florida so I fear I will only get a crowd of old folks or just pretentious sjes but even worse as the florida weather has the side effect of making people so annoying

I don't think I've ever seen a person with so many red flags

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>my twenties were rough but honestly also trés chic and incredibly romantic i would like more of the latter for the next however many years pls :) and also a feminist boyfriend :)

After years of squandering her youth by not settling down with a respectable man and starting a family, she has now come to the realization that end of her fertility window looms over her like a black storm cloud. The search for a suitable partner begins. But she is pressed for time. With each passing day, she regrets those years of espousing feminism. The regret ruins her, makes her bitter. But it's all for naught. It's a fool's errand. She mutilated her body for all to see. No worthy gentleman would ever approach such a coquettish maiden.

Is anyone going to DM her with a link to this thread?
I don't have insta but I'd love to see some shit.

This argument would be justified if my intentions were in terms of relation ship. But I'm 19 she suits my milf whore fetish perfectly

this girl has nudes of herself on her twitter.

twitter.com/billyjoebaldwin

just go through her pictures.

im color blind mate. Red Flags are green to me

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why?

Because I've been on Yea Forums far too long.
I desire hearty lelz wherever I can get them.
That said, I'm not going to pull the trigger myself.

id pay top dollar to see a few melanin enriched gentlemen have their way with her.

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Ruined

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She was made for the bbc

>my twenties were rough but honestly also trés chic and incredibly romantic i would like more of the latter for the next however many years pls :) and also a feminist boyfriend :)

this is hilarious

Lame

Why?

I mean, you’re seriously right. Years ago I left my ex when she started going down the feminist rabbit hole. Recently (just after turning 30) she came crawling back because she can’t find a respectable man who will put up with her nonsense.

Wow you're a fuckin pussy, who cares about random thots, just read ya fuckin poetry nigga, its all that matters

>nigga
Shut up whiteboi

no u shut up

Give reparations, Billy Bob

Lmao i aint white trust me

>No worthy gentleman would ever approach such a coquettish maiden.
Holy shit incel defense force

what did she mean by this

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Just screenshot it

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>cannot interpret irony

Really, really wonderful. I genuinely liked it.

BELLY

You act white

Satan trips are foreseeing your future with that woman.

Scrolling through this womans ig feed is an cautionary tale on what can happen to an western women when unchecked
not even a jihadist, but this poor disgusting woman is lost and too brainwashed to even see that

absolutely halal

more like ripened to perfection you little queer

fuckin based my friend.
her poetry from what i saw was terrible.

this.

fuck you buttercup

Some of the images indicate a surprising degree of self-awareness. The frightening thing isn't that she doesn't see what's happening, but she knows exactly what she's doing to herself but seems to be unable to stop.

She just doesn't care. She knows she can settle down eventually or just live the LA socialite life forever. There'll always be some sucker willing to tie himself to her.

all these girls are ugly on the inside

yeah but her insides feels good when my penis is up in her guts.

on what fucking planet are these ppl ”socialites”

i mean have you seen how they live

Your kind drives them into their arms

what if i read this bros?

When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.

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I did about 7 years back in Los Angeles. Prince actually showed up halfway through in a purple cape, but we were told that nobody was allowed to look at him, he sat in the back balcony of the theater. The poems sucked ass, it's just a bunch of minorities complaining about stupid shit

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Her pale tootsies are great.

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The sole situation for those interested

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Arch analysis

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Too many bruises. U think she dates black guys?

She's secretly a racist but hates herself for it. Whenever her friends ask her why she hasn't fucked a black guy yet, she responds with something vague and tries to change the subject quickly.

In the post she's talking about going to a metal concert and getting fucked up, where does your weird process insert black men into the equation? I'm just asking because I want to know how much dick you subconsciously want to swallow.

she pays the bills with femdom so probably from the occasional missed scrotum kick which ends up hitting dudes' pelvises or coccyxes

Nigga, I bet u never been wit a black man.

look upon this cuck's unabashed despair, what with his lashing out at an user with nasty homophobia which all but confirms his own neghole's cocklust having so rotted out his brain, he no longer realizes the act of asking someone how much black dick they wish to swallow is beyond unusual and immediately labels the inquirer as an inveterate pervert.

Nigga, I bet you've never been to a metal concert.

What I'm for is being open about swallowing black dick if you're into swallowing black dick. Hell, I'm in for swallowing any kind of dick if that's your thing. Just don't piss around like it's not your thing.

Yeah. Sure.

Insecure beta detected

Found the racist incel

this is the pale-footed khazar poetess, right?

She lives like a rich philosophy major going to an expensive school. Runs (seemingly) fairly popular poetry club. About as close to being a 'socialite' as most people get.

do you expect socialites to only wear gowns?

based penis up in her guts user

>has never heard Michael C. Ford speak

>takes loads of grief
>feeds on the grief
>says "thank you" for each insult
>leaves
Your real impact will not be felt until you have been to a few successive events. Eventually, they will be waiting for you. Prepare to be hated. Depending on how well you play it, you may just become a reviled object or you may chisel a piece of their fellowship for yourself. Godspeed, you glorious bastard. Also, unironically read Mein Kampf - especially the parts about speaking to unfriendly audiences.
>if, after speaking on saturday night, the papers are not insulting you on monday morning, then you have not done your job

Is this you?

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gross

>Cuddled up, she tucks me in
>On the morrow, do again!
I think these minor changes help consistency and flow. Good job, though.

>disregards the bards and seanchaís and assumes that fathers did not, in a large part, read stories to children

>in large part
And when they were good, they put their names on them and turned a little penny. user, there’s a reason they’re called “Mother Goose”.
And what about The Arabian Nights? It’s a part of the damn story that these are women’s tales.
There are women writers now, there were women storytellers then

>maiden
She ceased to be a maiden once she started riding dick. Also, you can form some complex sentences to speed the flow. I would like this better with some complex grammar that drove the appropriate pauses. The content is pretty much there.

Your linebreaks suck. Good content tho.

absolute worst post
nearly all poetry is written to be read aloud

Your tryhardism detracts from the many great things women have done, including literature.

I should really form some kind of group in LA where /litizens can meet and discuss literature in bars instead of demeaning themselves by hanging out with roasties. I already have a couple of friends who would be down so maybe I should just go ahead and do it.

This is about the easiest diy shit that there is to do. I would not sweat the roasties, either. If your poetry cannot stand the assault of milquetoast feminists then it has no value.

Dumb post. Why can’t you just accept it?
It’s it like we know who they were. Just gifted mothers. Get over it.

*Its not like we know
Fuck this spell check

>If your poetry cannot stand the assault of milquetoast feminists then it has no value.

You know we're talking about the same people who launched Rupi Kaur's book into selling a million copies, right? Whenever I hear about book groups in town they always seem staffed by 35 year old women with tattoos and social media addictions. I also don't write poetry or intend write poetry so I'm not worried about criticism.

I was not disagreeing with the crux of the content of your post - just the shitty delivery and demagoguery of it, so I have nothing to "get over".

>You know we're talking about the same people who launched Rupi Kaur's book into selling a million copies, right?
Oh, yeah.
>I also don't write poetry or intend write poetry so I'm not worried about criticism
Do you intend to read someone else's work or just organize the events?

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Is that a real one?

Gaww. Cracking up here. makes me feel better about some of my junk

I would probably just have it be a general literature group and we would perhaps assign themes or pre-requisite reading for that theme or relevant authors. It wouldn't necessarily have to be based on poetry. I've already pitched a similar idea to a friend, such as we both read Bukowski and then visit the Bukowski themed bar in Santa Monica and then also his house. Pitched another similar one where we'd pick some LA noir/hardboiled fiction for reading and then visit the Black Dahlia site in Leimert Park, etc. We could probably organize it where people present their own work, but it wouldn't necessarily have to involve that.

Yes, Schmetterling, that is a real one. I admit to doing a dozen spoofs of her but this one is a better parody of her than I can do of her myself. This pic related is a spoof of Ruby. I obviously took it too far and lost her style but I feel like it still captures her attitude.

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Alas, I am too far away - or else I would drag my ass to one of these with you. Nothing will make people more angry than seeing you have a good time. Best of luck.