Why are you so pretentious, user?

>Why are you so pretentious, user?

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>"I don't know. Sorry, I didn't mean to be."

I hole-heartedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn’t take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It’s clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother’s mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

I am undoubtably a superior being

shut the FUCK up you look like 1/8th downsie anyway you dumb bitch

*waters you*

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>uhh uhhh hurr Durr let me use a straw to drink from something already designed to be drank from. That's my impression of you. Yeah, feel stupid yet? Stupid Leonardo DiCapruo looking idiot. Ooohh ohhh look at my plaid pants, aren't I so quirky wearing them with this ironic shirt? Stupid fucking bitch

I'm not pretentious, I am a genius. Everyone is a genius. Even the humble brain eating amoeba. Of course they are only granted sentience while the grey matter is processed in their specialized gut enzymes.

Why are you so rude to her? She is a politician in New Zealand

shut up!

Her name is Chloe Swarbrick

>a diamond dozen
it's a dime a dozen. stopped reading there what has this board become

I was trying to get you to leave me alone so I could read some books. Unfortunately subtle rejection hasn't worked, so let me just say this, "GET OUT OF MY FACE BITCH!"

Lick my toes, faggot.

Yeah, also it's "piece of cake" you retard lol

I can't you're just a computer person.

Suis-je prétentieux? Moi?

how do I get a politician gf?

Get your feet off my table harlot

>doggy dog world out there
Fucking christ, it's "dog eat dog" you simpleton.

>intensive purposes

>hole-heartedly

>a blonde eye
the fuck does that even mean? blue or do they have yellow-ish eyes?

Are we seriously going to go through this one by one?
>a diamond dozen

Just give them attention. If she is a leftist, she wants to be loved, and if she is a rightist, she wants to be hated.

Actually fucking based

because i just wrote a poem i fell happy about:
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ebic

Come on mate get your shit together

Am i being double baited?

Baste

pleb
its devils advocate. imagine being a pseud

this was slightly funny but the posts doing the same joke afterwards weren't

I’m not pretentious, I wrote a Fanfiction where Hitler murder-rapes Anne Frank.

Wonderful. Great one.

Based, also nice baits, may be a bit to obvious

fuck you its beech of cake

I know that people appreciating a pasta they havent seen in a while can come across the same as people who don't know it's pasta, but overall it's safe to say that the newfriend level in this thread is fucking atrocious.

I can't believe people were dumb enough to fall for this bait.
With that being said, you proved just how pretentious everyone was on this board with one post: so pretentious they can't look past their own self-proclaimed "superiority" and will correct others at the drop of the hat without checking if in fact they might be wrong in their interpretation.

Have I come off that way? Perhaps I was just trying to impress you, and I just got carried away.

>Chloe Swarbrick
I like her

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You can’t fault others on wanting there to be grammatical accuracy in the posts. :/

i miss seeing this pasta

based

you, sir, are and idiot : )

Devil's avocado, you mean

>Are we seriously going to go through this one by one?
It's two by four, and his name is Plank.

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*an idiot

Again, can’t fault me.

>"zero taller ants"
Based bait paster poster.

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Are you legitimately autistic? Not retarded, but actually on the spectrum? I’m not asking a rhetorical question. The giant post was a joke because it had a lot of idioms and EVERY SINGLE ONE was misspelled.

you learn a lot from faking a little

I met her 2 weeks ago, very cute in person!

If you haven't seen this pasta before, you're a newfag who needs to lurk the fuck moar.

Well I've been browsing since march of this year and it's the first time I see this pasta.

lmao the fucking state of retards replying to this

is that Willy?

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I thought people on this board were supposed to have reading comprehension... It should be obvious just by reading it that the post was a joke.

Are the first few replies post-ironic or genuinely retarded?

>tfw my gf called me out about the ridiculous way I talk about things like philosophy or literature around her
>said she gets frustrated when she says to other people "user talks so much shit" and they look at her like she's mad because I'm usually pretty reserved around most people
>tfw everyone apart from her thinks I'm some quiet intellectual, only she knows the real me (a lovable, roguish dilettante with shit for brains)

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retarded newfags who shouldn't post for at least another 6 months

>I've been browsing since march of this year

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