How do you cope with the fact that you're NEVER going to be a Yea Forums CHAD living in Paris, smoking cigarettes...

>i'm just like them! i have the good looks, the talent, the fame and the interesting life!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA- Holy cringe

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>He doesn't even go to weekend holidays with his Oxbridge friends to Europe
>He doesn't even have an Instagram page that has inexplicably (but not really, due on him being a 6'2" white guy from a privileged background) gained a Chinese and Japanese following that marvels at pictures of his Harrow graduation ceremony and Jesus College, Oxford formal dinners
>He doesn't even have a summer internship with like-minded attractions upper class people in a highly paid work hard play hard central London job, while sharing a house on Portobello Road while fully acknowledging the clichéd artiste implementations of his life but embracing it anyway

LOL, JUST LOL

Damn, there are people truly living like this? I think you and OP are right, my Yea Forums life is pathetic compared to actual chads. Holy shit.

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>living in paris
only femboi incel braindead cucks will believe this. go there once and you'll see how much a shithole paris really is

>have the good looks,
yea
>the talent,
better than burroughs anyway, obviously not better than shakes, only dante is better than shakes
>the fame
nah
>and the interesting life
nah
also, did you just put burroughs and shakespeare on the same level and thought no one will realize it? übercringe, and you do know burroughs and proust were literal faggots, right? and shakes was bi at the very least?

>i-i'm just like them i s-swear!
Just lmaoing at you.
>also, did you just put burroughs and shakespeare on the same level and thought no one will realize it?
It was you who quoted them together, faggot. Burroughs was CHADLITE. Shakespeare was CHAD.

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And which of those lived in Paris fucking qts? lmao you have a very weird notion of chad if you cound Burroughs and Proust as chads. Being a chad writer can hardly be replicated these days, hell, being a writer can hardly be replicated these days. And I never said I was like them. I said I was better than Burroughs. Nice straw man, faggot.

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I'm a Yea Forums CHAD living in Paris, smoking cigarettes, going to cafes and fucking anything BUT literary qts.
>aimer les femmes intelligentes est un plaisir de pédéraste
J'enchaine les petites beautés du conservatoire et des cours florent par contre

Most of my friends are studying at the most elite lit schools in France (in the world probably), but I'm a drop out drug addict, generally unstable, arrogant, haven't worked a day in my life type of french asshole. I'm the anti-anglo poster too.

Bien à vous

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Women are an obstacle on the Yea Forums path

>And which of those lived in Paris fucking qts?
No reading comprehension. No abstraction capacity. The living in Paris CHAD is only meant to be an archetype to the literary CHAD. Not necesseraliy a CHAD that lives in Paris, brainlet.
>lmao you have a very weird notion of chad if you cound Burroughs and Proust as chads.
They are CHADLITES. Learn to read, you absolutely idiot.
>And I never said I was like them. I said I was better than Burroughs.
Burroughs is trash anyway but stop with this pathetic insert of "hehe i'm a writer!". You are nothing. At best you're a phony, a fake, a faggot.
>Being a chad writer can hardly be replicated these days, hell, being a writer can hardly be replicated these days.
C O P E

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Smoking cigarettes and going to cafés is literally all I do with friends. You understimate the importance de la terrasse du café, son espresso et sa clope.

Based. Fuck anglos and fuck g*rms.

Actually the contrary. A healthy sex life is necessary to any decent work of art.

>acktually

>No reading comprehension. No abstraction capacity. The living in Paris CHAD is only meant to be an archetype to the literary CHAD. Not necesseraliy a CHAD that lives in Paris, brainlet.
Correct answer: no one. Proust was busy getting fucked in the ass and Burroughs was busy stuffing dope up his ass. That's your chad idols for you.
>CHADLITES
Not a thing. You're either a chad or you aren't. If you go with middle terms then half of Yea Forums is "CHADLITE".
>Burroughs is trash anyway but stop with this pathetic insert of "hehe i'm a writer!". You are nothing. At best you're a phony, a fake, a faggot.
But I am, though? It's really not a big deal and I don't even live in Murica. You can be published very easily in my country.

Borges.

Hello lit this is your errant chad. I'm calling from Paris

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>Borges.
I don't see why you're mentioning him when he had a wife who took care of him for most of his blind life and published love poems of various girls he fucked.

>implying musicians have anything relevant to say about shit

Dont get me wrong, I like music, but they tend not to be well read. Keep in mind that other musicians thought Elliott Smith was like some sort of polymath because he read pop-sci like Stephen Hawking. This is the intellectual caliber of the people.

Yea but you mentioned "healthy sex life", not a caring wife. Big difference.

Où est la clope?

Dude, any Argentinian will tell you about how Borges was something of a literary male idol of his time. The man was a cosmopolitan who fucked qties from around the world, and fucked his wife.

parlez-vous anglais?

I don't trust Argentinians and I don't trust you. You're thinking Adolfo Bioy Casares, that was Borges' chad and womanizer friend. Borges himself was timid and not very successful with the ladies but Bioy Casares even impregnated other writers' wifes lmao

I mean, writers of the past tended to hang out with musicians a lot. Schoenberg, Stravinsky, Ravel, Wagner, Debussy, Mozart etc were all close friends to writers. Admittedly, i don't know much about the music scene today. Probably, with the advent of pop music who opened the doors for any faggot with an instrument to produce "music", they are trash. I imagine a bunch of uninteresting hipster faggots.

This thread could've had potential but the decrepit horde of anglos arguing about which author is chad ruined it. If these sons of an evangelist preacher could spend as much time reading the canon as they moralize, maybe, just maybe, they could've had built an enduring literary tradition of considerable standing.

T'es un barbouze albion, enculé? I asked where the cigarette was

>his thread could've had potential but the decrepit horde of anglos arguing about which author is chad ruined it
I'm not even an Anglo, you frogfag. It literally had zero potential.

>I don't trust Argentinians and I don't trust you.
Then read his biography, moron.
>You're thinking Adolfo Bioy Casares, that was Borges' chad and womanizer friend. Bioy Casares even impregnated other writers' wifes lmao
They both went to dinner parties and did shit like "I choose the one on the left. Let's toss a coin and see who fucks her". Read his biography.
>Borges himself was timid and not very successful with the ladies but
This is ridiculous. Borges was a cosmopolitan faggot. He traveled the world and knew many cultures and people, he wasn't a Yea Forums faggot like you. You're falling for Yea Forums memes.

t'as quand même de la chance ma salope

Shut it. Us parisian Yea Forums chads could make the noumenon shine out of our own flatulence.

>They both went to dinner parties and did shit like "I choose the one on the left. Let's toss a coin and see who fucks her". Read his biography.
Which chapter? I have "Autobiografía 1899-1970", you mean this one? or Bioy Casares' "Borges"? I read Autobiografia and there's no mention of tossing a coing to see who fucked the girl. These people were gentlemen lmao even if they did that they wouldn't write or brag about it. That's more like a Yea Forums wetdream or your personal wetdream.
>This is ridiculous. Borges was a cosmopolitan faggot. He traveled the world and knew many cultures and people, he wasn't a Yea Forums faggot like you. You're falling for Yea Forums memes.
He was a cosmopolitan *writer*. I mean, the guy has poems where he regrets not living enough or something. And some others where he dedicates the poem to girls who rejected him or whatever. And literally married untill he was old and in his 70s. This Borges you're selling is literally fake news. He was one of us.

>reading outdated pastanigger trash
Read Borges: A Life Hardcover, Borges: A Literary Biography and Borges and I for up to date research on his life.
>I mean, the guy has poems where he regrets not living enough or something.
Common mistake from people who don't understand him. There is Borges the author, and Borges, the character (like the ones from some poems and the one in Tlon, Uqbar)
>And literally married untill he was old and in his 70s.
Of course. But he didn't really marry in his 70s if i'm correct. Anyway, he spent his youth fucking QTs and messing around. He never really care for having a family. And he had a women that instantly droped everything on her life to help him. He was CHAD.
>He was one of us.
Pathetic that you have to relate to a writer so that you can reaffirm your life. "l-look this guy was an autist as well!" No, he wasn't, idiot. You are the one living an incomplete life.

>Read Borges: A Life Hardcover for up to date research on his life.
>reading Anglofag books on Borges
I pass.
>Borges: A Literary Biography
This looks good. Will read.
>Borges and I
That's a Borges short story, are you kidding?
>reading outdated pastanigger trash
Bioy Casares' Borges came out in like 2005. It's about his diary entries which included Borges. Hardly outdated. It's not even available in English lmao
>And he had a women that instantly droped everything on her life to help him. He was CHAD.
Attracting unattractive gold diggers is not chad-like.
>Pathetic that you have to relate to a writer so that you can reaffirm your life. "l-look this guy was an autist as well!" No, he wasn't, idiot. You are the one living an incomplete life.
Evidence suggests otherwise, but we'll see.

>r9k leaking int Yea Forums
Please leave and never come back. Also, "literary qts" are just arthoes, and you dont have to be a chad writer. You could just be a 4/10 with a skateboard in his tinder profile pic. You will get laid someday user, but you have to leave your room and stop shitting up this board with incelposting.

/r9k/ IS Yea Forums. I doubt that there are many people who exclusively browse Yea Forums. Most of us browse /r9k/, /pol/ and Yea Forums, then Yea Forums. So no, i'm not r9kposting, i'm Yea Forumsposting.
>literary qts are the same as art hoes
LMAO. Art hoes don't read or produce art. I'm not talking about some whore, i'm talking about cultured qties who actually read (they exist but they are made for CHAD cock only)

literature is for sluts you retarded monkey

The male-female rate makes it female dominated. Basically breeding ground for CHADS to fuck qties. It's sad that Yea Forumszens are doomed to live life with a pathetic short penis, while there are CHADS who are not only better writers but are also fucking qties that we could only dream of! The qties that we saw first!

salut man, vive la bohème

Why are you making me think these things? I'm trying my best here...

We just need to figure out where the modern equivalent of the Paris of the twenties is and go there

Elliott Smith read his entire life, especially philosophy. The clue is either/or you monkey.

People living life on easy mode literally cannot be great artists. It's impossible. I thank God I wasn't born a 6'4 gigachad from a rich family who went to Oxbridge/HYP.

This thread is gay as fuck lol

Tolstoy says hi

Tolstoy wanted to kill himself for much of his youth (see 'My Confession'), and most of his sexual escapades were with prostitutes. In his autobiographical fiction, 'Childhood, Boyhood, Youth' the self-insert protagonist regularly talks about how he sees himself as exceptionally ugly and low in confidence

LMAO copelet. I don't think you understand the "suffering breeds art" thing. That doesn't mean some poor nobody will become a great artist. Much by the contrary, more than 99% of writers, artists and relevant people in general were born to wealthy or upper middle class families. The suffering comes from the inside. On the outside these people were good looking, wealthy, well read, well traveled and experienced life to its full. Both the best and the worst. You experience only the worst you absolutely faggot.

I have close to 2000 matches on tinder. I aint ugly bitch.

>99% of writers, artists and relevant people in general were born to wealthy or upper middle class families
Dickens was a child-laborer putting labels on shoe polish when he was twelve

Herman Melville's dad died when he was thirteen and left behind enormous debts, Melville had to drop out of school and work before going to see as a teenager. As a married adult he would freak out normies at dinner parties talking about gnosticism, apocryphal gospels, and Schopenhauer, his neighbors thought he was on the edge of insanity

also do you not realize that Chad-Incel is a continuum? People exist along that spectrum, it isn't always one or the other.

*sea

>Dickens
I don't know much about him, but if anything he's an outlier.
>Herman Melville's
I don't think you understand. This is about GENETICS. It doesn't matter if his dad became poor or not, he was from a line of wealthy people. He had superior genetics. His family may have went poor but his genetic didn't change. Thus, with his genetics he wrote Moby Dick.
>also do you not realize that Chad-Incel is a continuum?
Absolutely, but it's more fun to treat it like if one is either a CHAD or an INCEL.

prove it

times have changed, people like this don't exist anymore. social media and the internet killed them off. there are plenty of pseudo-lit academics, but they are just bourgeoise charlatans who will never produce anything great and will be forgotten by history

>I don't know much about him, but if anything he's an outlier.
Literally every good writer is an outlier, it is a world of outliers.

If you wanna talk about people with poor or unremarkable backgrounds who were good writers, Shakespeare and Dostoevsky are two obvious examples. The Shakespeare authorship question basically began as a cope by the wealthy and educated literati who couldn't understand how a lower-middle class random could write better than them. You also have others, McCarthy, Kafka, and Faulkner.

I remember seeing a big beautiful blonde American guy working at SF bookstore in Paris a few years ago. That was legit a lit chad.

>Joyce

Wasn't exactly a Chad. Definitely a confident, cheeky little bastard, but not a Chad

Not chad but
>live in Paris
>surely not rich, not in debt
>smoke tobacco and hash
>work in art museums
>fuck sometimes
>will send my novel to publishers this month

You sometimes helped me, wish me good luck.

yeah and i have a gf and i sex her every night

Argentina

not him but i only browse lit because i am a chad

also r9k is the most pathetic board in existence. you need to get out of there, though you prob don't even see how fucked it is.

miserable people commiserating with each other. what's so bad about it?

who the fuck wants to live in paris

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I do.

Paris 2019

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All I did during those university years was scare people through the action of describing weird porn

too bad his music sucked ass, good thing he offed himself and stopped making more of it.

If we talk about the roles of Jean-Pierre Léaud, the one in “La maman et la putain” is much more close to what average poster is or could be.

Is it just me, or is there a lot less people smoking cigarettes lately in the U.S?

How do you cope with the fact that you're NEVER going to be a Yea Forums CHAD living in Athens, drinking wine, going to Symposia and fucking philosophical boypussy? Even if you are a "good" writer, you're still a ugly Anglo who's never going to live life to its full extent like a CHAD.
The literary CHAD lives the best of both worlds. He fucks top tier qts and gets to discuss the Good with poets, generals and intelligent people in general. Plus, the HALO EFFECT will make sure he gets ahead on the papyrus industry.

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>Then they'll listen to classical music, smoke cigarettes and have an enlightening conversation about philosophy, life, the universe, and their place on the cosmos.
None of these things happen in 2019

They happen all the time. Not for dumb virgins like us.

How in the fuck do you consider Proust anything close to a chad?

what's the problem?

If you weren't a vigin, you'd realize the real world is not some sort of bohemian Yea Forums fantasy.

No one is saying it is, but this kind of stuff does happen and it's not happening with YOU, incel.

>REEEEEE YOU INCEL
whoa dude, mic drop!

they do happen but they’re BORING mate. life is dull. and when all those not-incel sorts have conversations listening to chopin they’re bored. unless they don’t set conditions for happiness in which case what does it matter what they’re doing.

how do you know what I look like or what I do? are you projecting?

Not OP but that isn't projection. It's really easy to know how the average Yea Forums poster looks like just by the contents of their posts
>muh gf
>muh feels