Well gang, it looks like we have another mystery on our hands

Personally I'd starve Warwick Davis. It should not take too long given his size. Make him stick thin and so feeble. Then I would feign pity and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out. Give that little bastard a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels thing are looking up, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu pork but... char siu Harrison Davis. Yes, I will have ensured Warwick Davis greedily gobbled up the flesh of his mutant son that I butchered after growing bored with torturing him. As the tears well up in his eyes and he refuses to belief me, I shall let out a truly evil, bone chilling laugh and upend the contents of a box I'll have near me; it will be the mangled remains of his son. His legs gone, his skin flayed, castrated, eyes missing, his fingers and arms broken, and head twisted around. That is what I would do to that little bastard. The louder he screams and cries in anguish, the louder and more evil my cackle becomes. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breath as I'll be laughing so hard. I will then loop the footage of his son being raped by a dog, tortured, and then butchered by me 24/7 at maximum volume. This is the fate that awaits you, you vile little goblin

How tall are these things anyways?

In human units or their native tongue?

5'11

lets be honest, that Velma is hot

What I am asking is if they can be used as fleshlights?

Warwick has a better face than Dinklage. He'd be considered a handsome English gent if he was normal sized. I can't believe someone who has had unlimited access to the world's dwarf acting industry settled for that tranny looking creature.

i'd honestly fuck velma just to see what kind of hideous monstrosity she gives birth to.

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The mystery of the haunted step stool

we laugh, but this is unironically how 6'5 men literally view us

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who has the picture of him being abducted by a drone?

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based

>not getting a chihuahua for Scoob
low effort.

Mystery of how far I can fucking kick you walking potato sack pieces of shit

>it’s a daphne is stuck in a fridge episode

I want to obliterate that Velma with my cock

>decimating the decimated
Isn't that called percentimating?