>be me yesterday >woke up, read a book, go outside and drink coffee, buy some junk food and go back home to watch tennis and binge, mindlessly browse internet, go to gym at night for first time in maybe 2 weeks and lift weights (squat almost 290 lbs for 5 sets of 8 reps), then go home and finish reading a 500+ page book >be me today >woke up, read a little bit, slept again, browsed internet, went outside to feel sad >currently drinking Starboocks >plan to go walking, maybe binge, read, go to gym again in evening
Nothing else to report, really. I saw a depressingly large number of happy hipster student types. I saw some 6s and 6.5s and thought to myself, "15 years ago they would be loading up on hopeless beta orbiters and maybe stringing along a load of betas, maybe handing out infrequent sex, but these days they settle for nothing but Chads". Of course, I've always been too ugly to be in any solar system.
I will start a high level pseud cred book, one of the pseudiest ever, soon and it will be boring as fuck.
I felt like such a sucker when I heard the price for my Starboocks coffee. The regular black coffee tastes like hot water sometimes so I bought something else. Of course, what I'm really buying is the feeling of being a busy non-aimless person who needs coffee to function, because I am a pathetic consumercuck.
I still haven't figured out how to motivate myself to do productive stuff in my free time.
Oh my god... I thought your posts before this were the most based anyhting could be but this... this is reaching levels of based I didn't know were possible!!!
I would suck your dick (and I'm the most hetero guy on this board) londonfrog you are that god damn based!!!
Joshua Collins
No retailcuck interviews?
Grayson Davis
290 for 5 sets? shit bro londonfrog def thicc
Joshua Lopez
damn son sounds like my inconsequential doomer lifestyle; though reading this actually makes me want to live a proper life but I know that nothing will change. Wish I were something more. Anyway, bless you user keep it up,
That's not me, though I'm about to binge. But going to the gym yesterday and planning to do it tonight makes me feel a lot less fat
Julian Wilson
Fuck off you impostor. You can never achieve the level of basedness that londonFrog exudes by posting about his everythingstential crisis everyday.
Jayden Lopez
why hasn't this retard been IP banned yet? Most of his posts get removed, but he doesn't get banned himself?
Isaiah Rivera
Because he has a dynamic ip or knows how to release/renew his ip you brain dead retard, kys
Lincoln Murphy
>thinking the original londonfrog is even alive anymore
Lincoln Clark
KFC or McDonald’s today, fatty?
Benjamin Carter
Londonfrog posts from a different starbucks each time. Either that or he's behind at least 7 proxies.
Aaron Morris
based londonfrog
John Cruz
tfw all of bongistan will be blocked to force londonfrog to stop binging
Grayson Brooks
>I've always been too ugly to be in any solar system you're a star in my eyes user
Evan Turner
I just had a McDonalds binge and I've driven to a supermarket to maybe buy junk food for the last binge. It's dark outside and Real Human Being played on the radio on the way, lol.
I need to make some sort of commitment before this binge to justify it, such as "this is the last binge" or "I'll work hard after this". This is what I have done for years. In a few cases, I realise that these commitments are useless spooks and I promise nothing. Maybe this will be tonight's option.
Noah Thompson
Didn't you say 3 days ago that you'd have your last binge? What the FUCK are you doing
Levi Flores
Looks like I jumped the gun above. For the love of the gee oh dee, promise nothing more than working harder.
Noah Morris
How to spot the newfag.
You wouldn’t believe it if I told you how many last binges he has had
Ryder Harris
What you do? Any interviews?
Brandon Nelson
How to spot the sperglord. I've been supporting of london user for 2 years but someone has to hold him accountable. It's the best, and the least we can do for him as fellow Yea Forumseratti.
Adrian Lopez
No I just chill
Anthony Cox
Do you believe that this is the real londonfrog, and he didn't die months ago?
Also where's the dude compiling all of londonfrogs posts into one grand collection
Christopher Morris
make your own goddamn coffee you fucking corporatecuck
Robert Watson
>Do you believe that this is the real londonfrog I hope he is
William Martinez
>The regular black coffee tastes like hot water sometimes so I bought something else why don't you just go somewhere else? Like literally any other cafe, even McDonald's coffee is better than that shit.
>go to gym at night for first time in maybe 2 weeks and lift weights (squat almost 290 lbs for 5 sets of 8 reps) Why do you feel the need to lie about this?
Ian Murphy
LondonFrog is a compulsive liar
Easton Hernandez
>thinking that's impressive
Dyel
Connor Barnes
>I will start a high level pseud cred book, one of the pseudiest ever, soon and it will be boring as fuck. What book, Londonfrog?
Nathan Flores
I didn't try to imply it was, I still don't believe him
Isaiah Jones
>go to gym at night for first time in maybe 2 weeks and lift weights (squat almost 290 lbs for 5 sets of 8 reps)
Are you an imposter? Why would Londonfrog use lbs?
Jason Howard
I think we got a faker. Londonfrog wouldn’t say 6s and 6.5s, he would just say Stacey’s or normies
Alexander James
maybe he was trying to make it clear their place on the stacey-gigastacey continuum
Cameron Allen
If he was telling the truth, that would probably translate to a ~400+ 1 rep max
Hardly dyel
Camden Campbell
>Also where's the dude compiling all of londonfrogs posts into one grand collection
Are you talking about me? I've been saving his posts since late August of 2018. I might have missed several posts, but including this post I am at number 107.
Adam Richardson
My alarm bells are going off user, are you sure this one is him? Seems like an imposter.
Nolan Parker
His writing style checks out, and honestly I'm not even sure if Londonfrog is a real person at this point. Im just as convinced that he is some really bored hiki/NEET who LARPs as this character because he has nothing else to do. Its really up to debate whether he is a real person or not.
Christian Adams
LondonFrog is real if you want him to be.
Juan Morales
Why? Have you been running surveillance or something around the area?
I see someone posting sometimes in these threads about communities where he is suspected to live.
I /think/ that someone saw him reading Finnegan’s Wake IRL and was posting about it
Anthony Mitchell
I've also noticed that user who claims to be stalking him. That's not me (I don't even live in London). I'm just archiving his posts because its kind of like post-modern art to me.
I've described it before in a previous thread as the Waiting for Godot of our times, lol.
