*has a knack for ruining a franchise in you're path*

Which is Marvel’s worst story?

It's bad, even for him being a kike. Jar Jar has never once directed ANYTHING of value whatsoever. Never. Not fucking once.

I know right? Covering a lot of fucking ground here.

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One More Day maybe?

Why is JJ Abrams writing comics? He's never made a good story.

hit jar jar with a car car

Lol yes.

For Spider-Man its easily Sins Past, Sins Remembered.

Silly Zoomers, it's gotta be Clone Saga.

None of these are repeated in the book though

Oh fuck, I just figured it out. Doctor Strange Volume 4. So painfully god damned awful. I'll bet nobody can come up with anything worse except digging into 40+ some years ago.

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Why does people of colour sound ten times more racist than niggers or chinks or spics or something? It's like they're some sort of novelty to him.

Probably Civil War 2.

Look up "noble savage". History is on an endless loop.

I don't want to look this up. Is he actually going to redo One More Day or are they talking about another story?

is this a meme or is jj abrams making everything now

they are repeating the best spider-man story ever "the night gwen stacy died"
MJ dies in the story so that is "sexist"

I think because every race has racists terms for everybody, it is something that units humans.
but person of color sounds like as if you are talking about a different species.

inb4 it's this but with MJ

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Cause they're the new racists.
Feeling pity instead of disgust towards other races is equally racist.

so now we know that they are also making green goblin black.
Looks like marvel kino is back on the menu

He wants to parlay into super hero movies. He is being picked to direct a future mcu movie or movies and needs to get his brand associated with comics

Skating on Thin Ice?

well he's also trying to lock his company in with wb to make movies there as well.
Looks like he's trying to go down in history as the numale who ruins franchise after franchise

Ultimatum?
Trouble?
Sins past?
Axis?
AvX?
Dogfucker's Ultimates?

The Clone Saga just went on way too fucking long, OMD was genuinely frustrating on every level. Who the fuck would make a deal with Mephisto to literally erase their loving marriage from history to save their bajllion year old Aunt? My mother is dead, she died at 62 and on her death bed I would not have made that deal to save her. Fucking Joe Quesada is such a fat fucking failure and needed Peter Parker to be single to excuse his own miserable personal failings. Instead of putting in the work and doing a long running story involving how a good marriage can dissolve over time he ass pulls the dumbest shit ever. Even years later I'M MAD AS FUCK STILL.

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Don't forget how House of M ended

Since obviously none of you have actually read the comic or know anything about the circumstances of its creation, here's a short summary:

>some Marvel hack approaches JJ about writing Spider-Man long ago
>he can't at the moment for some bullshit reason but he might want to in the future
>years later JJ decides to gift the opportunity to his 21 old son (yes he is 21 and not 13) for his birthday
>like father like son both are hacks and the story the kid comes up with is awful and derivative
>MJ gets fridged by some OC donut steel villain and Peter loses an arm and gives up the work
>years later Pete and MJ's ginger son starts experiencing spider-powers in puberty
>he also sleeps with a photo of his mommy and is distant from his John Wick daddy
>his version of the uncle Ben speech is a woke asian girl from school complaining about detention
>Aunt May (who is still alive for some reason) gives the kid Pete's Spider-Man suit

So by "Marvel's WORST Story" they obviously mean Miles Morales which was literally the exact same shit of a jewish hack writer (Bendis) killing off Pete as Spider-Man so their kid's self-insert OC can take his place. Usual jewish hack writing and usual jewish nepotism.

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>she's gonna shit
Dude I just coomed yesterday

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Fuck you, cause of Clone Sage we got the 2 best spidermans, Ben and Kaine !

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Jew. Not a shitpost, that's literally how he got his job in the first place and why he gets to keep it. He's a Jew other Jews in the industry know.

How the fuck is his son ginger?

Ben Riley is the best spiderman.

The Disney revisionism sure worked quick on you for you to already forget MJ is a redhead.

>Cadaverous

When was the last time you read something about Ben?

Nigga, red hair is the most recessive hair color there is. Pete has dark hair, so do his parents and his grandparents.

>killing MJ
So it's not even canon. Figures they wouldn't trust the real Spider-man line with a nepotist.

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>cadaverous

Sony have the rights for Mefisto now?

Jesus Christ the nepotism and calculated posing in this interview is nauseating.

It's his son actually.

If you hate white people PLEASE fuck off from every single nation we created, which also includes Israel. I hear China is lovely and tolerant :)

God help Marvel. I hope they never get Spider-Man back.

Seriously what are you suggesting? I have a big problem with the anti-semitic replies you've attracted here.

That doesn't mean he's not a carrier.

>Jew Jew Abrams

He satisfies the jewish quota for Hollywood thats jews only.

Because when you go far enough left you end up on the other side. It was meant to be a demeaning dig at White people but, really it just sounds like another word for subhuman since its a grouping aspect. It is kinda funny to hear uppity ghetto hoodrats refer to themselves as people of color because it comes across as wanting accept that Whites are better and need to be categorized differently. White Privilege is turning into a muh dick meme for Whites, i shit you not leftist people of color think if you fuck a White man his powers will rub off on them temporarily.

Worst story?
JJ is doing the Clone Saga?

>Get your untalented Jewish caricature of a son to write a Spiderman comic
>It fails
Amazing. They even had a countdown for the comic announcement as if anyone gave a shit about Abrams' son's comic

Why is MJ suddenly an attractive redheaded Caucasian?

WTH Disney?

Literally shaking rn

Go read Trouble. Aunt May was a ginger. And she's Peter's real mother.

Marvel Comics literally went bankrupt when their SJW infused comics didn't sell so they brought back original characters. As for the movies, the audience is much larger and retarded

Not canon.

what's spidey's best story?

The one where he kills Miles Morales

god I wish

And yet they're shaping up future movies to be like the woke comics that failed. Why do they hate money?

It's more likely than you think

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Kraven's Last Hunt

Still not even the worst spider man story ever. There was much worse.