*takes a stroll*

*takes a stroll*

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*roasts salarymen*

*keeps exasperated meme alive*

*mentions cats*

*Writes a shitty book*

*it's another barbershop tune*

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*eats dog*

*denies the Nanking massacre*

*shits on Israel*

*takes over a military base*

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*puts pee pee in (male) butthole*

*loves Jesus*

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*grabs scythe*

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*writes the greatest novel of all time*

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*orders club soda*

*makes this thread for the fiftieth time this month*

*triggers Yea Forums*

*dreams*

*doesnt sleep*

Melville has such a chill look in his eye
Would've loved to grab dinner with him

You took the wrong Cervantes pic bruh