Do you maintain a proper posture while reading?

I would puke in less than three minutes. Honestly, I think no position could make reading confortable. You could link a turbine to my ass, and my continual changing positions would generate enough electricity to power a small town.

>Honestly, I think no position could make reading confortable
What if I had you in my arms?

I AM ETERNAL

I would press my left foot against your nose, my right foot on my left knee, my book onto my right shin, totalize three lines of reading, and then fall in a comic attempt at fart propulsion.

>totalize three lines of reading
Would you like it better if I read to you instead?

I just realized my mom referenced this scene today...is she a patrician?

depends, post pics.

Post your mom’s feet

>caring about internet video personalities and taking the time to express sentiments regarding their existence on an Algerian carpet cleaning business's IT support forum.

It's an old show

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Yes, but after having consumed the fair majority of David Lynch’s corpus I find it shocking for her to have watch this show. Although it was a major hit and on network tv so...

>>internet video personalities
As if they're not influential you pretentious idiot.

I see. Yeah, my mom had her quirks too.
They seem to put their lives on hold just to raise another one up.

well, ill counterbalance that. i like him. i think i would enjoy being around him

Sure they get views, but how many people do you think actually change their views or opinions on things because of them? I’d guess a very small amount at most.

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Your mom has probably done things more shocking than watching Twin Peaks, user.

Right, Pewdiepie hasn't affected a generation. Only cable can affect people. You're a fucking retard.

Yeah, she was actually in a lesbian relationship with my ex-girlfriend for a bit.

>Right, Pewdiepie hasn't affected a generation.
Hahahahahahaaha

Also, cable only affects boomers, those with low self-esteem, and the elderly.

somebody post the video of a bunch of 13 year olds in school uniform absolutely tearing down the house to the lasagna song.

I was referring to changing worldviews, not weaponizing autism.

>I was referring to changing worldviews
What does that even mean? As if worldview isn't just an amalgamation of experiences. What do you think icons are?

Sorry I mean to say political worldviews. IMO there is a wide gap in the structuring of the "amalgamations of experiences" that form either the decision to change a political view or to tear down a house to impress a celebrity

>ywn have a threesome with your mom and your gf

MSNBC and CNN are determinant of all American political worldviews in reference to print media like the New York Times and Reuters. Americans don't have political opinions, if they were polled on what they believe 90% would repeat exactly what they last heard on television. To say they have views is meaningless when they're accurately mirroring the signal that comes from above.

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I wish i could, but I'm hunched over getting deep in that pap

I read like this but with the book resting on my chest, and i also have a plushie that i cuddle while i read.

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Pretty sure he's not liberal.
Probably a marxist or a leftist of some kind.
He's great

>zealot advocate of LGBT, womens', black, minority rights etc.
>content exploring these issues eclispse all other content on his channel
>not liberal
Can leftoids please just admit that they've been completely and utterly subsumed by liberalism?

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Can Republicants admit they've been completely and udderly subsumed by Trump's ass?

>critiquing leftism makes you a Republican
Seppos must die.

Is that a Japanese beer?

No it's the twilight of humanity

he's a very light pink social democrat at best
too spooked with racialist liberalism and astroturf bullshit to approach economic issues