>we need a whimpy English guy

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SHE WAS ONLY SIXTEEN YEARS OLD

Don't you fuckin' dare. Steve is much more than that.

TRACTION
ENGINE

That's not Martin Freeman

Oh yeah? gonna do King Lear is he? get fucked

Alan Partridge was never funny.

Guy partied with and fucked Courtney Love and went on cocaine binges

>fucked Courtney Love

Ewww why? even back then

It's was a good way to get in with Billy Corgan.

Based

ya but the other guys was the last actually funny movie starring will ferrell so...???

The Alan Partridge movie, Alpha Papa, is one of the funniest movies of the past decade.

>we need a sassy fat bitch who's character is sassy fat bitch

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No.

Isn't he ethnically 100% Irish?

God I want to fuck her so bad. Not even joking, and I don't normally like girls as fat as her but something about her makes me just want to bulldoze her pussy.

Coogan and Brydon series is pure kino tho

>we need an eccentric, crazed villainous goth woman.

I miss Fairuza Balk.

She was a rich man's Debi Mazar

Do you partake at all?

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>we need an affordable celebrity appearance for our youtube video

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>that's still too expensive, we need someone else

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oi

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>Not Eric Roberts

He would have done it for the catering spread alone. Just look the other way as his "personal assistant" loads her tin foil lined purse with the jumbo shrimp is all.

seething irishmen

>Plus I could really do with my wife disappearing under suspiscious circumstances

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>Rowan Atkinson?
>No, too intimidating, attractive, and sophisticated
>I know just the guy

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