Two tickets for you and me to Once Upon a Time in Hollywood please

>he's never had a McSpaghetti
What a McIdiot

No that girl just wasn't the right one. even my mom admits the movie was good

i wonder what she's thinking there

is it physically possible to split a woman up the middle with a gigantic donger?

At least I'm not a McNigger

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her eggs are telling her brain that they want to be fertilised with white semen

idk u tell me

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had a hearty laugh thinking about the asian masculinity posters reading this and screaming through the paper thin walls of their 20 storey closets

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Philippines loves spaghetti. It's for them.

You never watch a movie on the first date retard.

Always the most dangerous ones desu. I worked with a Samoa bouncer and he was the most polite guy you ever met and would routinely throw drunks into the parking lot. I mean that literally, he would stand under the awning in front of the club and sack toss grown men a good ten yards.

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what the fuck else do i do

It's all so tiring. I bet she's thinking about his BWC.

t. Asian guy

Ignore user, getting movie head on the first date is a top tier move

pic related

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Based asian guy

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years back i knew a really tall guy with a solid build who would complain about going out on the town because randoms would start shit with him for just for being a unit.

same, also asian btw why must we be so pathetic bros

drinks

That happens too, especially with little guys who have a Napoleon complex. God gives you big shoulders to carry more shit.

Where is this from

Is there a video? Google is not helping at all

poor ricecel

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t. tall and yeh happens a lot

we scare people and that's how they react

i used to feel sympathy for manlets but now I hate them

Talk to her instead of sitting staring at a screen for 2 hours not saying anything

Go for a walk somewhere

Just imagine them going at it

It's even worse than you think, the sauce is literally ketchup

still weird that he's huge now, he was so skinny in class.. even in the gym he wasn't this huge yet

It's not real, you desperate cucks. This site used to be able to spot shitty Photoshops.

>old man
>fuck you. Why must i hold your glass!
>You are big enough to hold them by yourself!

The white race is literally turning to space marines while chinks are still smaller than teenagers

it is real

whitoids btfo

KEkd

>MUH BIG DIK
she would be in agony taking those dicks, am I supposed to be jealous?

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I like this webm because it's made by one of those pickup artists who want Asian men to feel insecure about their white worshipping ways.
Good for business.
Although it's not false that Asian guys have a hard(er) time with whtie girls.

This dude lives near me but I’ve never seen him, which is odd since I assume he stands out quite a bit.

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Don't worry, I only need one seat

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its made from all the spaghetti that falls out of the /biz/ wagies pockets when they have to interact with women and chads

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Isn't middle girl a pornstar? I'd watch this.

Cumbrains

why are ricecels like this?

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yeah this
isn't the reason guys with big dicks go gay or fuck fat chicks because those two are the only type of people that can take their entire dick
like a gay guy will fight through the pain to take the whole thing and the fat chick just has more fat that feels good on your dick
kind of sad desu

>ITT: Cumskincels living vicariously thru this fella while mocking some Asian Reddit thing that probably isn't even aware of their existence.

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>t. Micropenis ricel

who is this guy hes gonna make me coom

imagine faking someones dick

He's a genial-looking fellow. The wife not so much.

no we can fuck most chicks but they definitely have different pussy sizes. my ex had to stop me smashing her cervix

>chinks are still smaller than teenagers
No wonder why I want to fuck japs so bad.

>tries to shake her arm loose
>let's go before chinkoid sees it
keked

culture of no smile

isn't this because Philippines were somehow memed into thinking that trash US army food is high cuisine? I remember reading that at some point

Oh...It's as well you told me otherwise I *would* have persisted in ignorance.

You look like the fella in the pic then that's the only way it counts. I suspect it's more like pic related.

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>Philippines were somehow memed into thinking that trash US army food is high cuisine

this isn't literally true but flips sure as hell love spam

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if he looked like the pig in the kek shirt he would be attractive enough to fuck your sister, mother, wife.

>WWII.webm

absolutely rekt

Is it that cunt Katya Clover?

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daily reminder insects pay millions to include some suits plastic daughter with a broken accent who only exists to fellate chinks in absolute garbage like pacific rim uprising
soon theyll fall for the nigger meme for their global image all while pretending theyre not repulsed by them

contain your reddit you dumb virgin newfaggot
lurk more or go back