*brushes teeth*

*tunes in to the classical fm radio station*

*farts as a means of propulsion*

*shoehorns vague morale on rape, homosexuality, sexual emancipation, etc*

Do you hate these threads as much as I do?

*eats a simple breakfast*

Spaghetti

i hate this board, all of its sensibilities and idiosyncrasies and most of all you people

In other words you like these threads

- She looked at me
- I caught the Yokabishi line to Shobi
- I woke up, washed my face and boiled water to have a coffee
- She wore a white coat, a thin yellow jumper, blue jeans and two bracelets
- I read *book* by *famous literary author* while I waited
- That was the last time I saw her
- I ate rice and an egg for breakfast

*fucks every female character*

*funky asian man listen to Kid A by RADIOHEAD*

*praises the sun*
Most uncanny moment out of any book desu

*feeds the fish*

*eats a lemon*

*kills time*

*cums violently*

No, nervous system is nothing but a slave to biochemistry of your body

*drinks bad coffee*

*gives an elaborate blowjob*