OI, WE HAVE A HIGH COURT WRIT

OI, WE HAVE A HIGH COURT WRIT

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Nah that's okay mate, I'm a black immigrant

I unironically wish Paul Bohill was my dad.

>I didnt receive any letters

You got a receipt for that mate?

YOU GOT A LICENCE FOR THAT REPOSESSION M8

>it's a gypsy camp episode

Paul Bohill?

Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in small-claims. Back then we called him 'Paki Pulveriser' Bohill because he never came out of a property without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood.

Most would call him insane, but that is why the High Court trained him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realised what a monster they created.

You see, most enforcement agents try to reason with the defendent. Not Paul. No, he used knives, clubs, pliers, you name it. After a few jobs I got a chance to talk to him one to one. He was wearing his blood stained hard hat, sunglasses, and stab vest, smoking a cigarette and drinking Johnny Walker Black Label. It was only 7AM, but you NEVER told Paul what he could and couldn't do.

I asked him why he used such violent tactics. He lowered his head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sunglasses and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul.

"I do it out of respect. Respect for the white race. These goat fucker scum bags don't deserve the mercy of a British council flat, but the slow torturous death at the hands of a British man!"

In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp knife and stopped just short of sticking my gut.

"The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, curry filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real High Court Enforcement Agent at work."

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>That story
>Paul's pro-brexit posts on facebook
Checks out

New series when, it's been fucking ages

>it's a stewart mccracken makes little remarks to rile the defendants up, under the guise of de-escalating the situation episode

Do all bong policemen have to wear bulletproof vests all the time? Gee so much for muh gun control! Whew

Stab proof vests based spastic

Pretty sure there stabproof not bulletproof lad

Chuckleworthy but ironically since this post is very racist.

They're not police

Is this show pro-Deano or anti-Deano? I imagine since Deano is in debt all the time it is anti-Deano

It's anti-Deano. Mental all the pro-Deano comments from Sharon & Leanne when the show's airing.

What legal powers do they have? Cant you just batter them if theyre sneaking around your property?

You can't even do that to burglars mate.

WHERE CAN I WATCH THIS?!

Not if you leave them breathing so they can go to the fuzz after

if they sneak in then they are allowed to stay but they cant smash down the door, its only if you invite them in or leave a door unlocked.

So they're vampires?

How does that work? Surely property is property and you can get them off your grounds? And does that mean the inly thing at risk is your car or shed?

>Surely property is property
>lives under a monarchy
mate this is england

>that cop in the back with arabic text tatooed to his forearm

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Englishmans home is his castle and all that. thought our propery rights were alright, seems not. And theres nothing wrong with monarchs

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so this is how the famous "anglos" look
can't say i'm impressed

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>But my chillren need to eat! Pleeeeee
>Flat screen tv in the background, iPhone 8 in her hands.

Just a reminder that if they had any real authority they wouldn't have to wear police costumes.

They're not policemen, they just dress up to fool people into thinking they're figures of authority.
But most policemen wear stab vests, yeah

well they're not your grounds mate if the property/assets have been seized

>I'm a black immigrant
Well, in that event would you like date with my daughter?

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Surely fault lays in part with whoever gave the plebs a loan in the first place for not doing their due diligence

There should be a load of them on the My5 app.

Britain, land of cucks.

Bloody hell that's an old one

>a stabproof vest over a white shirt is a police "costume"
They're authorised by the high court m8

The question if the cant get to the assets or property of equivalent value. House could be yours, surely you should have the right to turf anyone you dont want off it. Yanks have the right idea

>the client took it to the high courts, which means you don't get a letter, we're here to burn down the house today and you have 1 hour to leave.

Some episodes are a bit much.

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>its only if you invite them in
They are vampires than? Sent by the BBC to drain your wallet? The BBC than takes your money to create content like the series shown in this image.

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>that episode where they had to effectively recreate the sack and salting of carthage
Sometimes its difficult to watch

Just imagine that your job is trying to strong-arm poor people to pay for something they don't even give a shit about because streaming has made the TV obsolete
Not only that, you actually take pride in your work too

and you love it...bitch
"omg imperiled whiteness amiwhite whitebros day of the rope enoch powell pull the lever meself i would"
(slut)

>52
>Hate "foreners"

Well there's a surprise.

Technically all property in England belongs to the Queen. You can't actually buy a house there. You just buy a lease to manage it.

That seems like something we tell the foreigners to make the laugh. Is that true?

do you suppose people actually address him as "butcher"? because I don't think people actually address him as "butcher"
also probably a manlet

>OI BUTCHA BASHED ANY PAKIS TODAY
yes

imagine you are in extreme debt and already live in poverty but are trying your hardest to pay it all off then one day the bailiffs come in acting all smug and mighty with fucking tv cameras in your face to humiliate you even more

>already live in poverty
>have a flat screen tv
nah mate

Ladies and gentlemen, the Britbong education system.

Arent flat screens cheap af these days?

That and it's probably nicked. They'd have bought it off a truck for less than 20 quid.

>poor people are only allowed crt tvs

He’s probably a lecher. A butcher is somebody who stares at girls.

mate you could get a flat screen at a carboot sale for 20 quid

Because every other country learns the nitty gritty of property law at school, right? You mong

Why doesn't the government just have a 'bbc' tax, it would be far easier and cost less than making a literal police force for a loicense.

thank god this shit doesn’t happen in australia
the sheriffs around here are soft cocks and don’t do shit

Our taxes go to the ABC. Its essentially easier than the BBC shit brit cucks have to go through.

>bbc
OI MATE WHERES YOUR BLACKED.COM LICENSE

forener detected

OI NAH YA'VE GOT A BLACKEDRAW LOICENSE, NOT A BLACKED LOICENSE, ALRIGHT SPREAD IT FOR TYRONE M8

Its better for us to not be forced to pay a bbc tax, license is better as its far easier to avoid and not subjected to people who dont have a tv. Also a guaranteed tax income would allow the bbc to get even more bloated, better to keep it the way it is all in all

I mean not everyone drives but you pay for roads, not everyone owns a business, but taxes go to subsidise businesses. The BBC employees a bunch of brits and BBC world is watched by tens of millions around the world daily, it's a strong global news network, it does have its uses for british softpower

Nah. He's a hoax.

>that episode where a guy had 1,000,000 US dollars in a closet for some reason, which they happened to find
What the fuck was that about? sometimes these shows are so ludicrous I can't help but feel they have to be fake, segments like that at least.

Or Youtube if you're not UK.

It was really weird, they didn't mention (((his))) last name for some reason

If it's so great it can privatize.

>privatize
no thnx neoliberal, i don't want to die in iran to protect saudi arabia

Yeah and roads are still shite. Why do i want to pay money to and org that doesnt like me? I’ll keep my money, thank you very much, and tell whichever nonce they send round to bugger off

literally youtube

OI U GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT UNLICENSED TELLY

Too much sympathy in this thread. Most of the people on the show are complete scumbags. Move into a property, then move in all their relatives, trash the place, don't pay any rent and then kick off when they get told they have to leave. Give the guys absolute dogs abuse and threats just for doing their job. Spend all day dithering over moving out, pushing everyones patience to the limit.

And after all that they'll still get a cheerful goodbye from Paul.

That example is neocon more than it is neoliberal

>most

Some people were clearly mistreated though.

There was that one Indian guy who was totally overpaying because the landlords kicked him out of his original property illegally. He didn't even have a bed. He got kicked out once again because he simply could not keep up with payments because of just how badly they were overpaying.

These people are not part of the solution, they are simply the enforcement arm of the banks, and don't tell me you like banks.

I’m dying here

>nothing wrong with monarchs
lol how cucked

Yeah, a better way of putting it would be new model wide screen TV

The English are so insufferably cringey.

Wtf, i love my money grubbing oligarcharic head of state with no connection to tradition

Yes, the BBC feeds off the licence fees of demented grannies.

Shut up lad, yer ma's a Greggs sausage roll

>All the people in this thread that don't realise the issue with Bongistan arises from the decisions of the Parliament, not the Monarchy
>All the people in this thread that don't realise the current Monarchy not being fit to wear the crown isn't anything that a good war of succession can't fix
Wrong side won The War of The Roses, then Parliament took way too much power in the Civil Wars, then the last ties of people invested in the land were passed to bankers and internationalists when the hereditary Lords got wiped out. A bad monarchy can be fixed at the cost of a handful of lives, a bad democracy cannot be fixed without a devastating civil war. Not even a bong or living in a monarchy, just calling it how it is.

>that episode where the weapons crates in the closet had hebrew writing on them
surprised they let the show even air it

You are lucky you aren't talking about monarchy on indipendence day.

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>supporting feudalism
>2019

people who like the show are always cringey tory voting bootlickers

>oi gov, you got a licence for that for that prorogued parliament?

>indipendence
Learn to fucking spell, lardarse.

>Supporting democracy
>More than 15 years after The French Revolution
Some people just don't learn I guess.

>black and white licence
What fucking year is this ?

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>the camera turns to Paul
>he rubs his hands together and puts them back into his vest
>another muzzie nest taken out...2 more today and then home
>I might have a nice korma to celebrate
>he laughs as he walks back to the van

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>it's 7AM, and Paul and Steve are in Whitechapel to carry out an eviction of an unlawful HMO
>as Paul steps out of the van, he looks around and his nose starts to twitch
>what is a Paul?
>muzzies Steve. At least a dozen by the stench. Stay frosty
>he rests one hand on his 'tool belt', heads to the front door and mutters something about the system 'being fucked'
>if this goes smoothly Steve, I'll treat us both to a nice korma

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>British tv
If I were a bong I'd be paying them to take it away

JRM pls go and stay go

Better a bad monarch you can give a bad fall than your capital in flames and foreign troops making merry with your women, all while a Parliament debate on whose fault it is.

>it's a segment when the debtor pretends to be another person

>He doesn't watch his kino in the kino colour format

>awards night at the HCEO annual gala
>Paul gets called up again, this time winning the largest single paki eviction award
>this adds to his best officer, most wog skulls crushed and best paki entrapment awards
>he begins his speech in a jovial tone but soon the air cools and a grim look comes over his face
>he bends low to the microphone and growls,
>its all fun and games at these awards, but we have to remember every day we're fighting a war against these fucking muzzies, and without all your work we'd have many more of those scum on our streets
>so this award goes out to all of you brave warriors out there, here's to another year of cleansing the filth!

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>trying to your hardest to pay
ahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
you wish

Why are bong men so hideous?

What's to stop someone on this show from renting out a storage unit and just stashing all their valuables in it. When these guys show up and start looking for shit to confiscate they'd walk into an empty house

It's not my fault! I didn't mean to buy luxury products on credit! I didn't mean to stop paying rent and smash up the flat but refuse to leave! I didn't mean to buy a massive house and 3 cars even though I can't afford to pay my credit card off!

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who was in the right here?

>it's a paki defendant rings up 10 of his mates and their dads to come round episode